“If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.”
這事要是搬上舞臺演，我準會罵它編得太離譜。
棒在哪裡
把眼前的荒唐拿去跟戲比，一句自嘲既出戲又點破，元戲劇的妙筆。
句型骨架
If this were played upon a stage, I could condemn it as ...
使用場景
現實荒唐到像編的時，可以用來自嘲或調侃；正經場合別亂用。
同類表達
You could not write this as fiction. ／ No playwright would dare stage this.
語域
literary
跟讀提示
were 輕讀帶過，condemn 與 improbable 兩處重音要出來。
套用 · 圍觀鬧劇
If this were played upon a stage, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction. 這事要是在臺上演，我準說它編得離譜。
運用舉例
圍觀鬧劇If this were played upon a stage, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.這事要是在臺上演，我準說它編得離譜。
