這場戲：講高速槍擊再兜售塗片
第 8 章 · 共 22 章 · 3'52"
一個人眉飛色舞地講高速上的槍擊新聞，一句 Man, I am freaking out（我慌得不行）開場，講到那人揮槍、朝自己車頂開槍、最後 Offed himself（自盡了）。全場不寒而慄，他偏偏評價 Oh, it's beautiful（太精彩了）。想學美式口語講八卦、講黑色故事那股勁，這段一流。
❝ 獨白 · 28 句 「他是受夠了」：had had enough（受夠了）
out of his mind 瘋了、失去理智called the pigs 報警（對警察的貶稱）put the gun to his head 把槍頂在自己頭上had had enough 受夠了、忍到極限
❝ 獨白 · 26 句 「獨一份」：one of a kind
one of a kind 獨一份、獨一無二chance of a lifetime 一輩子難遇的機會swing a bargain 想法子談成一筆買賣Can't blame me 不能怪我、怨不著我
一夥人在街上交換近況。有人上來就 Man, I am freaking out so severely（我慌得不行），講高速上那個開車揮槍、朝自己車頂開槍、最後自盡的人，還評價 Oh, it's beautiful（太精彩了）。他講到那人 put the gun to his head（把槍頂在頭上），然後 Offed himself（自盡了）。接著有人推銷一件 blow your gourd（嚇你一跳）的東西——一張號稱麥當娜的宮頸塗片，說 it's one of a kind（獨一份）、chance of a lifetime（一輩子難遇），還想 swing a bargain（談筆買賣），被拒後只留下一句 It's a material world and I'm a material girl（這是物質世界，我是物質女孩）。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“Man, I am freaking out so severely. Did you hear what happened on the freeway?”
老兄，我慌得不行。你聽說高速上出的事了嗎？
開頭就把興奮和震驚拉滿，緊接一句追問，整段轉述的勁兒都定了。
Did you hear what happened ...?
想把剛聽來的猛料講給朋友時用；對不熟的人講太重的事會失禮。
Did you hear about what happened downtown? ／ Have you heard the news about the accident?
口語
freaking out 連讀，severely 重讀，問句句尾上揚。
Did you hear what happened at the office party? 你聽說辦公室派對上的事了嗎？
“he had had enough, enough.”
他是受夠了，徹底受夠了。
重複一個 enough，把前面所有瘋狂行為收成一句疲憊的結論。
have had enough
說自己或別人忍到極限時用；輕描淡寫地說別人崩潰會顯得冷漠。
He had simply had enough. ／ He couldn't take any more of it.
口語
had had 輕輕連讀，第二個 enough 放慢加重。
After that meeting, I had had enough. 那場會開完，我是徹底受夠了。
“It's a material world and I'm a material girl.”
這是個物質世界，而我是個物質女孩。
套用麥當娜的歌名，一邊自嘲拜金，一邊手裡正拿著「實物」樣本。
It's a ... world and I'm a ... person.
自嘲愛錢愛物時用；對不熟的人說會顯得輕浮。
It's a material world and I'm all about it. ／ It's a cash world and I'm a cash person.
口語
兩個 material 都重讀，world 與 girl 略拖長。
It's a sale world and I'm a sale person. 這是個打折的世界，而我是個專等打折的人。
“Offed himself, man. Blew himself away right there.”
把自己了結了，哥們兒。當場就崩了自己。
整段瘋狂飆車最後收在兩個利落的口語動詞上，死亡被說得像句玩笑。
offed himself / blew himself away
講極端事件時能用，屬於粗糙口語；悼念或嚴肅場合絕對不要用。
He did away with himself right there. ／ He ended it on the spot.
口語
Offed himself 連讀，man 輕帶，Blew himself away 重音落在 away。
That finale blew me away completely. 那個大結局把我徹底震住了。
Man, I am freaking out so severely. Did you hear what happened on the freeway? You didn't see the local news today? Oh, it's beautiful. Man, this old man driving to town from San Antonio... like this old man about 40 or 50 years old... goin' about a hundred miles an hour down the freeway... waving a gun at people, laughing. Like, doin' fuckin' chicken squawks at people out the window... and showing them his gun and going like - Things like that. People were freaked. They didn't know if he was just a lunatic, you know... with, like a squirt gun or what. And then, check it out, the guy started firing on the freeway... randomly through his windows. He shot one bullet up at the roof of his car... and it just ricocheted around inside with him for a while. He was, like, out of his mind. Everybody tried to get off the freeway. Some chick who had a bullet lodged in her ponytail... called the pigs in San Marcos. And they had six or seven pig cars chasing him into the south side of town. He was still swingin' the gun around, man, and laughing. He fuckin' laughed all the way. Finally his car spun out and slammed into the grassy knoll... you know, the median. As soon as his car came to a halt, man... he just put the gun to his head and blammo. Offed himself, man. Blew himself away right there. It's like, I don't know... he had had enough, enough.
老兄，我慌得不行。你聽說高速上出的事了嗎？ 你今天沒看本地新聞？ 哦，太精彩了。 老兄，一個老頭從聖安東尼奧開車進城…… 就一個大概四五十歲的老頭…… 在高速上開到每小時一百英里左右…… 沖人揮著槍，還笑。 還從車窗裡衝著人發出他媽的雞叫聲…… 還給人看他的槍，比劃成那樣——就這類動作。 大家都嚇壞了。也不知道他是不是就是個瘋子，你知道…… 拿的是不是把玩具水槍什麼的。 然後你猜怎麼著，那傢伙就在高速上開始開槍了…… 毫無目標地從車窗往外打。 他朝自己車頂打了一槍…… 子彈就在車裡跟著他彈來彈去，好一會兒。 他就像瘋了一樣。所有人都想趕緊下高速。 有個姑娘，馬尾辮裡卡了顆子彈…… 給聖馬科斯的條子打了電話。 他們派了六七輛條子車，一路追到城南。 他還在那兒揮著槍，老兄，還在笑。 他他媽一路笑到底。 最後他的車打滑失控，撞上了路邊那片草地…… 你知道，就是中央隔離帶。 車剛一停下，老兄…… 他就把槍頂在自己頭上，砰。 他自盡了，老兄。就在那兒把自己崩了。 就那種，我說不好…… 他是受夠了，徹底受夠了。
Oh, yeah. I know what I gotta show you guys. This -This will blow your gourd. I have this friend, all right, she's a gynecologist in Hollywood. And she scored this for me from the lab where she works. It's a Madonna pap smear. I know it's kind of cloudy, but it's a Madonna pap smear. It's got "Ciccone" on the top. That's like a medical label. "Ciccone." Check it out. I know it's kind of disgusting... but it's like, it's sort of... like getting down to the real Madonna. I don't know if you can see it now. I freaked out when it came in the mail. It had two pubic hairs in it, and I showed it to this asshole... and he stole one of them. But if you look real close, you can see it's still in there. It's about as black as they come. Do you think maybe, uh... you'd be interested in buying something like this? It's like a high-dollar item. It's, you know, one of a kind. It's like chance of a lifetime. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm pretty broke, though. What about you? Do you think you know anyone who might be - I mean, it's a little bit getting closer to the rock god herself... than just a poster. No? All right. You guys' loss. I thought I could, you know, maybe swing a bargain.
哦，對了。我知道該給你們看點東西了。 這——這東西能把你嚇一跳。 我有個朋友，好吧，是好萊塢的婦科醫生。 她從她工作的實驗室裡給我弄到了這個。 這是麥當娜的宮頸塗片。 我知道它有點渾濁，可這是麥當娜的宮頸塗片。 上頭寫著「西科內」。那算是醫療標籤。「西科內」。 你瞧瞧。我知道這有點噁心…… 可它就像，有點…… 像是觸到了真實的麥當娜。 我不知道你現在看不看得見。它寄到的時候我都激動壞了。 裡面有兩根陰毛，我拿給一個混蛋看…… 他偷走了一根。 可你要是仔細看，能看見它還在裡面。 那顏色黑得不能再黑了。 你們覺得，呃…… 你們會有興趣買這樣的東西嗎？ 這算是件高價貨。 它，你知道，是獨一份。就像一輩子難遇的機會。 是啊，我信。 不過我可沒什麼錢。 你呢？你覺得你認識誰可能會——我是說， 這多少能讓人離搖滾女神本人更近一點…… 比一張海報強多了。 不行？行吧。是你們的損失。 我本以為，你知道，說不定能談成一筆。
下一章 · 09the fact of the matter is事實是這場戲：街頭大談炸彈與壓迫指嚇壞了、抓狂、情緒失控。片裡那人一開口就說 I am freaking out，形容自己聽到高速槍擊新聞後的狀態。
是很口語的說法，意思是讓你大吃一驚、震驚到不行。片裡拿它形容那件要展示的離譜東西。
字面是物質女孩，源自麥當娜，用來調侃只認物質的人；片裡也拿它呼應手裡那件「實體」紀念品。
它是俚語，是對警察的貶稱「條子」，正式場合別用。片裡那個人就是隨口這麼說的。
說 one of a kind，指獨一無二。片裡形容那張塗片，還搭配 chance of a lifetime 一起兜售。
