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考试砸了，前途也没了
We're the Millers · 2013
CEFR B2IELTS 6.0campground雅思education
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The story so far
Everything you need before watchingThe fake Millers are camping beside the wholesome Fitzgeralds. The neighbors think a baby just died; it was a sack of oregano and basil. Casey bursts into tears about failing and community college so nobody asks the real question. The adults improvise a summer project, a sex-ed pun, then a family singalong of a crime song. While everyone plays charades, David whispers a plan to steal the RV keys. Watch a cover story turn into campfire theater.
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Caseyfake daughter
罗
Rosefake mother
大
Davidfake father
肯
Kennyfake son
唐
Don Fitzgeraldneighbor dad
伊
Edie Fitzgeraldneighbor mom
Chapters
21 parts · AI-cut01Still Dealing Weed没成家，还在卖大麻B23'16"02Settle His Debt邻居上门，先帮人把债还上B13'50"03Be My Mule去墨西哥运货，被说成两全其美B24'14"04Lost On The Way问路说带一家去动物园B24'19"05We're The Millers租来的人，今晚得演一家人B13'48"06Snuck Into Mexico开房车就能蒙混过关B13'03"07Here To Pick Up上门取货，先别担心B24'19"08Remember We're Millers被拦下来，先装镇定B23'59"09Vehicle Inspection检查过关，只要演得像B24'33"10Haircut Of A Donkey发型成了认人的记号B23'59"11Hiatus At The Moment眼下停工，只是暂时C16'01"12Community College考试砸了，前途也没了B23'44"13Bad Drawing乱画一通，谁也看不出来B24'25"14Keep A Lookout放风的人让你先进去B23'27"15Only If I'm In Love底线只为爱人才破C16'00"16Keep Things Exciting长久相处，得找点刺激B25'43"17About To Tell Us疼成这样，马上要解释B14'07"18I Speak English口头禅听着乱，其实他听得懂B25'25"19Dead In A Ditch没回信息，生死未知B13'47"20Hands Off Of Her动手动脚，立刻停手B23'30"21Turn The RV Around扔下同伴之后，他还是掉头回去了B24'49"
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00:00
Thanks a lot, Mom. Now what am I supposed to use for my health project?
谢谢啊，妈。那我健康课作业拿什么交差？
00:02
I'm gonna fail and have to go to community college .
我要不及格了，只能去社区大学。
00:04
- My future's ruined! - Honey.
- 我的前途毁了！ - 亲爱的。
00:07
Mrs. Fitzgerald, are you all right?
菲茨杰拉德太太，您没事吧？
00:09
- That baby was--? - Oh, did you think that LeBron was--?
- 那个婴儿是——？ - 哦，你以为勒布朗是——？
00:12
Heh-heh-heh. - No, no, no. LeBron was a sack of herbs.
嘿嘿嘿。 - 不不不不。勒布朗是一袋香草。
00:16
Oregano and basil mostly.
主要是牛至和罗勒。
00:18
We were just treating it like a real baby, a summer project .
我们只是把它当真婴儿对待，一个暑假作业。
00:21
- Extra credit . - It teaches the students that...
- 额外加分。 - 这是要教学生……
00:24
... nothing ruins your life like children .
……最能毁掉你人生的就是孩子。
00:26
Yeah. And it also sends that message to teens, just stick to the big A .
对。这也是给青少年的信号，就守住那个大A。
00:30
- Yeah, anal . - Abstinence, you meant.
- 对，肛交。 - 你是说禁欲。
00:33
- Neither makes a baby. - He confuses them.
- 哪个都不会怀上孩子。 - 他老把这两件事搞混。
00:35
Anyway, I'm so sorry, Edie. We promised our Casey...
总之非常抱歉，伊迪。我们答应过凯西……
00:38
... that we would treat it like a real baby all summer and we went too far .
……整个夏天都要把它当真婴儿，结果做过了头。
00:42
Got used to it . Sorry.
习惯了。抱歉。
00:44
And so I'm embarrassed, actually.
所以我其实挺尴尬的。
00:45
I think that would scare anybody.
我觉得换谁都会被吓到。
00:47
She's very emotional. You should have seen her at the end of Free Willy.
她特别情绪化。你真该看看她看完《人鱼童话》的样子。
00:51
Oh, stop it, Don.
哦，别说了，唐。
00:54
I love that whale.
我爱那头鲸鱼。
00:56
Well, who loves campfire games?
那么，谁喜欢营火游戏？
00:59
Oh, Don.
哦，唐。
01:03
Ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure to welcome you...
各位先生女士，我很荣幸欢迎各位……
01:06
...to the annual singing Fitzgerald family jamboree.
……来参加菲茨杰拉德一家一年一度的歌唱联欢。
01:10
Our usual guests couldn't be here this year.
我们往年的常客今年来不了。
01:12
- Uh, they're called the Osmond family. - Ha-ha-ha!
- 呃，他们叫奥斯蒙德一家。 - 哈哈哈！
01:18
But in their place this year we have the very talented and wonderful Miller family.
不过今年顶替他们的，是非常有才华、非常棒的米勒一家。
01:25
Let's get this party started with a Fitzgerald family favorite.
让我们用菲茨杰拉德家的保留曲目来开场。
01:29
Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
烈日下砸石头
01:32
I fought the law and the law won
我反抗法律，法律赢了
01:38
It always does.
法律总是赢。
01:40
I needed to steal some money 'Cause I had none
我得去偷点钱 因为我兜里没钱
01:43
I fought the law and the law won
我反抗法律，法律赢了
01:46
Now just the Millers.
现在只剩米勒一家。
01:47
I fought the law and the law won
我反抗法律，法律赢了
01:51
I fought the law and the law won
我反抗法律，法律赢了
01:55
I want you to imagine you committed a felony, you've been tried and sent to prison...
我要你们想象自己犯了重罪，已经受审、被送进监狱……
01:59
...and you're standing out in the sun breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. And...
……正站在太阳底下用大锤砸石头。然后……
02:03
I fought the law and the law won
我反抗法律，法律赢了
02:06
I fought the law and the law won
我反抗法律，法律赢了
02:09
- All right, that's great. - That's good.
- 好了，太棒了。 - 挺好的。
02:11
- That's fun. Great song. - I love it. That was great.
- 真好玩。好歌。 - 我喜欢。太棒了。
02:14
Great choice.
选得真好。
02:15
- Great, kids. - Well, that was an A for effort .
- 很好，孩子们。 - 嗯，这态度分能给满分。
02:19
- Whoo! I got the spirit ! - That's great.
- 呜！我来劲了！ - 太棒了。
02:22
It's a bird, it's a plane.
是鸟，是飞机。
02:23
- U.S. Air Force, U.S. Air Force. Ollie North! - Take me home to--
- 美国空军，美国空军。奥利·诺斯！ - 带我回家去——
02:26
Looks like a sea animal.
看起来像海洋动物。
02:28
Hammer tooth shark.
锤齿鲨。
02:29
We wait until they fall asleep and then we sneak into their tent , all right?
我们等他们睡着，再溜进他们帐篷，行吗？
02:34
Mm. Cut their throats.
嗯。割他们的喉咙。
02:37
- What? - What?
- 什么？ - 什么？
02:39
No. Jesus.
不。天哪。
02:41
- What the fuck's wrong with you? - Nothing.
- 你他妈怎么回事？ - 没事。
02:43
I wasn't saying to do that. I didn't say that. I thought you were gonna it.
我没说要干那个。我没说。我以为你要说那个。
02:47
You thought I was gonna say "cut their throats"?
你以为我要说「割他们的喉咙」？
02:50
Who do you think I am , Scarf ace? Give me a break .
你以为我是谁，疤面煞星？饶了我吧。
02:52
- Herbert Walker Bush! - Paper airplanes!
- 赫伯特·沃克·布什！ - 纸飞机！
02:55
Clowns. Clown sandwich.
小丑。小丑三明治。
02:56
Don't lock the baby in the basement.
别把婴儿锁在地下室。
02:58
What I was gonna say: We sneak into the tent, steal Don's keys...
我本来要说的是：我们溜进帐篷，偷唐的钥匙……
03:01
...then we take the RV back to the shop and I can swap out their radiator hose for ours.
……然后把房车开回店里，我就能把他们的散热器水管换成我们的。
03:05
Ah. Got it.
啊。明白了。
03:08
- The Earth! The Earth is on fire! - Atmosphere.
- 地球！地球着火了！ - 大气层。
03:10
Uh...
呃……
03:12
Plain and simple.
简单明了。
03:13
Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda!
基地组织！基地组织！
03:17
It was " plain and simple ."
说的是「简单明了」。
03:18
- See, this was a plane, and then this w-- - Oh, Melissa, of course it was.
- 看，这是一架飞机，然后这边是—— - 哦，梅丽莎，那当然是。
03:24
That is so clever.
也太聪明了。
03:25
Gosh, I thought it was really good.
天哪，我觉得真的很好。
03:28
I'm a terrible drawer, so...
我画画太烂了，所以……
03:31
- Great, because you're up next . - Ah.
- 很好，因为下一个就是你。 - 啊。
03:35
- Passing the baton . - Nice work.
- 交接棒。 - 干得漂亮。
03:37
Okay. Let's go, Kenny.
好。肯尼，上。
03:39
DAVID All right, Kenny, here we go.
大卫 好了，肯尼，开始吧。
03:41
- Draw your brains out. - All right, that's a line.
- 把脑子都画出来。 - 好了，那是一条线。
03:43
- A slash. Guns and Roses. - Looks like a spring.
- 一道斜杠。枪炮与玫瑰。 - 看起来像弹簧。
03:46
What is that? That's a-- Kenny, come on, draw something, buddy.
那是什么？那是——肯尼，拜托，画点东西，伙计。
Language points
Click a card to jump to its moment in the videoCollocationA2↩ 00:02
community college
community college
社区大学（两年制公立）
I'm gonna fail and have to go to community college .
我要不及格了，只能去社区大学。
CollocationA2↩ 00:02
have to go to somewhere
have to go to somewhere
只能去某处、不得不去
I'm gonna fail and have to go to community college .
我要不及格了，只能去社区大学。
GrammarA2↩ 00:02
gonna fail and have to go
并列情态：gonna 表即将，and have to 接被迫的后果，两截连成一条滑坡。
I'm gonna fail and have to go to community college .
我要不及格了，只能去社区大学。
Pronunciation↩ 00:02
I'm gonna fail
gonna 吞成 /gənə/，I'm 贴上去。
I'm gonna fail and have to go to community college .
我要不及格了，只能去社区大学。
Pronunciation↩ 00:02
go to community college
community、college 两个词前半都重。
I'm gonna fail and have to go to community college .
我要不及格了，只能去社区大学。
SlangA2↩ 00:02
gonna
要、将会（口语）——going to 的口语缩音，书面别写
I'm gonna fail and have to go to community college .
我要不及格了，只能去社区大学。
CollocationA2↩ 00:18
treat something like
treat something like
把某物当成
We were just treating it like a real baby, a summer project .
我们只是把它当真婴儿对待，一个暑假作业。
CollocationA2↩ 00:18
a summer project
a summer project
暑假作业/暑假项目
We were just treating it like a real baby, a summer project .
我们只是把它当真婴儿对待，一个暑假作业。
CollocationA2↩ 00:21
extra credit
extra credit
额外加分
- Extra credit . - It teaches the students that...
- 额外加分。 - 这是要教学生……
GrammarB1↩ 00:24
nothing ruins your life like children
nothing like比较：nothing + 动词 + like + 名词：没有什么比后者更能造成该结果。
... nothing ruins your life like children .
……最能毁掉你人生的就是孩子。
CollocationB1↩ 00:26
send a message
send a message
传达某种信号
Yeah. And it also sends that message to teens, just stick to the big A .
对。这也是给青少年的信号，就守住那个大A。
CollocationB1↩ 00:26
stick to something
stick to something
坚持做某事、守住某条
这里 big A 表面是禁欲，被听成肛交
Yeah. And it also sends that message to teens, just stick to the big A .
对。这也是给青少年的信号，就守住那个大A。
SlangB2↩ 00:30
anal
肛交（粗口）——性俚语，课堂外才说，正式说 anal sex
- Yeah, anal . - Abstinence, you meant.
- 对，肛交。 - 你是说禁欲。
CollocationB1↩ 00:38
go too far
go too far
做过了头
... that we would treat it like a real baby all summer and we went too far .
……整个夏天都要把它当真婴儿，结果做过了头。
GrammarB1↩ 00:38
that we would treat it like a real baby all summer
that宾语从句：promised 的内容用 that 从句接出，would 表当时答应要做的事。
... that we would treat it like a real baby all summer and we went too far .
……整个夏天都要把它当真婴儿，结果做过了头。
CollocationA2↩ 00:42
get used to something
get used to something
习惯了某事
Got used to it . Sorry.
习惯了。抱歉。
CollocationB1↩ 01:18
in someone's place
in someone's place
顶替某人的位置
But in their place this year we have the very talented and wonderful Miller family.
不过今年顶替他们的，是非常有才华、非常棒的米勒一家。
CollocationA2↩ 01:25
get the party started
get the party started
让聚会开场
Let's get this party started with a Fitzgerald family favorite.
让我们用菲茨杰拉德家的保留曲目来开场。
CollocationB1↩ 02:15
an A for effort
an A for effort
态度分满分（能力不行）
- Great, kids. - Well, that was an A for effort .
- 很好，孩子们。 - 嗯，这态度分能给满分。
SlangB1↩ 02:19
I got the spirit
我来劲了——起哄给自己打气，正式别用
- Whoo! I got the spirit ! - That's great.
- 呜！我来劲了！ - 太棒了。
CollocationA2↩ 02:29
fall asleep
fall asleep
睡着
We wait until they fall asleep and then we sneak into their tent , all right?
我们等他们睡着，再溜进他们帐篷，行吗？
CollocationB1↩ 02:29
sneak into somewhere
sneak into somewhere
偷偷溜进某处
We wait until they fall asleep and then we sneak into their tent , all right?
我们等他们睡着，再溜进他们帐篷，行吗？
GrammarA2↩ 02:29
until they fall asleep and then
until-then顺序：until 等到某事发生，and then 才做下一步，时间顺序锁死。
We wait until they fall asleep and then we sneak into their tent , all right?
我们等他们睡着，再溜进他们帐篷，行吗？
Pronunciation↩ 02:29
they fall asleep
fall asleep 连成 fa-lasleep。
We wait until they fall asleep and then we sneak into their tent , all right?
我们等他们睡着，再溜进他们帐篷，行吗？
Pronunciation↩ 02:29
sneak into their tent
into their 的 t 弹成美式 flap。
We wait until they fall asleep and then we sneak into their tent , all right?
我们等他们睡着，再溜进他们帐篷，行吗？
Pronunciation↩ 02:41
What the fuck's
fuck's 咬死，the 轻轻带过。
- What the fuck's wrong with you? - Nothing.
- 你他妈怎么回事？ - 没事。
SlangB2↩ 02:41
the fuck's
他妈的（加强）——插在问句里加重怒意，极粗
- What the fuck's wrong with you? - Nothing.
- 你他妈怎么回事？ - 没事。
CollocationB1↩ 02:50
give someone a break
give someone a break
饶了我吧、别开玩笑了
Who do you think I am , Scarf ace? Give me a break .
你以为我是谁，疤面煞星？饶了我吧。
GrammarB1↩ 02:50
Who do you think I am
反问身份：Who do you think I am 不是真问身份，是驳斥对方的想象。
Who do you think I am , Scarf ace? Give me a break .
你以为我是谁，疤面煞星？饶了我吧。
Pronunciation↩ 02:50
Give me a break
Give me 常连成 gimme，break 下沉。
Who do you think I am , Scarf ace? Give me a break .
你以为我是谁，疤面煞星？饶了我吧。
CollocationB1↩ 03:01
swap something out
swap something out
把某件拆了换成另一件
...then we take the RV back to the shop and I can swap out their radiator hose for ours.
……然后把房车开回店里，我就能把他们的散热器水管换成我们的。
CollocationB1↩ 03:17
plain and simple
plain and simple
简单明了
猜词游戏里画的是飞机 plane，被听成 plain
It was " plain and simple ."
说的是「简单明了」。
CollocationA2↩ 03:31
be up next
be up next
下一个轮到你
- Great, because you're up next . - Ah.
- 很好，因为下一个就是你。 - 啊。
CollocationB1↩ 03:35
pass the baton
pass the baton
把任务交给下一位
- Passing the baton . - Nice work.
- 交接棒。 - 干得漂亮。
Teaching points
Review right after watchingMy level
above my level
PunB2↩ 00:30
the big a
禁欲被听成肛交
In the scene肯尼把「大A」听成肛交，罗丝赶忙改口说是禁欲。
He said 'the big C' and everyone thought he meant something else.他说「那个大C」，大家都以为他指的是另一回事。
In daily life
纠正缩写I meant AI, not 'ay'. Spell it out next time.我说的是人工智能，不是那个音。下次拼出来。
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IronyB1↩ 00:24
nothing ruins your life like
最毁人生的是孩子
In the scene假父母把一袋香草当婴儿，还说这是给学生的加分课。
The workshop taught us that nothing kills motivation like unpaid overtime.那次工作坊教我们：最灭热情的就是无偿加班。
In daily life
吐槽培训The training proved nothing bores a room like a two-hour slideshow.这次培训证明：最闷场的就是两小时幻灯片。
above my level
SwearingB2↩ 02:41
what the fuck's wrong with you
你他妈怎么回事
In the scene肯尼说割喉，大卫压着嗓子骂他脑子有病。
You forwarded the private chat to the whole team. What's wrong with you?你把私聊转给全组了。你怎么回事？
In daily life
骂乱点外卖You ordered extra spicy for a kid. What's wrong with you?你给小孩点了特辣。你怎么回事？
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IdiomB1↩ 02:15
an a for effort
态度分满分
In the scene米勒一家唱砸了犯罪歌，邻家仍给面子打态度分。
The homemade cake collapsed, but I'll give you an A for effort.自制蛋糕塌了，不过态度分我给你满分。
In daily life
评小组作业The slides were a mess. A for effort, not for design.幻灯片一团乱。态度分有，设计分没有。
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Phrasal verbB1↩ 00:38
go too far
做过了头
In the scene罗丝向邻家道歉：把香草袋当婴儿演过了。
The prank went too far when someone actually called security.有人真的叫了保安，这玩笑就做过了头。
In daily life
劝朋友别闹Tease him once. Don't go too far.逗他一次就行。别做过了头。
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IdiomB1↩ 02:50
give me a break
饶了我吧别扯了
In the scene大卫否认自己会说割喉，自比不是黑帮片角色。
You think I hid the charger on purpose? Give me a break.你以为我故意藏充电器？饶了我吧。
In daily life
否认甩锅I didn't eat the leftovers. Give me a break.剩菜不是我吃的。别扯了。
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Phrasal verbB1↩ 03:01
swap something out
把某件换下来
In the scene大卫密谋把房车开去店里，用邻居的水管换自己的。
I'll swap out the old battery for a new one after lunch.午饭后我把旧电池换成新的。
In daily life
换手机壳Swap out that cracked case for the clear one.把那个裂了的壳换成透明那个。
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CollocationA2↩ 00:21
extra credit
额外加分作业
In the scene大卫把假婴儿项目说成给学生加分的暑假作业。
She did the museum worksheet for extra credit.她做了那份博物馆作业来加分。
In daily life
问老师加分Is there extra credit if I redo the quiz?我重做测验能加分吗？
Golden lines
A great line in its own right — why and how to use it“I'm gonna fail and have to go to community college.”
我要不及格了，只能去社区大学。
Why it's great
把考试砸了直接跳到人生降级，夸张得像一条社会新闻标题。
Pattern
be gonna fail and have to + 结果
When to use
考试、面试砸了，要把后果说得很惨时。
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If I fail this, it's community college for me. ／ My future is over if I bomb this test.
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informal
Shadowing tip
gonna 轻轻带过，fail 和 college 往下砸。
Use it yourself
考砸自嘲If I bomb this quiz, I'm gonna fail and have to retake the whole course.这测验要是砸了，我就要不及格、整门课重读。
“We were just treating it like a real baby, a summer project.”
我们只是把它当真婴儿对待，一个暑假作业。
Why it's great
treating it like 把一袋香草说成育儿课，圆谎圆得一本正经。
Pattern
treat something like + 身份，同位语补一句
When to use
要把离谱举动说成教学实验或项目时。
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We treated it as a class project. ／ It was just a summer assignment.
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informal
Shadowing tip
treating it like 连读，baby 后稍停再补 project。
Use it yourself
解释盆栽We were treating the plant like a pet, a mindfulness project.我们把这盆植物当宠物养，当正念作业。
“...nothing ruins your life like children.”
……最能毁掉你人生的就是孩子。
Why it's great
用最不像教育的结论当加分课，一句把假家庭的刻薄钉死。
Pattern
nothing + 动词 + like + 名词
When to use
夸张对比：没有什么比某事更能造成某种结果。
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Nothing drains your savings like kids. ／ Nothing wrecks a weekend like a group project.
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literary
Shadowing tip
nothing 拉长，like children 往下沉。
Use it yourself
吐槽加班Nothing ruins a Friday like a last-minute meeting.最毁周五的就是临时开会。