“My old school wants to honor me, I show up with a hooker and a dead body.”
我的母校要表彰我,我卻帶著一個妓女和一具屍體來了。
把最體面的場合和最荒唐的處境撞在一句裡,宿命般的自嘲。
Somebody wants to ..., and I show up with ...
自嘲把好事搞砸時用,熟人之間可以,正式場合別這麼說自己。
They wanted to celebrate me, and I brought a disaster. / My big moment, and I turn up with a mess.
口語
honor me 稍頓,hooker and a dead body 壓低連讀。
The client flew in to meet me, and I showed up with a flat tire. 客戶專門飛來見我,我卻帶著一個癟掉的輪胎登場。
