這場戲：地圖各分一條險路
第 11 章 · 共 22 章 · 2'59"
一行人跟著地圖趕路，結果每個人被分到一條更嚇人的路線：Swamp of Infinite Sorrows（無窮悲傷沼澤）、Mountains of Misery（痛苦山脈），只有佩裡托走進 Pocket Full of Posies（滿口袋花田）。難怪有人說 It's almost like the forest doesn't want anyone to make a wish（簡直像森林不想讓人許願）。想學吐槽、拌嘴和許願規矩，這段很歡樂。
「願望說出來就不靈」：come true（成真）
come true （願望）成真can't tell ya 不能告訴你drop it 別再提了；算了
這是《穿靴子的貓2》裡一行人照著地圖趕路的一段。地圖給每個人安排的路都不同：有人被丟進 Swamp of Infinite Sorrows（無窮悲傷沼澤）、Mountains of Misery（痛苦山脈），有人卻只要 skip through the Pocket Full of Posies（蹦跳著穿過滿口袋花田），再 drift down the River of Relaxation（順著放鬆之河漂下）。有人感慨 There's something wrong with this map（這地圖有問題），也有人說 It's almost like the forest doesn't want anyone to make a wish（簡直像森林不想讓人許願）。被問願望時，有人偏不肯說，理由是 If you say what your wish is, then it don't come true（願望說出來就不靈）。最後有人提議 stop and smell the roses（停下來享受生活）。想學吐槽、拌嘴、講許願規矩，這些表達都很俏皮。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“You know, I think all you have to do is stop and smell the roses.”
你知道嗎，我覺得你只需要停下來聞聞玫瑰。
把全片主題收進一句人人會說的俗語，用最輕的建議回答最難的困境。
All you have to do is ...
勸忙於追逐的人放慢節奏、珍惜眼前時用，別對正焦慮的人硬說教。
Slow down and enjoy what's in front of you. ／ Take a breath; life isn't a race.
口語
all you have to do 連讀，roses 放慢收。
All you have to do is put the phone down and look around. 你只需要放下手機，看看四周。
“If you say what your wish is, then it don't come true.”
願望說出來，就不會成真。
把孩子的許願規矩說得像鐵律，越是認真越好笑，也吊住全片懸念。
If you say ..., then it don't ...
聊到許願、生日這類帶儀式感的規矩時用，正式場合不要用它的語法。
Say it out loud and it's gone. ／ Telling ruins the wish.
口語
If you say 連讀，won't come true 放慢收。
If you tell people your resolution, then you won't keep it. 把新年決心告訴別人，就堅持不下去了。
“I guess there is a different terrible path for everyone.”
我猜每個人都有一條不同的要命路。
把地圖的恐懼昇華成人生觀察，苦路各不相同卻無人倖免。
There is a different ... for everyone.
感慨人人都有各自的難處、安慰別人時用，語氣別太輕飄。
Everyone's hard road looks different. ／ We each get our own kind of trouble.
literary
different terrible 連讀，for everyone 放慢收。
There is a different hard road for everyone, and yours is hard enough. 每個人都有自己的難走的路，你這條已經夠難了。
“It's almost like the forest doesn't want anyone to make a wish.”
簡直就像這片森林不想讓任何人許願。
把森林擬人化成有意志的阻攔者，一句話說盡冒險的兇險與神秘。
It's almost like something doesn't want ...
形容環境或局勢處處跟你作對時用，帶點宿命感，不適合開玩笑的場合。
It's as if the place is against us. ／ The world seems to want us to fail.
literary
It's almost 連讀，doesn't want anyone 放慢收。
It's almost like the whole city doesn't want me to catch this train. 簡直就像整座城市都不想讓我趕上這趟車。
下一章 · 12the joke's on them反成笑柄這場戲：聽小狗講悲慘身世意思是「停下來享受生活、別隻顧趕路」。臺詞裡說你只需要 stop and smell the roses，就是勸人放慢腳步、享受當下。
意思是「（願望、夢想）成真」。臺詞裡 If you say what your wish is, then it don't come true 就是「願望說出來就不靈了」。
意思是「我不想麻煩你、不願強人所難」。臺詞裡說這話是想婉拒加入別人的任務，客氣又不失分寸。
意思是「大牌的、重量級的」，也可以指大獲成功。臺詞裡問 Will we be big-time thieves? 就是「我們會變成幹大事的大盜嗎」。
No fair。臺詞裡一句 No fair 就是「不公平」，小孩和大人抱怨分到壞籤時都愛用，短而有力。
