Hate to bug you, but I'm trying to get the fam to the zoo and I'm lost as all heck.We're the Millers · 2013 — Chapter 4 of 21 · 4'24" · B2
David Recruits Rose for the Trip, Explained: a huge red flag
David needs a fake wife to cross the border, and he pitches the job to Rose, a stripper ready to walk out on her club. She asks what she gets out of it, and he answers with the movie's best line: "I'm not buying you, all right? I'm renting you."
What happens
David, a small-time dealer, needs to smuggle weed from Mexico and decides a fake family will avoid suspicion. He recruits Rose, a stripper who just quit her club, and promises her a roof over her head and food. She wants to know what is in it for her.
Listen for
a huge red flaga roof over your headWhat's in it for meWhen it comes to
Phrase of the scene
a huge red flag
巨大的危险信号;明显不对劲
大卫劝罗丝一起运毒,说自己一个人过境会显得特别可疑,像举着一面巨大的危险信号。
He never introduces you to his friends? That's a huge red flag.
Also in this scene
- a roof over your head
有个遮风挡雨的地方;有住处
- What's in it for me
我能得到什么好处
- When it comes to
说到、在……方面
Everything marked in this scene
32 notes across 77 lines
Hate to bug you, but I'm trying to get the fam to the zoo and I'm lost as all heck.Fuck off, real-life Flanders.It's my fault. When it comes to reading maps, I sure can be an old flibbertigibbet.when it comes to + gerund
It's my fault. When it comes to reading maps, I sure can be an old flibbertigibbet.I don't know which way is up around here.liaison
I don't know which way is up around here.Thank you, dickheads.Hey little lady, don't you say maybe Rose, the guy at the bar asked for you by name.You asshole.Don't worry. You don't have to get naked and all that stuff.flap
Don't worry. You don't have to get naked and all that stuff.All I'm asking is that you go to Mexico with me.elision
All I'm asking is that you go to Mexico with me.Now, me crossing the border by myself, huge red flag. Huge, all right?But families, they don't get a second look.left dislocation
But families, they don't get a second look.That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.You can't buy me.present continuous
I'm not buying you, all right? I'm renting you.Cool. So I guess it's just us, then. A little father and son bonding trip to Mexico.Are you kidding? You and me alone in a van? It'll look like the pervert Olympics.unless clause
And unless you can think of someone that can leave town tomorrow, I'm fucked.I don't get it. What's in it for me?I'm thinking a roof over your head, some actual hot food. That'd be good enough.liaison
I'm thinking a roof over your head, some actual hot food. That'd be good enough.- Get it off me. Get it off! Get off! - Hey, come on. Let go.Oh, great. Rose, I'm glad I caught you.I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes...I gotta stay competitive with those fuckers who opened up across the street.Yeah, and they're killing us.I'm out of here. I am out of here. I quit.David Recruits Rose for the Trip, explained
What's really going on
The joke is that David sells the worst idea in the world as a normal business arrangement. He needs a family to look ordinary at the border, so he recruits a stripper and a stray kid and calls it a plan. Rose is nobody's fool, and her question "What's in it for me" is the scene's real negotiation. David's pitch line, "I'm not buying you, all right? I'm renting you," is funny because it is honest and shameless at once, and it also defines the whole movie: a fake family built on a transaction. Meanwhile the club subplot shows why Rose is ready to leave, since her boss wants her to do far worse for money.
Theme
Listen for
- which way is up — liaison
- get naked — flap
- go to Mexico — elision
- roof over your head — liaison
It's my fault. When it comes to reading maps, I sure can be an old flibbertigibbet.A comic apology from a lost man: he admits he is hopeless with directions, wrapping the confession in an old-fashioned word.
But families, they don't get a second look.David's reasoning for the con: a family looks harmless to border guards, so nobody inspects them.
I'm not buying you, all right? I'm renting you.David's backhanded defense of his offer, which reframes the insult as a mere business deal.
Are you kidding? You and me alone in a van? It'll look like the pervert Olympics.The objection that two men alone would look suspicious, delivered as an absurdist joke.
Questions about this scene
Why does David want a fake family?
Crossing the border alone would look suspicious. A family looks ordinary, and families are not given a second look.
Why does Rose agree to the plan?
She has just quit the club and needs work and a place to stay. The offer of a roof and food is enough for someone with nothing lined up.
What does I'm renting you mean?
David is refusing the charge that he is buying her, insisting it is a short-term job. It is his way of calling the arrangement a transaction, nothing more.
Why does Rose compare the offer to Pretty Woman?
David brings up the movie, and Rose points out that its heroine was a prostitute, which is her way of calling his plan sleazy.
We're the Millers · 21 chapters
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Up next · Chapter 5in my sleepThe Millers Fly to Mexico
Chapter 1what I wouldn't giveDavid Runs Into Little Ricky
Chapter 2a real Sophie's choiceDavid Fights for Casey
Chapter 3out of my leagueBrad Offers David a Job
Watching · Chapter 4a huge red flagDavid Recruits Rose for the Trip
Chapter 5in my sleepThe Millers Fly to Mexico
Chapter 6blend inThe Millers Cross into Mexico
Chapter 7as we speakDavid Picks Up the Wrong Load
Chapter 8be a team playerA Cop Demands a Bribe
Chapter 9look the partFake Family at the Border Checkpoint
Chapter 10save your baconThe RV Breaks Down in the Desert
Chapter 11a bit of a hiatusHow David and Rose Met
Chapter 12pass the batonThe Millers Perform at the Jamboree
Chapter 13the birds and the beesKenny's Bad Drawing
Chapter 14spice things upThe Couple Walks In on Them
Chapter 15Mum's the wordCasey Teaches Kenny to Kiss
Chapter 16worth way more alive than I am deadPablo Chacon Confronts the Millers
Chapter 17make a good caseKenny Gets Bitten by a Spider
Chapter 18a cheap shotInterrogating Casey's Boyfriend
Chapter 19dead in a ditchThe Fake Family Falls Apart
Chapter 20get one's hands off someoneCasey Punches Scottie P.
Chapter 21a huge paydayDavid Begs the Group to Come Back