這場戲：牢房裡化身康霍里奧
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牢房裡，兩人聽說要關到一個月後提審，還被告知沒人來 bail out（保釋）他們；獄友一句 listen up（都聽好了）就把違禁品塞給癟四。他當糖吃了，變得又鹹又嗨，化身康霍里奧大喊要衛生紙。想學怎麼用英語講坐牢、發號施令，這幾句很帶勁。
「都聽好了」英語說 listen up
listen up 都聽好了、注意聽help me out 幫某人一把find these on me 在我身上搜到這些
❝ 獨白 · 5 句 「我是康霍里奧」：I am Cornholio
I am Cornholio 我是康霍里奧my bunghole 我的屁眼I demand TP 我要衛生紙Quit disrespecting me 別再對我不敬
癟四和大頭蛋被扔進牢房，看守告訴他們沒人來 bail out（保釋），得等到一個月後 arraignment（提審）才能出去。同牢的囚犯一句 listen up（都聽好了），把一包違禁品塞給癟四保管；他卻當成零食吃了，只覺 Kinda salty（有點鹹），很快嗨起來，化身康霍里奧，叫囂著要為屁眼討衛生紙，連獄友都跟著一起喊。想學怎麼用英語講監獄流程、講嗑藥後的胡言亂語，這些句子都能直接用。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“- Yeah, that youth pastor always said we'd be here someday.”
是啊，那個青年牧師總說我們遲早會有這一天。
把坐牢說成預言應驗，一本正經的得意最滑稽。
someone always said we'd ... someday
自嘲或玩笑式承認「早該如此」時用，別對真在坐牢的人說。
My mom always said this day would come. ／ Everyone warned us we'd end up here.
口語
said we'd 連讀，someday 拖長一點。
The teacher always said I'd be late someday. 老師總說我遲早會遲到。
“- Well, you got no one to bail you out, so you'll be here until your arraignment in a month.”
沒人來保釋你，所以你得待到一個月後傳訊。
一句話把保釋、傳訊、期限全交代，冷得像公文。
you got no one to ... so you'll be here until ...
轉述壞訊息、說清流程和期限時用，語氣要平。
No one's coming to bail you out. ／ You'll stay here until the hearing.
中性
bail you out 連讀，arraignment 重音在第二音節。
You got no one to pick you up, so you'll wait here until noon. 沒人來接你，你就在這兒等到中午。
“How much do they know about the murders I committed?”
他們對我犯下的那些謀殺知道多少？
用問句把天大的罪說得像日常打聽，反差極強。
How much do they know about ...?
心虛打探對方掌握多少時用；正經場合別拿罪行開玩笑。
What do they know about it? ／ How much have they found out?
口語
How much do 連讀，committed 收得輕。
How much do they know about the missing money? 那筆失蹤的錢他們知道多少？
“If you don't get a boner when you think about her, then you don't know what love is.”
要是你想她時沒反應，那你就根本不懂什麼叫愛。
用生理反應給愛情下定義，荒唐得讓人沒法反駁。
If you don't ..., then you don't know what ... is.
熟人之間用荒謬標準開玩笑時用，粗俗，正式場合別說。
If you don't feel it, you don't get it. ／ Then you clearly don't know what love is.
口語
If you don't 連讀，then you don't 加重。
If you don't cry at that movie, then you don't know what love is. 要是你看那部電影不哭，那你就不懂什麼叫愛。
“I can't let them find these on me.”
我不能讓他們在我身上搜到這些。
短句裡全是恐懼：藏不住就完了，語速一快更慌。
I can't let them find ... on me.
緊張地說「別讓他們在我身上發現」時用，適合心虛場合。
They can't find this on me. ／ I can't get caught with these.
口語
can't let them 連讀，on me 收尾。
I can't let them find the gift on me before the party. 派對前我不能讓他們在我身上發現禮物。
“I need TP for my bunghole!”
我需要廁紙給我的屁眼！
荒誕口號配重複句式，一句就成全網梗。
I need (something) for my ...
玩梗、模仿康霍里奧時用；粗俗，別在正式場合說。
I need paper for my ... ／ Give me TP for my ...
口語
need TP 連讀，bunghole 重讀拉長。
I need snacks for my road trip! 我需要零食陪我上路！
“This is gonna be on my head for the rest of my life, dumbass.”
這玩意兒要在我頭上待一輩子了，蠢貨。
把紋身的字面和「背鍋」雙關壓進一句，收尾又毒又準。
This is gonna be on my ... for the rest of my life.
吐槽一時衝動要背一輩子時用；dumbass 很衝，別對陌生人說。
I'm stuck with this for life. ／ That's on me forever now.
口語
gonna be on 連讀，rest of my life 放慢。
This tattoo is gonna be on my arm for the rest of my life. 這個紋身要留在我胳膊上一輩子了。
- [echoing] I am Cornholio! Do not make my bunghole angry. I demand TP! - Hmm? - Give me all your TP! All your TP now!
-（回聲）我是康霍里奧！ 別惹我的屁眼發火。 我要衛生紙！ - 嗯？ - 把你們的衛生紙全交出來！ 現在就把衛生紙都給我！
下一章 · 15contagious有感染力這場戲：監獄裡為廁紙鬧翻天意思是「保釋、把某人從困境裡救出來」。臺詞 no one to bail you out 就是「沒人來保釋你們」，也可以引申為幫人解圍、救場。
說 listen up，用來讓人集中注意力。臺詞 Okay, listen up, kid 就是「好，小子，聽好了」，命令口氣很強。
法律詞，意思是「傳訊、提審」，指被告第一次被帶上法庭正式面對指控。臺詞裡的 until your arraignment in a month 就是「直到一個月後提審」。
口語說 That sucks，臺詞裡聽到一個月的刑期就喊 That sucks，就是「太爛了、太糟了」，語氣隨意，多用於朋友間抱怨。
是帶點粗的口語，意思是「太棒了、爽爆了」，不算罵人。臺詞 This kicks ass 就是「這太帶勁了」，表達興奮、過癮。
