這場戲：認錯人後真相大白
第 24 章 · 共 25 章 · 3'28"
真相在最後一場揭曉：薇奧拉對奧麗維婭說 So comes it, lady, you have been mistook（事情就是這樣，小姐，你看走眼了），點破 You are betrothed both to a maid and man（你既許給了一個姑娘，也許給了一個男人）。想學大團圓的收尾英文，看這一分鐘。
❝ 獨白 · 4 句 「認錯了」的舊式說法是 mistook
been mistook 被弄錯了、認錯了人to her bias drew 順著天性迴歸本向contracted to a maid 與某人訂婚Be not amazed 別驚慌、別愣住
把災禍說成好事「因禍得福的崩潰」：happy wreck
have share in 分得一份、與有榮焉thy woman's weeds 某人的（一身）衣裳bring me first on shore 把某人帶上岸in durance at 被拘押、吃著官司
故事發生在伊利里亞，奧麗維婭的宅邸：真相終於揭曉，薇奧拉對奧麗維婭說 So comes it, lady, you have been mistook（事情就是這樣，小姐，你看走眼了），又解釋 nature to her bias drew（天性自有偏向），點破 You are betrothed both to a maid and man（你既許給了一個姑娘，也許給了一個男人）。奧西諾也認下這樁奇事，說 I shall have share in this most happy wreck（這場再美滿不過的沉船，我也要分一份），還讓薇奧拉換回 woman's weeds（女裝）。隨後眾人想起被關在 durance（牢裡）的馬伏里奧，命人把他帶來，聽他念信申冤。想學大團圓的收尾英文，這些臺詞很值得收著。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“So comes it, lady, you have been mistook.”
事情就是這樣，夫人，您一直認錯了人。
四個字 mistook 就說清整場錯位，冷靜的收束句，把鬧劇一下收進真相。
So comes it, X, you have been mistook
想平靜地點破對方一直以來的誤會時套用。
So it is: you have mistaken the person. ／ The truth is, you have been misled all along.
literary
mistook 重讀並稍停，把真相壓在句尾。
So comes it, friend, you have been mistook about who sent it. 事情是這樣，朋友，你一直弄錯了是誰寄的。
“I shall have share in this most happy wreck.”
這場最幸福的失事，我也要分上一份。
happy 與 wreck 硬湊成一對矛盾詞，把災難翻成喜事，妙在自我調侃。
a most happy wreck
一件事表面糟糕、結果卻理想時，用來自嘲。
A happy disaster. ／ The best thing to come out of a mess.
literary
happy 與 wreck 對照重讀，most 略輕，製造反差。
Missing that flight became a most happy wreck for us. 錯過那班飛機，反倒成了我們最幸福的意外。
“Think of me as you please.”
隨你怎麼看我吧。
一句話把評價權交出去，既認輸又不低頭，短句裡全是尊嚴。
think of me as you please
被人誤解、又懶得再解釋時，可以這樣收尾。
Believe what you like about me. ／ Judge me however you wish.
中性
please 輕收，整句平緩，別讀出怒氣。
After the review, I said think of me as you please and left. 評審結束後，我丟下一句隨你們怎麼想就走了。
“You are betrothed both to a maid and man.”
你既和一位少女訂了婚，也和一位男子訂了婚。
把一樁錯認的婚事拆成「少女和男子」，一句話就把雙胞胎的烏龍說破。
You are betrothed both to a maid and man.
半開玩笑地點破身份誤會時用，帶古典腔；正式澄清要更直接。
You are promised to a girl and a boy alike. ／ Both the maid and the man are one.
literary
You are betrothed 平推，both to a maid 重讀，and man 放慢收住。
You are betrothed both to a maid and man, or so the paperwork says. 按檔案看，你既和少女也和男子訂了婚。
“Look then to be well edified when the fool delivers the madman.”
那就等著瞧吧，傻瓜來給瘋子念信，包你受教。
把「傻瓜送信」說成一場教化，自嘲和機鋒一起端上桌，喜劇感全在這句。
Look then to be well edified when the fool delivers the madman.
半開玩笑地預告一場鬧劇時用，帶古典腔；正式場合說會顯得不嚴肅。
Expect a fine lesson when the fool reads the madman's letter. ／ You are about to be well edified.
literary
Look then 稍頓，to be well edified 重讀，when the fool delivers the madman 放慢收住。
Look then to be well edified when the intern presents the audit. 實習生來做審計報告，那就等著受教吧。
So comes it, lady, you have been mistook. But nature to her bias drew in that, you would have been contracted to a maid nor are you therein, by my life, deceived. You are betrothed both to a maid and man.
事情就是這樣，小姐，你看走眼了。 可天性自有它的偏向， 你本來要許配的確實是個姑娘，可在這上頭，我拿性命擔保，你並沒被騙。 你既許給了一個姑娘，也許給了一個男人。
下一章 · 25whirligig of time報應不爽這場戲：招認惡作劇又遭威脅happy wreck。wreck 本是「沉船、災難」，加 happy 變成矛盾修辭，形容陰差陽錯卻結局美滿的事。臺詞 I shall have share in this most happy wreck 就是「這場再美滿不過的沉船，我也要分一份」。
是 mistake 的舊式過去分詞，等於 mistaken。So comes it, lady, you have been mistook 就是「事情就是這樣，小姐，你看走眼了」，是很古雅的寫法。
基本不用了，它是舊式說法裡的「衣裳、裝束」，現代英語一般說 clothes。看懂古裝劇或讀莎士比亞時會遇到，自己說話最好別用。
是古雅的書面詞，意思是「被拘押、吃官司」。臺詞說船長 in durance at Malvolio's suit，就是被馬伏里奧告了、關在牢裡，現代口語一般說 in jail。
意思是「側耳傾聽、認真聽」，比 listen 更書面、更有戲劇腔。小丑說 perpend, my princess, and give ear，就是「仔細琢磨，豎好耳朵」，適合演講腔或開玩笑。
