這場戲：真跡館偽裝成贗品店
第 18 章 · 共 22 章 · 4'05"
倫堡的「贗品博物館」裡，詹姆斯太太給參觀者看幾幅複製品，說真跡 per his wishes（遵照她丈夫的遺願）從不示人、not for sale（非賣品）。有人吐槽這些畫沒有靈魂，她順勢演到底；其實掛在牆上的才是真跡，別處的「原作」反而是複製品。想學「遵照遺願」和「非賣品」，這段反諷極妙。
塞尚會 roll over in his grave（氣得死人都要翻身）
roll over in his grave 氣得死人都要翻身never been more flattered 嘴上說榮幸，其實是反話
❝ 獨白 · 5 句 詹姆斯太太講丈夫的複製術
把偷換真跡說成一門手藝，語氣平靜，反轉卻越來越驚人。
真跡館 masquerading as（偽裝成）廉價景點
masquerading as 偽裝成、冒充The world's greatest 全世界最了不起的The Museum Of Art Fraud 贗品藝術博物館
尼爾被當成中介派來的道葛拉斯，詹姆斯太太卻直接把他拉進戲裡，讓他今天當她的侄子愛德華。她帶參觀者看五幅「複製品」，說真跡 per his wishes（遵照丈夫的遺願）從不拍照、也不許複製，所以只賣複製品；其實真跡 not for sale（非賣品）。有行家當場拆臺，說筆觸不勻、畫裡 lacks the artist soul（缺了藝術家的靈魂），還罵 Cezanne would roll over in his grave（塞尚在墳裡都得翻身）。詹姆斯太太不慌，最後揭底：那些「複製品」才是真跡，別處的「原作」只是複製品，整座館就是騙過全世界的贗品博物館。想說「遵照遺願」「非賣品」「氣得死人都要翻身」，這一章全給你演了。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“- You tell everyone they're fakes.”
你就告訴所有人它們是贗品。
把最妙的保護策略壓成一句反轉，越輕巧越見高明。
You tell everyone they're X.
想把真相藏起來時半開玩笑地說；正式場合別拿它當真建議。
You just tell them it is a copy. ／ You let everyone believe it is worthless.
中性
tell everyone 連讀，they're fakes 收得乾脆，句尾降調。
You tell everyone it's old junk, and nobody touches it. 你就跟大家說那是堆舊破爛，誰都不會動。
“The world's greatest art museum.”
世界上最偉大的藝術博物館。
用最頂級的名號去指一間廉價小館，反差本身就是全段的笑點。
The world's greatest X.
形容某事物名不副實或深藏不露時用；正式陳述要謹慎，別誇張過頭。
The finest collection on earth. ／ The greatest museum nobody has heard of.
中性
world's greatest 連讀緊湊，art museum 兩個重音說穩。
That tiny noodle shop is the world's greatest restaurant. 那家小麵館就是世界上最棒的餐廳。
“Cezanne would roll over in his grave, to see such a mockery of his work.”
塞尚要是看到他的作品被這樣糟蹋，在墳裡都得翻身。
把對贗品的憤怒說成死人翻身，誇張得剛好，還帶點行業腔。
X would roll over in his grave to see ...
看到有人糟蹋某人珍視的東西時用；正式場合偏重，慎用。
The old master would turn in his grave. ／ He would roll over in his grave if he saw this.
口語
roll over 連讀，in his grave 輕帶，to see 稍停再起。
The director would roll over in his grave to see this remake. 那位導演要是看到這版翻拍，在墳裡都得翻身。
“The one in New York is a clone.”
紐約的那一幅是複製品。
平平一句卻推翻常識：你以為的真跡，可能只是複製品。
The one in X is a clone.
揭穿某件公認真品其實是仿品時能用；正式鑑定場合別這麼說，要有證據。
That famous one is a copy. ／ The version in New York is the reproduction.
中性
New York 連讀，clone 收得很乾。
The one in the lobby is a fake. 大廳裡那件是假的。
- Oscar was an art collector, dealer. Technical genius, and a practical joker, and wealthy enough to indulge in his most outrageous whims. He developed a process where by, he could duplicate a painting almost on a molecular level. He would borrow a great master from a museum, and duplicate it, and often send back the copy. And he was never found out.
——奧斯卡是藝術收藏家，也是畫商。 他是個技術天才，愛搞惡作劇，又有錢到足以縱容自己那些最離譜的怪念頭。 他發明了一種方法，能把一幅畫複製到幾乎分子級別。 他會從博物館借來一幅大師名作，複製一份，然後常常把複製品還回去。 而他從未被人發現。
下一章 · 19fall on your shoulders全落到你肩上這場戲：在律師鎮被圍住就是「遵照他的意願、遺願」。戲裡說真跡 per his wishes 從不拍照，就是按已故丈夫的遺願行事。
就是 not for sale。戲裡說這些畫 not for sale，可實際上整間博物館賣的「複製品」才是真跡，反著藏的。
字面是「在墳裡翻身」，指某人若地下有知會被氣得不輕。戲裡說塞尚要是看到作品被糟蹋，roll over in his grave，就是「氣得死人都要翻身」。
指「一場裝出來的戲、做給人看的假象」。戲裡詹姆斯太太把真跡說成贗品，整套說辭就是 a charade。
表示「到現在還沒做過」，後面接動詞原形。戲裡說八年了我 have yet to sell a painting，就是「八年了一幅都沒賣出去」。
