這場戲：把宇航訓練當成性愛
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癟四和大頭蛋進了美國宇航局的訓練場，卻把一切都當成性愛訓練，還認真追問 what part of（哪一部分）。訓練結束，他們惦記的是 score with that lady（泡到那位女士）；到了釋出會，兩個人卻講起夢想就要成真。想學美式喜劇裡耍白痴的口語，這段最典型。
「性愛的哪一部分」英語說 what part of
about to 即將、正要（做某事）what part of 哪一部分、哪一點the part where …的那一環、那部分that concludes 到此結束、這就結束了
❝ 獨白 · 5 句 「今天我的夢想就要成真了」用 come true
how few people 有多少人（少得可憐）didn't make it 沒活下來、沒撐過去one of those 那種（倒霉的）人come true （夢想）成真
癟四和大頭蛋被美國宇航局當成新宇航員送進訓練場，兩人卻完全會錯意，把訓練當成性愛課：一句 what part of（哪一部分）追著問個不停，結束後還惦記著 score with that lady（泡到那位女士）。到了釋出會，教官說有些宇航員 didn't make it（沒活下來），兩人卻認真起來，說 but today, my dream will come true（今天我的夢想就要成真了）。想學美式喜劇裡一本正經耍白痴的口語、還有委婉說法，這段很密。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“The government is about to train our schlongs.”
政府馬上就要來訓練咱們的「那話兒」了。
把國家級太空計劃說成下流玩笑，一本正經的口氣才最荒唐。
X is about to do something
想誇張地說某事馬上要發生時用；這句粗俗，正式場合別說。
The government is going to train us. ／ They're about to run the whole thing.
口語
重讀 government 和 schlongs，中間一口氣帶過。
The boss is about to make us work all weekend. 老闆馬上就要讓我們整個週末加班。
“- Yeah, I was ready before, but now I know how to do it upside down, or something.”
是啊，我以前就準備好了，但現在我還會倒過來做，或者什麼的。
用「以前就會、現在更行」吹牛，末尾 or something 一下洩了氣。
I was ready before, but now I know how to ...
想強調自己早就會、現在更行時用；吹牛場合合適，嚴肅場合別用。
I could do it before, and now I do it better. ／ I was fine then, and I'm better now.
口語
but now I know 連讀，upside 重讀，or something 放輕。
I could cook before, but now I know how to do it upside down. 我以前就會做飯，但現在我還能倒著來。
“Outer space, the back of a car, I don't care.”
太空、汽車後座，我無所謂。
先列兩個荒唐地點，再一句 I don't care，把痞氣推到頂點。
A, B, I don't care.
想表示在哪兒都行、我不在乎時用；語氣隨意，對長輩少用。
Anywhere, anytime, I don't mind. ／ Here, there, I don't care.
口語
兩個地點輕快帶過，I don't care 放慢加重。
A cafe, a park, I don't care. 咖啡館、公園，我無所謂。
“- That's a little more than I was hoping, but, you know, that's okay.”
這比我預想的多了一點，不過，你知道的，也沒關係。
先抱怨 a little more than I was hoping，又用 that's okay 自己找臺階。
That's a little more than I was hoping.
委婉表達比預期多或差時用；日常吐槽合適，談判裡也常見。
That's slightly more than I expected. ／ A bit more than I bargained for.
口語
a little more than 連讀，that's okay 前稍停。
That's a little more than I was hoping to pay. 這比我打算付的多了一點。
“- Do you know how few people have done what you're about to do?”
你知道有多少人做過你即將要做的事嗎？
用 how few people 反問，把「你太特別了」的壓力不動聲色壓過來。
Do you know how few people have done ...?
想強調某事極少數人做到、給對方面子或壓力時用；採訪演講都合適。
Do you realize how rare this is? ／ Do you know how few get this far?
中性
how few 重讀，what you're about to do 連成一片。
Do you know how few people get this chance? 你知道有多少人能拿到這個機會嗎？
“- We're not going to be one of those, ma'am.”
我們不會成為那種人的，女士。
剛聽到有人沒回來，就搶著撇清，嘴硬得讓人想笑又心酸。
We're not going to be one of those.
想急著撇清、保證不會落到某種下場時用；口語常見，正式場合偏隨意。
We won't end up like that. ／ That's not going to be us.
中性
not going to 弱讀成 gonna，one of those 重讀。
We're not going to be one of those who fail. 我們不會成為掛科的那種人。
“But today, my dream will come true.”
但今天，我的夢想就要成真了。
前面一路胡鬧，這句忽然認真，簡單七個詞把整段告白托住。
Today, my dream will come true.
在終於等到某件事、想說夢想成真時用；演講告白紀念日都合適。
Today, my wish finally comes true. ／ My dream is coming true today.
中性
But today 稍停，dream 和 true 加重，語調上揚。
Today, my dream will come true at last. 今天，我的夢想終於要成真了。
- Oh, hold on a second. I've got something I want to say. Um, I just wanna say I've wanted to do this my whole life, but I never thought it would really happen, and I dreamed about it every night and then--and then I'd wake up and feel ashamed and I'd try to hide it from my mom. But today, my dream will come true. - Heh heh heh. - And, um, I just want to say that makes me the luckiest man in the world.
- 哦，等一下。 我有話想說。 呃，我只想說，我這輩子都想幹這個，可從沒想過真能實現。我每晚都夢見它，然後——然後醒來就覺得很丟人，還想瞞著我媽。 但今天，我的夢想就要成真了。 - 嘿嘿嘿。 - 而且，呃，我只想說，那讓我成了世界上最幸運的人。
下一章 · 04take it all in盡收眼底這場戲：太空看地球日出這是俚語，意思是「和某人上床、得手」。臺詞裡大頭蛋說 we are going to score with that lady，就是「咱們要泡到那位女士」。正式場合別用。
委婉說法是 didn't make it，字面是「沒能做到」，實際常指「沒撐過去、人沒了」。臺詞裡說 there were some who didn't make it，就是指有些宇航員沒能生還。
意思是「上下顛倒、倒過來」。臺詞裡癟四說 now I know how to do it upside down，就是打趣說「現在我知道怎麼倒著來了」。
說 come true，比如 my dream will come true 就是「我的夢想就要成真了」。主語一般是 dream、wish 這類詞。
說 what part of，用來追問是哪一部分。臺詞 what part of sex does this train us for 就是「這訓練的是性愛的哪一部分」。
