這場戲：法官判他倆去太空營
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癟四和大頭蛋為了科學展成績，拿踹蛋蛋做實驗，結果一把火把體育館燒了。庭上有人一句 In my defense（替自己說句話），說只是想踹對方；法官自稱 I'm the toughest judge（最狠的法官），最後判兩人去太空營。想學怎麼用一本正經的語氣說胡話，這些臺詞太搞笑。
「證明大家都看錯了」英語說 prove everybody wrong
find out 弄清楚、查明passes out 昏過去、暈倒take this more seriously 把某事當回事prove everybody wrong 證明大家都錯了
❝ 獨白 · 5 句 「最狠的法官」英語說 toughest judge
when it comes to 說到、論及toughest judge 最狠的法官the benefit of 帶來的好處unlock the potential 激發某人的潛能
癟四和大頭蛋的旁白說，他們要穿越時空去 score（得手），故事裡有性、暴力、權力，還有火。現實中，兩人為了科學展冠軍的免費太空營之旅，拿踹對方蛋蛋做實驗，還說要 prove everybody wrong（證明大家都看錯了）。結果一把火把體育館燒了，兩人被帶上法庭。庭上有人 In my defense（替自己說句話），法官自稱 I'm the toughest judge（最狠的法官），卻因為看了一部劇忽然心軟，說自己 I see our failure（看到的是我們大家的失敗），最後判兩人去八週太空營，要 unlock the potential（激發潛能）。想學怎麼一本正經地說胡話、怎麼在法庭上耍貧嘴，這些句子很搞笑。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?”
在我宣判之前，你有什麼要說的嗎？
法庭固定問話，把宣判前最後一刻拉得很慢。
Do you have anything to say before ...?
正式場合給人最後發言機會時用；日常別對朋友這麼說。
Is there anything you want to say first? ／ Anything you'd like to add before we decide?
正式
before I pass 連讀，sentence 重音在前。
Do you have anything to say before we vote? 投票之前，你還有什麼要說的嗎？
“- Uh...we're trying to find out how many times I can kick Beavis in the nads before he passes out.”
呃……我們想弄清楚，我能踢比維斯褲襠幾下他才會昏過去。
一本正經的實驗口吻套在荒唐行為上，反差就是笑點。
We're trying to find out how many times ...
想吐槽一件荒唐事時套用；對老師或長輩別說這種話。
We're trying to see how long it takes. ／ We want to find out how many it takes.
口語
trying to 連讀，nads 和 passes out 放慢。
We're trying to find out how many spoons fit in this jar. 我們想弄清楚這個罐子能塞下幾把勺子。
“In my defense, I was trying to kick Beavis in the nads.”
我為自己辯解一下，我當時是想踢比維斯的褲襠。
最正式的辯解句裝著最蠢的理由，語氣和內容錯位。
In my defense, I was only trying to ...
半開玩笑地為自己找藉口時用；真闖禍時別拿它頂嘴。
To be fair, I was only trying to help. ／ In my defense, nobody told me.
中性
In my defense 一口氣帶過，nads 重讀。
In my defense, I was only trying to fix it. 說句公道話，我只是想把它修好。
“- Many have said, when it comes to sentencing, I'm the toughest judge in the state.”
很多人都說，論量刑，我是全州最狠的法官。
先把自己捧成鐵面法官，越硬氣後面反轉越好笑。
When it comes to ..., I'm the ...
想在某個話題上給自己貼標籤時用；吹過頭會顯得可笑。
When it comes to deadlines, I'm the strictest. ／ On this topic, I'm the toughest.
正式
when it comes to 輕讀，toughest 重音拉長。
When it comes to grammar, I'm the pickiest teacher here. 說到語法，我是這兒最挑剔的老師。
“When I look at these two boys today, I don't see their failure.”
今天看著這兩個孩子，我看到的不是他們的失敗。
把責任從孩子身上挪開，為下一句的轉折鋪墊。
When I look at ..., I don't see ...
想鄭重表達看法、為下文轉折鋪路時用；日常聊天太重。
When I look at them, I don't see the problem. ／ I don't see failure here.
正式
When I look at 連讀，don't see 稍頓。
When I look at this class, I don't see weak students. 看著這個班，我看到的不是差學生。
“And the only difference between him and you is he had the benefit of supportive families and teachers.”
他和你唯一的區別，是他有支援他的家人和老師。
用唯一區別把成敗歸結到資源，而不是天賦。
The only difference between A and B is ...
對比兩人差距、點出關鍵變數時用；正式或嚴肅場合都行。
The only difference is the support they got. ／ What set them apart was their families.
中性
only difference 連讀，supportive 重音在後。
The only difference between us is the luck of timing. 我們之間唯一的區別就是時機好壞。
“I hereby sentence Beavis and Butt-Head to eight weeks of Space Camp.”
我特此判處比維斯和癟四去太空營八週。
最莊嚴的宣判句式，判的卻是孩子夢寐以求的獎賞。
I hereby sentence someone to ...
戲仿正式宣判、宣佈一個像懲罰的好處時用；真法庭別亂說。
I hereby sentence you to extra dessert. ／ You are hereby sentenced to a week off.
正式
hereby 重讀，sentence 後稍停。
I hereby sentence you to clean the whole kitchen. 我特此判你把整個廚房打掃乾淨。
- We never found out who won that trip to space camp, because the records were lost when the gym burned down. But whoever it was is going to be fine. They're going to go on to good colleges and fine careers. So I say, why not give opportunity to those who really need it and unlock the potential of these two at-risk youths? I hereby sentence Beavis and Butt-Head to eight weeks of Space Camp.
——我們一直沒查出誰贏下了那次太空營之旅，因為體育館燒燬時記錄也丟了。 但不管那是誰，他都會過得很好。 他會進好大學，有好前程。 所以我說，為什麼不把機會給真正需要的人，釋放這兩個問題少年的潛能呢？ 我在此判處癟四和大頭蛋參加八週太空營。
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下一章 · 02a lot riding on成敗攸關這場戲：被挑中去太空對接意思是「替自己說句話、為自己辯解一下」，常在解釋自己為什麼那樣做之前用。臺詞 In my defense, I was trying to kick Beavis in the nads 就是「我為自己辯解，我當時是想踹癟四的蛋蛋」。
是睪丸的粗俗俚語，正式場合別用。臺詞裡說「踹多少下蛋蛋才會暈過去」，就是用這個詞，屬於很粗的低階笑點。
說 prove everybody wrong，比如 maybe we could prove everybody wrong 就是「說不定我們就能證明大家都錯了」。
說 kick its ass，語氣很粗但很常用。臺詞 We kicked its ass 就是「我們把它幹翻了」，指把某件事漂亮地拿下。
說 at-risk youths。臺詞 these two at-risk youths 就是「這兩個問題少年」，多用於法律或社會報道里。
