cover-up掩蓋真相

You know about the suppressed transmission, of course? - Mm-mmm. - No? Oh, well. This is the 20th anniversary of the moon walk, you know. And way back when they're giving us that "One giant step for mankind" bit... another astronaut's in the background yelling his fool head off... saying, " Oh, my God. What's that over in the crater? What the hell is that?" Well, NASA cuts him off just like that. But those of us with the right kind of radios, you know what I mean? Yeah, we got enough of it. The gist of it was... there's a giant spacecraft over in the other crater, looking at them. That's right. Oh, it all begins to leak out then... that the space program's just one giant big cover-up. It's a covert operation between the United States government and the Soviet Union. It's been going on for over 30 years. We've been on the moon since the '50s. You wanna know how we got there, right? I'll tell you. Anti-grav drive. Anti-gravity technology. We stole it from the Nazis after the end of World War II. It's perfectly obvious. And you know, I was watching this Late, Late Show. A lot of truth in the Late, Late Show. You know, they slip it through there, they figure nobody's watching, but - Anyway, there's this sci-fi movie called Alternative Three. And, uh, it's about kidnapping people, using a little psycho-surgery on them... and, uh, turn them into zombies. And making them colonize the moon and Mars. Funny, huh? Except it's absolutely true, all of it. We've been on Mars since '62. It was May 22nd. That's a very important date for you to remember, pal. - Yeah, that's my birthday. - Right. So, see... the reason we're up there covertly is because of the greenhouse effect. It all ties in. Yeah, greenhouse effect. By the way, they discovered that in the '40s. You can ask yourself what they've been doing sitting on their ass for 49 years, huh? While we're out here with some serious social diseases and everything else. Oh, never mind that. Everybody says... "Greenhouse effect. A hundred years from now. Oh, I'll be long dead, gone and out of here." Not so, my friend. Not so. The government's sitting on the fact that it's 10-20 years maximum. It's getting hotter, don't you think? Yeah, it's not even summer yet. Yeah, and when the polar ice caps begin to melt... it's not gonna take a certified genius to understand that we're in serious global confusion. I mean, really, we're in massive mainline ecological chaos. Anyway, it's happening even as we speak. So, I'll tell you what they've already done. They've colonized outer space. Oh, they couldn't colonize everybody. No, no. That would be global bankruptcy. We couldn't beat the greenhouse effect anyway.

那段被壓下去的傳輸，你當然知道吧？ ——唔。——不知道？哦，那算了。 今年是人類登月二十週年。 當年他們給我們放那句‘人類的一大步’的時候…… 背景裡另一個宇航員正扯著嗓子大喊…… 喊著：‘我的天，那邊坑裡是什麼？那到底是什麼鬼東西？’ 結果美國航天局一下就把他切斷了。 可我們這些有對頻收音機的人，你懂我意思吧？ 對，我們聽夠了。大意就是…… 另一個隕石坑裡有艘巨型飛船，正盯著他們。 沒錯。後來這些就慢慢漏出來了…… 整個太空計劃就是一場天大的掩蓋。 那是美國政府和蘇聯之間的秘密行動。 已經搞了三十多年了。 五十年代我們就上過月球了。 你想知道我們怎麼上去的，對吧？ 我告訴你。 反重力引擎，反重力技術。 二戰結束後我們從納粹手裡偷來的。明擺著的事。 還有，我那天在看深夜影院。 深夜影院裡真相不少。他們就把東西塞在那兒，覺得沒人看，可是——反正有部科幻片叫《第三方案》。 呃，講的是綁人，給他們做點心理手術…… 然後，呃，把他們變成殭屍。 再讓他們去殖民月球和火星。 好笑吧？ 可這些全都是真的，一點不假。 六二年我們就上火星了。 五月二十二號。這個日子你可得記牢，老兄。 ——那是我生日。——對。所以你看…… 我們偷偷待在上面的原因，是溫室效應。 全都串上了。對，溫室效應。 順便說，他們四十年代就發現了。 你自己想想，他們這四十九年乾坐著都幹嘛了？ 我們卻在這兒得些嚴重的性病，還有別的亂七八糟。 哦，別管那個。大家都說…… ‘溫室效應嘛，一百年後的事。 到時候我早死了，早沒影了。’ 不是這樣，朋友，不是這樣。 政府瞞著的事實是，最多也就十到二十年。 天越來越熱了，你不覺得嗎？ 是啊，還沒到夏天呢。 對，等極地冰蓋開始融化…… 不用什麼天才也看得出，我們正陷入全球性的嚴重混亂。 說真的，我們正處在大規模的生態大亂裡。 反正，就在我們說話這會兒它已經在發生了。 我來告訴你他們已經幹了什麼。 他們已經在殖民外太空了。 哦，他們沒法把所有人都遷走。不行，不行。 那會讓全球破產。 反正我們也贏不了溫室效應。