A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Look at you. No wife, no kids.
Cool. So I guess it's just us, then. A little father and son bonding trip to Mexico.
Lord, we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation.
Enough! Let's get something straight right now!
The plan is, um...
But, yeah, I was spying on her.
I mean, if you ever wanna kiss a girl or ask her to go out, or I mean...
Okay, let me make one thing clear.
Look, I'm just a small-time fucking drug dealer.
Well, tell you what. I'm not driving another fucking mile.
Well, he's not. He left.
I have returned.
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