這場戲：變態跟著回家一路挑釁
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有人甩出一句 wrong place, wrong time（來錯了地方、撞錯了時機），還拿對方老婆的事一路挑釁；被威脅的人不甘示弱，回敬一句 take a bullet（挨槍子）還這麼拽。對方講起關於胖老婆的段子，一個比一個離譜。想學怎麼用英文回嘴、又不落下風，這場臺詞很密。
「免費的活，換個地方」：do it for free
vote for 投某人的票no contract on 懸賞買兇（黑話）for free 免費、白乾
「就要挨槍子」：about to take a bullet
wrong place, wrong time 來錯了地方、撞錯了時機Nothing personal 不是針對你take a bullet 挨一槍
❝ 獨白 · 4 句 喬被槍指著講胖老婆段子
命懸一線還在抖包袱，荒誕的反差讓這段獨白格外抓人。
一邊是黑幕：貝納德那夥人下令把人做掉，還強調身上沒合同也得免費辦。另一邊，科裡被人盯上，偵探哈倫貝克趕來幫忙。威脅者甩下一句 wrong place, wrong time（來錯了地方、撞錯了時機），還不斷拿對方老婆的事炫耀挑釁；被威脅的人回敬說，一個就要 take a bullet（挨槍子）的人還挺拽。接下來是一連串關於胖老婆的下流段子，對方還把她的高中照片形容成 aerial photograph（航拍照片）。科裡嘴硬要扇對方耳光，最後還是自己吃了虧。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“I didn't vote for you, you son of a bitch.”
我沒投你的票，你這狗孃養的。
把政治立場和罵人話綁在一起，一句就把輕蔑說透。
I didn't vote for you.
當面嗆有權勢的人時用，帶髒字，正式場合絕不能這麼說。
You were never my choice. ／ I never voted for the likes of you.
口語
didn't vote 連讀，son of a bitch 逐詞加重收尾。
I didn't vote for you, but here we are. 我可沒選你，可事到如今也沒辦法。
“Then you'll do it for free, but just do it elsewhere.”
那你就免費幹，但換個地方幹。
把殺人的命令說得像派活，冷酷到令人發笑。
Then you'll do it for free, but ...
譏諷地想讓人白乾活時用，這裡是黑色玩笑，日常別照搬。
Then do it unpaid, just not here. ／ Fine, do it, but not on my time.
口語
for free 重讀，but 後稍停，elsewhere 收得乾淨。
Then you'll do it for free, but not in my office. 那你就白乾吧，但別在我辦公室幹。
“If I were a cat, I'd purr.”
我要是一隻貓，這會兒就該打呼嚕了。
用一句貓的比喻代替直白調情，曖昧又俏皮。
If I were a ..., I'd ...
半開玩笑地向人示好、撒嬌時用，輕鬆場合合適，正式場合太輕佻。
If I were a dog, my tail would be wagging. ／ You'd make a cat purr.
口語
If I were 連讀，I'd purr 放輕，purr 拖長收尾。
If I were a dog, my tail would be wagging right now. 我要是一隻狗，這會兒尾巴早搖起來了。
“That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.”
那是你自以為。昨晚我上了你老婆。
先否掉對方的自信，再甩出最狠的一句，節奏像一記悶棍。
That's what you think.
揭穿對方自以為是時用，後面接的話極重，熟人間也是死磕級別。
That's what you believe. ／ You only think so.
口語
That's what you think 平調，Last night 後重讀 I fucked 收狠。
That's what you think, but the numbers say otherwise. 那是你自以為，可數字不是這麼說的。
“Oh, you real cool, for a guy about to take a bullet.”
哦，一個馬上就要挨槍子的人，還挺拽。
把對方裝出來的鎮定拆穿，一句就點破他馬上要死。
You're real cool, for someone about to ...
諷刺死到臨頭還逞強的人時用，帶威脅，日常絕不能這樣對人說。
Nice swagger for a man in cuffs. ／ You're calm for someone in trouble.
口語
real cool 拖一下，about to 連讀，take a bullet 逐個落下。
You're real calm for a guy about to lose his job. 一個馬上要丟工作的人，你還真鎮定。
“She's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.”
她胖到我得先把她滾上面粉，才找得到那個溼的地方。
最經典的 so fat 笑話結構，黃腔和誇張捆在一起，一秒記住。
She's so fat, I had to ...
熟人間的葷段子，拿人身材開玩笑，正式場合和當事人面前都別說。
She's so big, she has her own zip code. ／ So heavy the scale filed a complaint.
口語
so fat 重讀，roll her in flour 連讀，wet spot 放慢收。
He's so cheap, he reuses birthday candles. 他摳門到把生日蠟燭都留著反覆用。
“...but her high-school picture was an aerial photograph.”
……可她的高中畢業照得用航拍才拍得下。
把胖誇張成一整張航拍圖，最後的笑點炸得最響。
I'm not saying ..., but ...
用欲揚先抑的句式講損人笑話時用，太傷人，正式場合別提。
I'm not saying he's slow, but snails pass him. ／ Not saying she's tall, but ceilings fear her.
口語
but 後稍停，high-school picture 連續快讀，aerial photograph 落在最後兩詞。
I'm not saying he's short, but he needs a step stool. 我不是說他矮，但他得踩個凳子。
She's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. You wanna fuck her, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. - Ha-ha-ha. - I'm not saying she's fat... ...but her high-school picture was an aerial photograph.
她胖到我得先把她滾上面粉，才找得到那個溼的地方。 你想上她，就得先扇她大腿，再順著浪頭衝進去。 ——哈哈哈。——我不是說她胖…… ……可她的高中畢業照得用航拍才拍得下。
下一章 · 06beef with someone跟某人有梁子這場戲：從口供裡看出貓膩意思是「來錯了地方、撞錯了時機」，常表示某人不走運，正好趕上倒霉事。片裡殺手用它暗示：不是衝你來的，只是你運氣不好。
字面是「剁碎的肝」（一種猶太小吃），俚語裡用 What am I, chopped liver? 表示「我算什麼？憑什麼沒我的份」，是抱怨自己被忽視。
意思是「挨一槍」，引申為「為某人擋子彈、替人犧牲」。take a bullet for someone 就是心甘情願替對方挨槍子。
aerial photograph。aerial 是「空中的、航空的」，photograph 是照片，合起來就是從空中拍的照片，也常略作 aerial photo。
give me a hint。hint 是提示、暗示，give someone a hint 就是「給某人一點提示」，猜謎或玩遊戲時最常用。
