Chapter 13 of 21 · 4'25"
Bad Drawing 画了不该画的IMDb ↗
乱画一通，谁也看不出来
We're the Millers · 2013
CEFR B2IELTS 6.0rv雅思embarrassment
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The story so far
Everything you need before watchingKenny is doodling in the RV and the fake family starts guessing. Rocket. Cucumber. Then the guesses get filthy, and Casey lands a movie-title joke nobody can take back. Kenny mutters that it was a skateboard. Suddenly everyone saw the wheels all along. Later he freezes with Melissa at goodnight, and David gets pushed into a father-son talk he is not qualified to give. The advice is almost insultingly simple: count to three, then do it.
肯
Kennyfake son
凯
Caseyfake daughter
大
Davidfake dad
罗
Rosefake mom
梅
Melissacampground girl
Chapters
21 parts · AI-cut01Still Dealing Weed没成家，还在卖大麻B23'16"02Settle His Debt邻居上门，先帮人把债还上B13'50"03Be My Mule去墨西哥运货，被说成两全其美B24'14"04Lost On The Way问路说带一家去动物园B24'19"05We're The Millers租来的人，今晚得演一家人B13'48"06Snuck Into Mexico开房车就能蒙混过关B13'03"07Here To Pick Up上门取货，先别担心B24'19"08Remember We're Millers被拦下来，先装镇定B23'59"09Vehicle Inspection检查过关，只要演得像B24'33"10Haircut Of A Donkey发型成了认人的记号B23'59"11Hiatus At The Moment眼下停工，只是暂时C16'01"12Community College考试砸了，前途也没了B23'44"13Bad Drawing乱画一通，谁也看不出来B24'25"14Keep A Lookout放风的人让你先进去B23'27"15Only If I'm In Love底线只为爱人才破C16'00"16Keep Things Exciting长久相处，得找点刺激B25'43"17About To Tell Us疼成这样，马上要解释B14'07"18I Speak English口头禅听着乱，其实他听得懂B25'25"19Dead In A Ditch没回信息，生死未知B13'47"20Hands Off Of Her动手动脚，立刻停手B23'30"21Turn The RV Around扔下同伴之后，他还是掉头回去了B24'49"
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00:00
- A slash. Guns and Roses. - Looks like a spring.
- 斜杠。枪炮与玫瑰。- 像个弹簧。
00:02
What is that? That's a-- Kenny, come on, draw something, buddy.
那是什么？那是——肯尼，来吧，画点东西，哥们儿。
00:05
- String. - Come on, son .
- 绳子。- 加油，儿子。
00:06
- Rocket. It's a rocket or... - Is that a cucumber?
- 火箭。是火箭还是…… - 那是黄瓜吗？
00:09
This is really stupid.
这也太蠢了。
00:10
Is it a bad drawing, Kenny? My guess is "bad drawing."
肯尼，是不是画砸了？我猜就是「画砸了」。
00:13
- it's... - Oh! A penis! A penis.
- 是…… - 哦！阴茎！阴茎。
00:17
It's a big dick . Those are balls.
是大根鸡巴。那是蛋。
00:20
It's a big black dick ! It's a drawing. Black! It's a big black dick.
是大根黑鸡巴！那是画。黑色的！是大根黑鸡巴。
00:25
It's a big, big black cock !
是根超大、超大的黑鸡巴！
00:28
Black Cock Down!
黑鸡巴坠落！
00:34
It's a skateboard.
是滑板。
00:36
- It's a skateboard, great. - A skateboard. Of course it is .
- 是滑板，太好了。- 滑板。当然是滑板。
00:38
- It's a big black skateboard. - I see it.
- 是块大黑滑板。- 我看出来了。
00:42
Of course. It's very clear. But, you see, it was up-- There's--
当然。非常清楚。但是，你看，它刚才是竖着——那儿有——
00:45
Its wheels, so I didn't see it down on the ground, and then it--
它的轮子，所以我没看成在地上，然后它——
00:52
Black Cock Down? Black Cock Down?
黑鸡巴坠落？黑鸡巴坠落？
00:55
Nice job, Meryl Streep. Very subtle character work.
干得漂亮，梅丽尔·斯特里普。角色拿捏得真含蓄。
00:58
Not my fault that Kenny can't draw.
肯尼不会画画又不是我的错。
01:00
Don't you pick on Kenny.
你别欺负肯尼。
01:02
Nothing about that looked like a skateboard.
那玩意儿哪儿都不像滑板。
01:04
You leave him alone . Where the hell 's Kenny?
你离他远点。肯尼他妈的去哪了？
01:07
- You guys, come here. - What?
- 你们过来。- 什么事？
01:10
- What's going on ? - Look at these two.
- 怎么了？- 瞧这俩。
01:12
- Aww. Uh-oh.
- 噢。哦不。
01:16
- Guess I'm not the best drawer. - No, you were great.
- 看来我画画不行。- 不，你画得很好。
01:19
- I knew that was a skateboard. - Yeah.
- 我知道那是滑板。- 对。
01:21
- I don't know where the confusion was. - No, I-- That--
- 我不知道哪儿会看错。- 不，我——那——
01:25
Yeah.
对。
01:27
I, um, really like your family. They're, uh...
我，嗯，挺喜欢你家人的。他们，呃……
01:30
- They're different. - Well, they're not my family. I mean--
- 他们不太一样。- 其实他们不是我家人。我是说——
01:34
Yeah, no, I get what you mean .
对，不，我懂你的意思。
01:36
- She wants him to kiss her. - Absolutely.
- 她想让他亲她。- 绝对是。
01:38
- She does, right? - And sometimes I feel like I'm adopted...
- 她就是想要，对吧？- 而且有时候我觉得自己像被领养的……
01:41
...or an alien, you know, or something.
……或者外星人，你懂的，反正就那种。
01:44
Right. That's what I meant. Um...
对。我就是这个意思。嗯……
01:47
But also, you know, I would totally adopt you.
不过呢，你知道，我完全愿意领养你。
01:50
You know, um...
你知道，嗯……
01:53
Not that I wanna be your daddy. I just, uh...
不是说我想当你爸。我只是，呃……
01:56
- He's talking too much. - He won't shut up .
- 他话太多了。- 他根本停不下来。
02:01
Uh, well, good night.
呃，那，晚安。
02:05
- I'll see you. - Okay. Um...
- 回见。- 好。嗯……
02:07
Fucking hug .
抱一下啊，操。
02:08
Okay.
好。
02:11
And, uh, Melissa?
还有，呃，梅丽莎？
02:13
- Yeah? - Uh, watch out for bears.
- 嗯？- 呃，小心熊。
02:16
Um, you know. Can't see them coming.
嗯，你知道。根本看不见它们过来。
02:20
Good tip.
好建议。
02:28
That poor kid. Well, you should go talk to him.
这孩子真惨。你该去跟他聊聊。
02:31
Who?
谁？
02:34
I said you should go-- Well, who do you think?
我说了你该去——不然你觉得是谁？
02:36
Me? What the hell am I gonna say?
我？我他妈能说什么？
02:38
Talk to him about guy stuff.
跟他聊聊男人的事。
02:40
- Jesus fucking Christ. - Come on, how hard is it ? Just go.
- 我操。- 拜托，能有多难？去就行了。
02:48
- Hey, man, how you doing ? - Hey.
- 嘿，哥们儿，怎么样？- 嘿。
02:51
- Anybody sitting here? - Uh, no.
- 这儿有人坐吗？- 呃，没有。
02:54
Well, good, good, good, good. All right.
那好，好，好，好。行。
02:58
So, urn...
那个，呃……
03:01
...I saw what just happened with you and Melissa.
……我刚看到你和梅丽莎的事了。
03:04
- Oh. - Um...
- 哦。- 嗯……
03:06
You know, you don't have to be scared to kiss a girl. Heh-heh.
你知道，亲女孩不用怕。呵呵。
03:11
I mean, you damn near sucked a guy's dick nine hours ago. What are you shy now for ?
我是说，九小时前你都快给男人口了。现在害什么羞？
03:16
That's not funny, David.
这一点都不好笑，大卫。
03:20
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
对不起。对不起。
03:24
It was a bad joke. Ahem.
是个烂玩笑。咳。
03:28
You wanna know something I used to do when I was your age...
想不想听我在你这个年纪常做的一件事……
03:31
... kept me from getting nervous around girls?
……能让我在女生面前不紧张？
03:34
- Yeah. - I would just count to three .
- 想。- 我就数到三。
03:38
- Count to three? - Yeah.
- 数到三？- 对。
03:41
- That's your big advice? Count to three? - Yeah.
- 这就是你的大招？数到三？- 对。
03:44
I mean, if you ever wanna kiss a girl or ask her to go out , or I mean...
我是说，如果你想亲女孩，或者约她出去，或者我是说……
03:48
Actually, if you get scared of anything, just do this: just count to three ...
其实，不管你怕什么，就这样做：数到三……
03:52
...and then do it.
……然后就去做。
03:54
Because if you take too long , you overthink it and you'll just drive yourself crazy .
因为拖太久就会想太多，把自己逼疯。
03:59
Trust me, it'll change your life.
信我，这能改变你的人生。
04:02
I guess that makes sense .
好像还挺有道理。
04:05
- Thanks. - Yeah. No problem.
- 谢谢。- 嗯。没事。
04:08
And, you know, if you have any other questions...
还有，你知道，要是你还有别的问题……
04:11
...about, like, the birds and the bees...
……比如，那种性启蒙的事……
04:14
...who puts what into where, any of that fun stuff...
……谁把什么放进哪里，那种好玩的事……
04:16
...just don't hesitate to ask , okay?
……别犹豫，直接问我，好吗？
04:19
- Okay. - Okay.-
- 好。- 好。-
04:21
- Good talk. - Yeah, good talk.
- 聊得不错。- 嗯，聊得不错。
04:22
Oh, my back.
哦，我的腰。
04:25
- So old. - Yeah.
- 老了。- 是啊。
Language points
Click a card to jump to its moment in the videoPronunciation↩ 00:05
Come on, son
Come on 连成 /kʌmɒn/，son 落下。
- String. - Come on, son .
- 绳子。- 加油，儿子。
CollocationA2↩ 00:10
my guess is something
my guess is something
我猜是…
Is it a bad drawing, Kenny? My guess is "bad drawing."
肯尼，是不是画砸了？我猜就是「画砸了」。
SlangB1↩ 00:17
dick
鸡巴（粗）——极粗身体词，课堂外才说
It's a big dick . Those are balls.
是大根鸡巴。那是蛋。
SlangB1↩ 00:25
cock
鸡巴（粗）——同样极粗，比 penis 更脏
It's a big, big black cock !
是根超大、超大的黑鸡巴！
Pronunciation↩ 00:36
Of course it is
course it 连成 course-it，is 轻收。
- It's a skateboard, great. - A skateboard. Of course it is .
- 是滑板，太好了。- 滑板。当然是滑板。
CollocationA2↩ 00:58
not one's fault
not one's fault
不是某人的错
Not my fault that Kenny can't draw.
肯尼不会画画又不是我的错。
GrammarA2↩ 00:58
Not my fault that Kenny can't draw
that从句：It's 省掉，that 引出真正的错因。
Not my fault that Kenny can't draw.
肯尼不会画画又不是我的错。
CollocationA2↩ 01:00
pick on someone
pick on someone
欺负、针对某人
Don't you pick on Kenny.
你别欺负肯尼。
CollocationA2↩ 01:04
leave someone alone
leave someone alone
别烦他、放过他
You leave him alone . Where the hell 's Kenny?
你离他远点。肯尼他妈的去哪了？
SlangA2↩ 01:04
the hell
到底、他妈的——加强疑问，熟人急了才用
You leave him alone . Where the hell 's Kenny?
你离他远点。肯尼他妈的去哪了？
CollocationA2↩ 01:10
what's going on
what's going on
怎么了、发生什么了
- What's going on ? - Look at these two.
- 怎么了？- 瞧这俩。
CollocationA2↩ 01:34
get what someone means
get what someone means
懂你的意思
Yeah, no, I get what you mean .
对，不，我懂你的意思。
SlangA2↩ 01:56
shut up
闭嘴——命令或抱怨，对长辈别用
- He's talking too much. - He won't shut up .
- 他话太多了。- 他根本停不下来。
SlangB1↩ 02:07
Fucking hug
快抱啊（脏话催）——旁观急了才喊，正式禁用
Fucking hug .
抱一下啊，操。
CollocationA2↩ 02:13
watch out for something
watch out for something
小心某物
- Yeah? - Uh, watch out for bears.
- 嗯？- 呃，小心熊。
Pronunciation↩ 02:13
watch out for
watch out 连读，for 弱成 /fər/。
- Yeah? - Uh, watch out for bears.
- 嗯？- 呃，小心熊。
CollocationA2↩ 02:40
how hard is it
how hard is it
能有多难
- Jesus fucking Christ. - Come on, how hard is it ? Just go.
- 我操。- 拜托，能有多难？去就行了。
Pronunciation↩ 02:48
how you doing
are 被吞，听成 how-ya-doin。
- Hey, man, how you doing ? - Hey.
- 嘿，哥们儿，怎么样？- 嘿。
CollocationA2↩ 03:06
scared to do something
scared to do something
不敢做某事
You know, you don't have to be scared to kiss a girl. Heh-heh.
你知道，亲女孩不用怕。呵呵。
GrammarA2↩ 03:06
don't have to be scared to kiss
不必加不定式：don't have to=没必要，再接 be scared to do。
You know, you don't have to be scared to kiss a girl. Heh-heh.
你知道，亲女孩不用怕。呵呵。
GrammarB1↩ 03:11
What are you shy now for
what for问句：What ... for = 为什么，for 甩在句尾。
I mean, you damn near sucked a guy's dick nine hours ago. What are you shy now for ?
我是说，九小时前你都快给男人口了。现在害什么羞？
SlangB1↩ 03:11
damn near
差点就——口语强调「几乎」，带脏
I mean, you damn near sucked a guy's dick nine hours ago. What are you shy now for ?
我是说，九小时前你都快给男人口了。现在害什么羞？
CollocationA2↩ 03:28
used to do something
used to do something
以前常做
You wanna know something I used to do when I was your age...
想不想听我在你这个年纪常做的一件事……
CollocationB1↩ 03:31
keep someone from doing something
keep someone from doing something
让某人不去做某事
... kept me from getting nervous around girls?
……能让我在女生面前不紧张？
GrammarB1↩ 03:31
kept me from getting nervous
keep from结构：keep sb from doing=让某人不去做。
... kept me from getting nervous around girls?
……能让我在女生面前不紧张？
CollocationA2↩ 03:34
count to three
count to three
数到三再行动
- Yeah. - I would just count to three .
- 想。- 我就数到三。
Pronunciation↩ 03:34
count to three
count to 的 t 常弹成 flap。
- Yeah. - I would just count to three .
- 想。- 我就数到三。
CollocationA2↩ 03:44
ask someone to go out
ask someone to go out
约某人出去
I mean, if you ever wanna kiss a girl or ask her to go out , or I mean...
我是说，如果你想亲女孩，或者约她出去，或者我是说……
CollocationA2↩ 03:54
take too long
take too long
拖太久
Because if you take too long , you overthink it and you'll just drive yourself crazy .
因为拖太久就会想太多，把自己逼疯。
CollocationB1↩ 03:54
overthink something
overthink something
把事情想太复杂
Because if you take too long , you overthink it and you'll just drive yourself crazy .
因为拖太久就会想太多，把自己逼疯。
CollocationB1↩ 03:54
drive yourself crazy
drive yourself crazy
把自己逼疯
Because if you take too long , you overthink it and you'll just drive yourself crazy .
因为拖太久就会想太多，把自己逼疯。
GrammarA2↩ 03:54
if you take too long, you overthink it
条件从句：if 条件在前，结果是 overthink。
Because if you take too long , you overthink it and you'll just drive yourself crazy .
因为拖太久就会想太多，把自己逼疯。
Pronunciation↩ 03:54
drive yourself crazy
crazy 重砸，yourself 轻轻带过。
Because if you take too long , you overthink it and you'll just drive yourself crazy .
因为拖太久就会想太多，把自己逼疯。
CollocationA2↩ 04:02
make sense
make sense
说得通、有道理
I guess that makes sense .
好像还挺有道理。
CollocationB1↩ 04:16
hesitate to do something
hesitate to do something
犹豫着不敢问
...just don't hesitate to ask , okay?
……别犹豫，直接问我，好吗？
Pronunciation↩ 04:16
hesitate to ask
to 弱成 /tə/，ask 咬清。
...just don't hesitate to ask , okay?
……别犹豫，直接问我，好吗？
Teaching points
Review right after watchingMy level
above my level
PunB2↩ 00:28
black cock down
拿片名开黄腔
In the scene凯西以为肯尼画了那东西，把《黑鹰坠落》改成黄段子喊出来。
He renamed the disaster movie as a dirty joke and the whole table went silent.他把灾难片片名改成黄段子，整桌人瞬间安静。
In daily life
解释梗Don't shout the parody title in a family restaurant. Save it for later.别在家庭餐厅里喊改编片名。留着私下说。
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IronyB1↩ 00:55
very subtle character work
反话：演得一点都不含蓄
In the scene肯尼澄清是滑板后，有人学凯西刚才那嗓，这句阴阳怪气夸「含蓄」。
Nice job, Shakespeare. Very subtle email to the whole company.干得漂亮，莎士比亚。这封全员邮件真含蓄。
In daily life
吐槽夸张Nice job, Oscar winner. Very subtle sigh in the meeting.干得漂亮，影帝。会上那口气真含蓄。
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SwearingB1↩ 02:40
jesus fucking christ
操，烦死了
In the scene罗丝催大卫去安慰肯尼，他不想当爹，开口就是这句。
The printer jammed again before the client call, and he swore under his breath.客户电话前打印机又卡纸，他低声骂了一句。
In daily life
催人出门The cab is downstairs. Stop stalling and walk out the door.车在楼下了。别磨蹭，出门。
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IdiomB1↩ 04:11
the birds and the bees
性启蒙那档子事
In the scene大卫数到三讲完，还要硬开生理课，肯尼只想结束。
If the kid asks where babies come from, keep the birds-and-bees talk short.要是孩子问宝宝从哪来，那段性启蒙话说短点。
In daily life
推给家长I'm not giving the birds-and-bees talk in the car. That's her dad's job.我不会在车上讲那档子事。那是她爸的活。
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Phrasal verbA2↩ 01:00
pick on
专欺负某人
In the scene凯西把锅推给肯尼不会画，罗丝立刻护短：不许针对他。
If the intern messes up a slide, don't pick on him in front of the client.实习生把幻灯片搞砸，别当着客户损他。
In daily life
护朋友They keep picking on her accent. Tell them to stop.他们老拿她口音说事。让他们停。
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SlangA2↩ 02:38
guy stuff
男人之间那些事
In the scene罗丝把安慰肯尼的活甩给大卫：去聊点男人话题。
He does not want a lecture. Sit beside him and talk guy stuff for five minutes.他不想听训。坐旁边聊五分钟男人话题就行。
In daily life
安排谈心You go do the guy stuff. I'll handle the apology cake.你去聊男人那些。道歉蛋糕我来。
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DiscourseB1↩ 04:21
good talk
聊完了（常带尬）
In the scene假父子谈心结束，两人互相说 good talk，像给这段盖章。
We covered the deadline and the budget. Good talk. Let's get back to work.截止日期和预算都过了。聊完了。回去干活。
In daily life
结束会议No more notes. Good talk, everyone. See you Monday.别再记了。各位聊完了。周一见。
Golden lines
A great line in its own right — why and how to use it“Is it a bad drawing, Kenny? My guess is "bad drawing."”
肯尼，是不是画砸了？我猜就是「画砸了」。
Why it's great
先问再自己给答案，把猜图变成当场打分。
Pattern
My guess is + 名词。
When to use
证据不够、仍要先给判断时。
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I'd say it's a bad drawing. ／ Looks like a miss to me.
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informal
Shadowing tip
guess 稍抬，bad drawing 两次同重音。
Use it yourself
看设计稿Is this the final logo? My guess is a draft.这是终稿标志吗？我猜还是草稿。
“Because if you take too long, you overthink it and you'll just drive yourself crazy.”
因为拖太久就会想太多，把自己逼疯。
Why it's great
take too long、overthink、drive crazy 三连，把拖延说成自虐。
Pattern
If you take too long, you overthink it.
When to use
劝人别再纠结、赶紧行动时。
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Don't overthink it. Just go. ／ If you wait, you'll freeze.
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informal
Shadowing tip
too long 拉开，crazy 下沉收住。
Use it yourself
催发消息Send the text now. If you take too long, you'll overthink the wording.现在就把短信发出去。拖久了你会抠字眼。
“- That's your big advice? Count to three? - Yeah.”
- 这就是你的大招？数到三？- 对。
Why it's great
把「大招」和「数到三」对撞，失望写在问句里。
Pattern
That's your big + 名词?
When to use
听完建议觉得太小儿科时。
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That's it? That's the plan? ／ That's your whole speech?
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informal
Shadowing tip
big advice 上扬，three 再问一次。
Use it yourself
听完方案That's your big strategy? Refresh the page?这就是你的大战略？刷新一下页面？
Monologue
One character carrying the scene — shadow the whole passage❝ 大卫的数到三
I mean, if you ever wanna kiss a girl or ask her to go out, or I mean... Actually, if you get scared of anything, just do this: just count to three... ...and then do it. Because if you take too long, you overthink it and you'll just drive yourself crazy. Trust me, it'll change your life.
我是说，如果你想亲女孩，或者约她出去，或者我是说…… 其实，不管你怕什么，就这样做：数到三…… ……然后就去做。 因为拖太久就会想太多，把自己逼疯。 信我，这能改变你的人生。
从约会说到一切害怕，把烂建议讲成人生课。