這場戲：放風場講偷電視的糗事
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監獄放風場上，兩個獄友為湖人還是凱爾特人更強吵起來，接著一個追問對方怎麼進來的。對方不肯說，他一句 Don't judge a book by its cover（別以貌取人）頂著，對方才鬆口講出偷電視、電視砸斷警察腳、被判六年襲擊罪的糗事。想學閒聊破冰和追問，這幾句很好用。
「僥倖、撞大運」：a fluke
a fluke 僥倖、撞大運a dynasty 王朝、長期霸主in the history of sports 在……的歷史上lost count 數不清了
「別以貌取人」：Don't judge a book by its cover
landed you in here 讓你落到這步田地too skinny for 太……不適合當……judge a book by its cover 以貌取人
監獄放風場上，兩個獄友先為湖人和凱爾特人誰更強拌嘴，接著一個問另一個 What the fuck landed you in here?（你他媽怎麼進來的）。對方不肯說，另一句 Everybody in here is embarrassed（這兒誰不丟人）把他勸動，他才承認偷了臺電視；對方半信半疑，覺得偷臺電視不可能判六年。最後他講出一件荒謬的巧合——偷來的電視砸斷了警察的腳，卻被判成 assault（襲擊罪）。這裡還有 Don't judge a book by its cover（別以貌取人）、get away with（犯了事沒被追究）這類常用說法。想學閒聊破冰、追問和自嘲，這段很自然。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“The Lakers are a flare-up, a fluke.”
湖人也就是曇花一現，撞了回大運。
兩個短詞就把一支球隊定性成運氣，吵架的狠勁全在這輕蔑裡。
X is a flare-up, a fluke.
看比賽、聊球隊時貶低對手用；對認真支援的球迷說容易翻臉。
They were a one-hit wonder. ／ That season was pure luck.
口語
flare-up 和 fluke 都重讀，中間短停，語氣不屑。
That champion was a fluke, not a real contender. 那次奪冠就是運氣，不是真強隊。
“The ugliest team in the history of sports.”
體育史上最醜的一支球隊。
用最高階把吐槽推到頂，罵人不帶髒字卻比髒字還損。
The ... in the history of ...
誇張地吐槽某隊某人時用；當著對方球迷說會顯得沒分寸。
The worst roster ever assembled. ／ Sports has never seen a homelier team.
口語
ugliest 拉長，history of sports 一氣帶過。
That is the ugliest logo in the history of branding. 那是品牌史上最醜的商標。
“What the fuck landed you in here?”
你他媽是怎麼進來的？
不繞彎子，髒字加一個 land，直接把人逼到要交代的那一步。
What landed you in ...?
熟人之間追問對方怎麼落到某個處境時用；對不熟的人說是冒犯。
How did you end up in here? ／ What got you locked up?
口語
What the fuck 連著衝出來，landed you 連讀，句尾上挑。
What landed you in this mess? 你怎麼惹上這攤事的？
“Ain't that a bitch? Don't judge a book by its cover.”
這還不夠操蛋嗎？別光看外表就下判斷。
一句糙話接一句老話，把「人不可貌相」講得又粗又服人。
Don't judge a book by its cover.
對方憑外表小看你或某個東西時用；正式場合可換成 Look beyond appearances。
You can't tell a book by its cover. ／ Looks can be deceiving.
口語
Ain't that a bitch 衝得快，book 和 cover 之間稍停。
Don't judge a book by its cover; his resume is strong. 別以貌取人，他履歷很硬。
“Nobody in here got away with anything.”
這兒沒人能瞞得過去。
把「這裡人人有賬要還」說得平靜，反而比任何說教都讓人服氣。
Nobody got away with anything.
安慰犯錯的人別怕丟人時用；用來指責對方則會變成揭傷疤。
No one here is innocent. ／ Everybody in this room is paying for something.
口語
Nobody 重讀，got away with 連讀，句尾降調。
Nobody gets away with anything, so stop blaming yourself. 沒人真能矇混過去，別老怪自己。
“They said I threw the TV at him. Assault. Six years.”
他們說我拿電視砸他。襲擊罪。六年。
三個短句像判決書砸下來，不喊冤不解釋，荒誕和絕望全在裡面。
They said I ... . Assault. Six years.
平實地講自己吃過的虧或判罰時用；訴苦過頭會削弱這份剋制。
They called it assault and gave me six years. ／ One accident turned into six years.
中性
三個短句各自停頓，Six years 放慢收沉。
They said I leaked the file. One email. Fired. 他們說我洩露了檔案。就一封郵件。開除。
下一章 · 15put my neck on the line拿自己擔風險這場戲：洗衣房裡跟獄友道別字面是「憑封面判斷一本書」，實際是「以貌取人」。戲裡有人看對方瘦弱就斷定他沒犯大事，被這句頂了回去，等於說「別光看外表」。
可以說 What landed you in here? land someone in something 就是「讓某人落到某種境地」。戲裡問的是「你他媽怎麼進來的」，很口語。
指「犯了事卻沒被追究、矇混過去」。戲裡說 Nobody in here got away with anything，意思是「這兒沒人能瞞得過去」，都進來了。
口語裡說 That's what I'm talking about，意思是「這才是我要的、這才對」。別人做了讓你滿意的事，用這句特別帶勁。
俚語，指「犯糊塗、行為反常」，像嗑藥或精神狀態不對勁。戲裡有人吵籃球吵不過，就罵對方 You are tweaking，等於「你腦子不正常了」。
這是極重的罵人話，意思是「狗孃養的」，只適合影視臺詞或熟人極度隨意的場合。日常千萬別用，容易惹事。
