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We're the Millers · 2013
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Everything you need before watchingCasey's date knocks, talking in catchphrases: dawg, you know what I'm saying. David, the fake dad, will not play along. He is awake, he speaks English, and he would like Scottie P. to stop asking. Then come the carnival job, the misspelled tattoo, and a question about making kids attractive. After they leave, David takes back a cheap shot, and Rose says her real name is Sarah. Watch a fake father turn 'do you get it' into a roast.
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Davidfake dad
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Scottie P.Casey's date
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Caseyfake daughter
罗
Rosefake mom
Chapters
21 parts · AI-cut01Still Dealing Weed没成家，还在卖大麻B23'16"02Settle His Debt邻居上门，先帮人把债还上B13'50"03Be My Mule去墨西哥运货，被说成两全其美B24'14"04Lost On The Way问路说带一家去动物园B24'19"05We're The Millers租来的人，今晚得演一家人B13'48"06Snuck Into Mexico开房车就能蒙混过关B13'03"07Here To Pick Up上门取货，先别担心B24'19"08Remember We're Millers被拦下来，先装镇定B23'59"09Vehicle Inspection检查过关，只要演得像B24'33"10Haircut Of A Donkey发型成了认人的记号B23'59"11Hiatus At The Moment眼下停工，只是暂时C16'01"12Community College考试砸了，前途也没了B23'44"13Bad Drawing乱画一通，谁也看不出来B24'25"14Keep A Lookout放风的人让你先进去B23'27"15Only If I'm In Love底线只为爱人才破C16'00"16Keep Things Exciting长久相处，得找点刺激B25'43"17About To Tell Us疼成这样，马上要解释B14'07"18I Speak English口头禅听着乱，其实他听得懂B25'25"19Dead In A Ditch没回信息，生死未知B13'47"20Hands Off Of Her动手动脚，立刻停手B23'30"21Turn The RV Around扔下同伴之后，他还是掉头回去了B24'49"
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00:00
- Don't answer it! It's for me! - What?
——别接！是找我的！——什么？
00:02
What's up , dawg ?
咋样，兄弟？
00:03
Not much, dawg . What's up with you?
就那样，兄弟。你呢？
00:05
Here to pick up Casey , know what I'm saying ?
来接凯西的，懂我意思吧？
00:07
I'm awake and I speak English, so, yeah, I do know .
我醒着，也会说英语，所以，对，我懂。
00:11
- What's your name, man? - Scottie P., you know what I'm saying ? Ha-ha.
——你叫什么，伙计？——斯科特·P，懂我意思吧？哈哈。
00:15
Again, I do know what you're saying.
再说一遍，我确实懂你在说什么。
00:17
But I appreciate you continuing to check in with me .
不过还是谢谢你反复过来跟我确认。
00:19
- Hi! Bye. We're gonna go. - Whoa, wait!
——嗨！拜。我们走了。——喂，等一下！
00:22
- Where do you think you're going? - Out.
——你以为你要去哪儿？——出门。
00:25
I have just made lunch.
我刚做好午饭。
00:27
- When are you coming back? - I don't know, later.
——你什么时候回来？——不知道，晚点吧。
00:30
No! Hey, stop! Stop, listen to me.
不行！嘿，站住！站住，听我说。
00:32
Once Kenny is ready , we're out of here .
肯尼一准备好，我们就走。
00:34
We will leave with or without you . if you're not here, we're gone. Got it?
有你没你我们都走。你不在，我们就走了。听懂了吗？
00:37
Okay, fine. That's totally fine.
好，行。完全没问题。
00:40
Wait. Come here. I'd like to have a chat with your friend.
等等。过来。我想跟你朋友聊聊。
00:43
- Are you kidding me? - I am not kidding you.
——你在开玩笑吧？——我没开玩笑。
00:45
Would you please have a seat.
请坐一下。
00:48
What is going on?
这是怎么了？
00:55
So, Scottie P., what exactly do you do for a living ?
那么，斯科特，你到底是做什么工作的？
01:00
- Oh, Mom! - I work for A & J Amusements.
——哦，妈！——我在A&J游乐公司干活。
01:03
I'm rocking that Monkey Maze, you know what I'm saying ?
我撑着那个猴子迷宫，懂我意思吧？
01:06
- What the hell is the Monkey Maze? - Oh, it's like a Terrifying Deathtrap...
——猴子迷宫到底是个什么鬼？——哦，就像个吓人的死亡陷阱……
01:10
...but for little kids.
……不过是给小孩玩的。
01:12
You're working at the fair. You're a carny .
你在集市干活。你是游乐场小工。
01:14
No, I drive a motorcycle.
不，我骑摩托车。
01:17
- Mm-hm. - Mm-hm.
——嗯哼。——嗯哼。
01:18
Yeah.
对。
01:20
What about you guys? Where you, uh, stopping in from, you know what I'm saying ?
那你们呢？你们，呃，从哪儿拐过来的，懂我意思吧？
01:24
- Uh, D-town . - Oh, Detroit.
——呃，D城。——哦，底特律。
01:26
No, no, no. The other one.
不，不，不。另一个。
01:28
D-town . The other D-town.
D城。另一个D城。
01:30
- Denver...? - That's the one. There you go.
——丹佛……？——就是那个。对了。
01:33
- Colorado. - That's the one.
——科罗拉多。——就是那个。
01:34
Yeah, I love my Rockies, you know what I'm saying ?
对，我爱我的落基山脉，懂我意思吧？
01:37
Oh, you like the Rockies? You're a baseball fan?
哦，你喜欢落基队？你是棒球迷？
01:40
- Uh, no, the mountains. - Of course.
——呃，不，是山。——那当然。
01:44
Hey, those are cool tats , man.
嘿，那些纹身挺酷的，伙计。
01:45
Oh, for real . Thank you, bro . You see the cobra?
哦，说真的。谢谢，兄弟。看见那条眼镜蛇了吗？
01:48
- What's this? The one right there? - Oh, this?
——这是什么？就那一个？——哦，这个？
01:50
Uh-huh.
嗯哼。
01:52
That's my credo. "No ragrets."
这是我的信条。「No ragrets。」
01:54
Mm-hm. How about that.
嗯哼。还真是。
01:57
- You have no regrets? - Nope.
——你没有遗憾？——没有。
01:59
- Not one? - Nope. Ha, ha.
——一个都没有？——没有。哈哈。
02:03
I wish I did. To talk about something .
我倒希望有。好有话可聊。
02:06
Not one regret, huh?
一个遗憾都没有，是吧？
02:07
That's how I been living my whole life.
我一辈子都这么过的。
02:09
I went to a tattoo artist, I was like:
我去找纹身师，我就说：
02:12
"This how I live. Can you put that on my body?"
「我就这么活。你能纹在我身上吗？」
02:14
- And he did it. - Dad.
——然后他就纹了。——爸。
02:16
- Not even a single letter? - No, I can't think of one.
——连一个字母都不遗憾？——不，我想不出来。
02:19
- I love all the letters, know what I'm saying ? - Yeah.
——所有字母我都爱，懂我意思吧？——对。
02:22
A lot of letters in the alphabet. How many?
字母表里字母可多了。有多少个？
02:24
- It's in the 20s. - it's definitely in the 20s, I agree.
——大概二十多个。——肯定是二十多，我同意。
02:27
Twenty-six, I think, if you count Y.
二十六，我想，如果Y也算的话。
02:30
- Do you have any questions for us, Scottie P? - Dad.
——你有什么要问我们的吗，斯科特？——爸。
02:34
- How did you make her so hot? - What's that?
——你们怎么把她生得这么辣？——你说什么？
02:37
- Uh, Casey. - Aw, that's very sweet of you.
——呃，凯西。——噢，你真会说话。
02:40
He wants to know how we made Casey so hot.
他想知道我们怎么把凯西生得这么辣。
02:43
- It's, uh-- - You guys had to...
——这，呃————你们得……
02:46
- What'd you ask us? - ...seminate, like, each other?
——你刚问我们什么？——……互相授精，那种？
02:49
Uh-- Sorry'?
呃——你说啥？
02:51
- Oh, my God. - Like, is there a way to make them, like...
——我的天。——就是，有没有办法让他们，比如……
02:53
...attractive? Like, kids?
……好看？就是，小孩？
02:56
- Doggie style. Know what I mean? - Dope .
——后入式。懂我意思吗？——太酷了。
03:00
- Dad. - Well, I love him. I think he's great.
——爸。——行，我喜欢他。我觉得他挺棒。
03:04
A real winner. If I were you , I wouldn't use protection.
真正的赢家。换作是我，我不会用安全措施。
03:07
Scottie P., you're the man.
斯科特，你真行。
03:08
- Yo, for real . Thanks, man. - We're leaving. Bye!
——哟，说真的。谢谢，伙计。——我们走了。拜！
03:11
- Nice meeting you. You do you, Scottie P. - You too.
——认识你很高兴。你过你的，斯科特。——你也是。
03:20
Casey, make good choices !
凯西，做出明智的选择！
03:25
Come on, she's gonna be fine.
得了，她会没事的。
03:26
Tattooed kid on a motorcycle, no helmet.
纹身小子骑摩托，还不戴头盔。
03:30
Actually, she might already be pregnant.
其实，她可能已经怀孕了。
03:39
I cannot believe her. Where the hell is she?
真不敢相信她。她到底在哪儿？
03:41
Look who is concerned about someone other than themselves .
瞧瞧是谁开始关心别人，而不只关心自己了。
03:45
What? I just want to get back on the road.
什么？我只是想重新上路。
03:48
No, I know.
不，我知道。
03:49
That kid was a dickhead , huh?
那小子是个混蛋，对吧？
03:51
- Right? - Know what I'm saying?
——是吧？——懂我意思吧？
03:53
- Ha! Jerk. - Unbelievable.
——哈！蠢货。——难以置信。
03:56
Must get her shitty taste in men from her mother.
选男人这么烂的品味，肯定随她妈。
04:02
I'm sorry. It was a cheap shot .
对不起。那是句损话。
04:04
Cheap shot, okay? I'm taking it back .
损话，行吧？我收回。
04:08
I'm sure your boyfriend Jimmy is very nice.
我相信你男朋友吉米人很好。
04:11
He seems like a very good guy.
他看起来像个好人。
04:15
Well, he's not. He left.
得了，他才不是。他跑了。
04:18
Maxed out all my credit cards, cleaned out my bank account...
刷爆了我所有信用卡，掏空了我的银行账户……
04:21
...jetted out of town .
……然后溜出城。
04:23
He stole my favorite mug. Which was a pretty shitty thing to do. Even for him.
他还偷了我最喜欢的杯子。即便以他的标准，也够烂的。
04:27
- I'm really sorry about that. That sucks. - Whatever.
——真替你难过。太糟了。——随便。
04:30
That's what you get for dating a guy who dates strippers.
跟一个约脱衣舞娘的男人约会，这就是下场。
04:34
Ah, come on.
唉，别这样。
04:35
You're a lot more than that, Rose, and you know it.
你远不止那样，罗丝，你自己知道。
04:40
- What? - Rose is not even my real name.
——什么？——罗丝甚至都不是我的真名。
04:45
What's your real name?
你真名叫什么？
04:48
Sarah.
莎拉。
04:50
With an "h"?
带h的？
04:51
Yep. Right there at the end.
对。就在最后那个字母。
04:54
It's the best way to spell it.
这是最好的拼法。
04:56
- That's what my mother thought. Heh. - Heh.
——我妈也这么想。嘿。——嘿。
05:01
Well, David's not my real name either.
其实，大卫也不是我的真名。
05:03
- Really? - I'm being serious.
——真的？——我是认真的。
05:07
Wow. So you're being ser--
哇。所以你是认——
05:10
Well, so then, what's your real name?
那，那你真名叫什么？
05:13
Barbara.
芭芭拉。
05:14
- Barbara? - Yeah, named after my mom.
——芭芭拉？——对，跟我妈同名。
05:17
Oh, so, what are you, like, a Barbara Jr.?
哦，那你算是小芭芭拉？
05:21
- You're Barbara Jr. - You got it . Yeah, yeah.
——你是芭芭拉二世。——没错。对对。
05:23
My friends in high school and grade school called me Babs.
高中和小学的朋友都叫我巴布斯。
05:26
Oh, scarred childhood.
哦，童年阴影。
05:27
Not really, not at all. I mean, I was in musical theater, so I was actually revered.
也没有，一点都没有。我是说，我演过音乐剧，其实挺受人待见的。
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What's up
What's up 的 t 弹成接近 d，听成 whaddup。
What's up , dawg ?
咋样，兄弟？
SlangA2↩ 00:02
dawg
兄弟（街头称呼）——熟人打招呼，职场别用
What's up , dawg ?
咋样，兄弟？
CollocationA2↩ 00:05
pick someone up
pick someone up
去接某人
这里是来接凯西出门约会，不是搭讪
Here to pick up Casey , know what I'm saying ?
来接凯西的，懂我意思吧？
CollocationA2↩ 00:05
know what someone is saying
know what someone is saying
懂我意思吧（口头禅）
这里并不真的在提问，只是句尾口头禅
Here to pick up Casey , know what I'm saying ?
来接凯西的，懂我意思吧？
Pronunciation↩ 00:05
know what I'm saying
I'm 弱成 /aɪm/，saying 收成 seɪ-ɪn。
Here to pick up Casey , know what I'm saying ?
来接凯西的，懂我意思吧？
SlangA2↩ 00:05
know what I'm saying
懂我意思吧——口头禅，并不真的在问
Here to pick up Casey , know what I'm saying ?
来接凯西的，懂我意思吧？
GrammarB1↩ 00:07
I do know
强调助动词：do 加原形，不是疑问，是强调：我确实懂。
I'm awake and I speak English, so, yeah, I do know .
我醒着，也会说英语，所以，对，我懂。
Pronunciation↩ 00:07
I do know
do 必须重读，才听得出「我确实懂」。
I'm awake and I speak English, so, yeah, I do know .
我醒着，也会说英语，所以，对，我懂。
CollocationB1↩ 00:17
check in with someone
check in with someone
过来跟某人确认一下
这里是挖苦：谢谢你反复确认我听懂没
But I appreciate you continuing to check in with me .
不过还是谢谢你反复过来跟我确认。
CollocationA2↩ 00:32
be out of here
be out of here
马上走人
Once Kenny is ready , we're out of here .
肯尼一准备好，我们就走。
GrammarA2↩ 00:32
Once Kenny is ready
Once时间从句：Once + 现在时：肯尼一准备好，后面立刻发生。
Once Kenny is ready , we're out of here .
肯尼一准备好，我们就走。
CollocationA2↩ 00:34
with or without someone
with or without someone
有你没你都一样
We will leave with or without you . if you're not here, we're gone. Got it?
有你没你我们都走。你不在，我们就走了。听懂了吗？
GrammarA2↩ 00:34
with or without you
有无让步：with or without + 人：不管你在不在，结果照旧。
We will leave with or without you . if you're not here, we're gone. Got it?
有你没你我们都走。你不在，我们就走了。听懂了吗？
CollocationA2↩ 00:40
have a chat with someone
have a chat with someone
跟某人聊聊
Wait. Come here. I'd like to have a chat with your friend.
等等。过来。我想跟你朋友聊聊。
Pronunciation↩ 00:40
I'd like to
I'd 吞成 /aɪd/，like to 连成 lai-tə。
Wait. Come here. I'd like to have a chat with your friend.
等等。过来。我想跟你朋友聊聊。
CollocationA2↩ 00:55
do something for a living
do something for a living
靠什么谋生
So, Scottie P., what exactly do you do for a living ?
那么，斯科特，你到底是做什么工作的？
Pronunciation↩ 01:06
What the hell
hell 咬重，整句才听得出火气。
- What the hell is the Monkey Maze? - Oh, it's like a Terrifying Deathtrap...
——猴子迷宫到底是个什么鬼？——哦，就像个吓人的死亡陷阱……
SlangB1↩ 01:12
carny
游乐场小工——常带瞧不起，别当面对本人说
You're working at the fair. You're a carny .
你在集市干活。你是游乐场小工。
SlangB1↩ 01:24
D-town
D城（城市昵称）——本地人才懂，外人会听成底特律
- Uh, D-town . - Oh, Detroit.
——呃，D城。——哦，底特律。
SlangA2↩ 01:44
tats
纹身（口语）——tattoos 的缩略，作文写 tattoo
Hey, those are cool tats , man.
嘿，那些纹身挺酷的，伙计。
CollocationA2↩ 01:45
for real
for real
说真的
Oh, for real . Thank you, bro . You see the cobra?
哦，说真的。谢谢，兄弟。看见那条眼镜蛇了吗？
SlangA2↩ 01:45
bro
兄弟——男性熟人间称呼，正式别用
Oh, for real . Thank you, bro . You see the cobra?
哦，说真的。谢谢，兄弟。看见那条眼镜蛇了吗？
CollocationA2↩ 02:03
talk about something
talk about something
有话可聊
I wish I did. To talk about something .
我倒希望有。好有话可聊。
SlangA2↩ 02:56
Dope
太酷了——夸人或东西很棒，非正式
- Doggie style. Know what I mean? - Dope .
——后入式。懂我意思吗？——太酷了。
CollocationB1↩ 03:04
if I were you
if I were you
如果我是你
A real winner. If I were you , I wouldn't use protection.
真正的赢家。换作是我，我不会用安全措施。
GrammarB1↩ 03:04
If I were you, I wouldn't use protection
虚拟语气：If I were you + would(n't)：设想站在你的位置，给反话建议。
A real winner. If I were you , I wouldn't use protection.
真正的赢家。换作是我，我不会用安全措施。
CollocationA2↩ 03:20
make good choices
make good choices
做出明智选择
Casey, make good choices !
凯西，做出明智的选择！
GrammarB2↩ 03:41
Look who is concerned about someone other than themselves
Look who结构：Look who + 从句：把眼前这人的变化指给人看，常带挖苦。
Look who is concerned about someone other than themselves .
瞧瞧是谁开始关心别人，而不只关心自己了。
SlangB1↩ 03:49
dickhead
混蛋——很粗，只在熟人私下骂人
That kid was a dickhead , huh?
那小子是个混蛋，对吧？
CollocationB1↩ 04:02
a cheap shot
a cheap shot
损人的阴招
I'm sorry. It was a cheap shot .
对不起。那是句损话。
CollocationA2↩ 04:04
take something back
take something back
收回刚才那句话
Cheap shot, okay? I'm taking it back .
损话，行吧？我收回。
CollocationB1↩ 04:18
max something out
max something out
额度刷爆、用尽
Maxed out all my credit cards, cleaned out my bank account...
刷爆了我所有信用卡，掏空了我的银行账户……
CollocationB1↩ 04:18
clean something out
clean something out
把账户掏空
Maxed out all my credit cards, cleaned out my bank account...
刷爆了我所有信用卡，掏空了我的银行账户……
CollocationA2↩ 04:21
out of town
out of town
出城、离开本地
...jetted out of town .
……然后溜出城。
CollocationB1↩ 04:30
that's what you get for doing something
that's what you get for doing something
那样做的下场
That's what you get for dating a guy who dates strippers.
跟一个约脱衣舞娘的男人约会，这就是下场。
GrammarB1↩ 04:30
That's what you get for dating a guy who dates strippers
表语加定语：what you get 是下场，who dates strippers 再限定那种男人。
That's what you get for dating a guy who dates strippers.
跟一个约脱衣舞娘的男人约会，这就是下场。
CollocationA2↩ 05:14
named after someone
named after someone
以某人的名字命名
- Barbara? - Yeah, named after my mom.
——芭芭拉？——对，跟我妈同名。
Pronunciation↩ 05:21
You got it
got it 的 t 弹成 d，听成 go-did。
- You're Barbara Jr. - You got it . Yeah, yeah.
——你是芭芭拉二世。——没错。对对。
Teaching points
Review right after watchingMy level
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IronyB1↩ 00:07
i speak english
反话：我听得懂
In the scene斯科特每句都加懂我意思吧，大卫用会英语把口头禅拆穿。
The subtitles are on and I have ears, so I followed the plot.字幕开着，我也有耳朵，所以剧情我跟上了。
In daily life
导航复读I can read the map on my phone, so I know which exit it is.我能看手机地图，所以知道是哪个出口。
above my level
PunB2↩ 01:52
no ragrets
毫无遗憾（拼错）
In the scene斯科特把 regrets 纹成 ragrets，还当人生信条念出来。
He tattooed 'definately' on his wrist and called it a life motto.他手腕纹了 definately，还当人生格言。
In daily life
看错别字The cafe window says 'expresso' and they still won't reprint it.咖啡馆窗户写着 expresso，他们还是不重印。
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SwearingB1↩ 03:49
dickhead
混蛋、蠢货
In the scene斯科特刚走，大卫跟罗丝用脏话给这约会对象盖章。
He cut the line and then blamed the cashier. What a jerk.他插队还怪收银员。真是个混蛋。
In daily life
吐槽司机That driver honked for a full minute. Total jerk.那司机按了整整一分钟喇叭。十足混蛋。
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SlangA2↩ 00:05
know what i'm saying
懂我意思吧
In the scene斯科特几乎每句都挂这口头禅，大卫偏把它当成真问题。
The shift starts at six, no excuses, you feel me?班六点开始，别找借口，懂吧？
In daily life
约饭改期Let's push dinner to eight, you know what I mean?晚饭推到八点吧，懂我意思吧？
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IdiomB1↩ 04:02
cheap shot
损人的阴招
In the scene大卫刚把凯西选男人的品味甩到罗丝头上，立刻认错。
Bringing up her old layoff in the meeting was a cheap shot.会上翻她当年被裁，那是阴招。
In daily life
吵架道歉I shouldn't have mentioned your exam score. Cheap shot.我不该提你的考试分数。那是损人。
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Phrasal verbB1↩ 00:17
check in with
跟某人确认一下
In the scene大卫反说谢谢斯科特反复确认他听懂没。
Check in with the front desk before you leave the building.离开大楼前先跟前台报一声。
In daily life
出差报平安Check in with me when your plane lands.飞机落地后跟我报一声。
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SlangB1↩ 01:12
carny
游乐场流动工
In the scene大卫把猴子迷宫翻译成：你在集市干活，就是个游乐场小工。
He spent two summers as a carnival worker running the ring toss.他有两个夏天在嘉年华管套圈摊。
In daily life
聊暑期工My cousin worked the Ferris wheel and hated being called a carny.我表弟管摩天轮，最烦被人叫游乐场小工。
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IdiomB1↩ 03:11
you do you
你过你的就行
In the scene大卫送客：爱怎么活怎么活，不必求我认可。
Skip the matching outfits. Wear what you like and own it.别强求穿成一套。你爱穿什么就穿什么。
In daily life
朋友改行Quit the bank if you want. Live your own way.想辞银行就辞。按你自己的过。
Golden lines
A great line in its own right — why and how to use it“I'm awake and I speak English, so, yeah, I do know.”
我醒着，也会说英语，所以，对，我懂。
Why it's great
先报身体状态再报语言能力，把口头禅拆成字面。
Pattern
I speak English, so I do know.
When to use
有人反复确认你听懂没、你想一次钉死时。
Similar
I heard you the first time. ／ Yes, I understood that.
Register
informal
Shadowing tip
do 重读，yeah 轻甩，know 落下。
Use it yourself
同事复述I was in the meeting and I took notes, so, yeah, I caught it.我在会上，也记了笔记，所以，对，我听到了。
“But I appreciate you continuing to check in with me.”
不过还是谢谢你反复过来跟我确认。
Why it's great
礼貌外壳包着挖苦：谢谢你当我听不懂。
Pattern
I appreciate you continuing to + 动词.
When to use
对方反复确认、你想客气地嫌烦时。
Similar
Thanks for checking I followed. ／ I appreciate the updates, really.
Register
informal
Shadowing tip
appreciate 拉长，check in 轻轻连。
Use it yourself
群里催读I appreciate you pinging me every hour, but the file is already in.谢谢你每小时戳我，不过文件已经交了。
“A real winner. If I were you, I wouldn't use protection.”
真正的赢家。换作是我，我不会用安全措施。
Why it's great
明夸暗损：把最差约会对象说成值得冒险。
Pattern
If I were you, I wouldn't + 动词.
When to use
用反话劝人、把糟糕选择说成明智时。
Similar
If I were you, I wouldn't bother. ／ If I were you, I'd skip it.
Register
informal
Shadowing tip
winner 先假笑，were 弱读，wouldn't 咬死。
Use it yourself
劝别加班If I were you, I wouldn't volunteer for that weekend shift.换作是我，我不会主动接那个周末班。
Monologue
One character carrying the scene — shadow the whole passage❝ 罗丝讲前男友跑路
Well, he's not. He left. Maxed out all my credit cards, cleaned out my bank account... ...jetted out of town. He stole my favorite mug. Which was a pretty shitty thing to do. Even for him.
得了，他才不是。他跑了。 刷爆了我所有信用卡，掏空了我的银行账户…… ……然后溜出城。 他还偷了我最喜欢的杯子。即便以他的标准，也够烂的。
刷卡、掏空账户、溜出城，最后落到一只杯子。