這場戲：騙走尚克的車被追
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拉爾夫和雲妮洛普潛入賽車遊戲，想 Let's jack this ride（把這車偷走），可車先被玩家搶走，他們只好假扮「噪音局」糊弄拉里，這招 worked like a charm（非常管用）。尚克追上來時撂話 You mess with the bull, you get the horns（惹了公牛就得挨角）。想學偷車黑話、耍詐和追車狠話，這段又鬧又爽。
「貓不在家，耗子就鬧」：While the cat was away（貓不在家）
While the cat was away 貓不在家的時候the works 全套招呼（狠狠收拾）start all over 從頭再來
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越編越亂，專名和藉口自己打結。
拉爾夫和雲妮洛普溜進賽車遊戲，瞄準尚克的座駕，一句 Let's jack this ride（把這車偷走）就動手；誰知玩家搶先一步，他們只能另想法子——假扮「噪音局」上門投訴，把接電話的拉里繞暈，這招 worked like a charm（非常管用）。車到手後，尚克追上來，拋下一句 You mess with the bull, you get the horns（惹了公牛就得挨角）；兩人邊飆邊吵，一個喊 hurry up and lose her（快點甩掉她），一個回 I'm trying（我在試了）。有人還替遊戲設計辯護：but if we just let them win, where's the life lesson?（要是直接讓他們贏，人生教訓在哪？）想學偷車黑話、耍詐和追車對白，這些表達都很帶感。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“While the cat was away, these mice tried to play.”
貓不在家，這些老鼠就趁機撒野。
用一句老話把闖入者比成偷玩的老鼠，嘲諷裡帶威懾。典故讓威脅更有味道。
While the cat was away, the mice tried to play.
半開玩笑地警告趁虛而入的人時用，書面、帶威脅。
With the boss gone, everyone got bold. ／ Somebody took advantage of an empty house.
literary
cat was away 連讀，tried to play 放慢收。
The boss was away and everyone started slacking. 老闆一走，大家就開始偷懶。
“anyone who tries to play with this cat's ride is gonna get got.”
誰想碰這輛貓的車，誰就得挨收拾。
用 who 從句加 get got 的街頭說法把規則喊出來，押韻的威脅既順口又嚇人。
Anyone who tries to ... is gonna get got.
用押韻的狠話警告別人別動自己的東西時用，口語、帶街頭氣。
Touch it and you'll regret it. ／ Try it, and you'll pay.
口語
this cat's ride 連讀，gonna get got 放慢加重收。
Anyone who touches my desk is going to hear about it. 誰動我桌子誰就等著挨說。
“but if we just let them win, where's the life lesson? You know?”
可要是我們直接讓他們贏，那人生教訓在哪呢？你懂的。
用一句輕鬆的反問替遊戲的殘酷辯護，把失敗說成必要的成長。You know 的口頭收尾讓道理像朋友聊天。
If we just let them win, where's the life lesson?
半開玩笑地替某種嚴格或不公辯護時用，口語、帶哲理。
Struggle is the point, right? ／ Easy wins teach nothing.
口語
let them win 連讀，where's the life lesson 放慢上揚收。
If we make it easy, what will they actually learn? 要是搞得太簡單，他們能學到什麼？
“whoever does will have to be the best of the best.”
不管是誰做到，都得是精英中的精英。
用 whoever does 把門檻交給任何人，再用 the best of the best 把標準抬到頂。簡短一句，氣場十足。
Whoever does will have to be the best of the best.
強調某件事只有最頂尖的人才能做到時用，正式、有分量。
Only the very best will manage it. ／ That takes top-tier skill.
正式
whoever does 連讀，the best of the best 放慢加重收。
Whoever wins this has to be the best of the best. 能贏下這個的，必須是精英中的精英。
“You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl!”
你敢惹那頭公牛，就得挨它的角，小姑娘！
用一句帶押韻的街頭威脅把氣勢拉滿，litte girl 的稱呼更添挑釁。狠話就該這麼短、這麼衝。
You mess with the bull, you get the horns!
氣勢洶洶地警告對方別惹自己時用，口語、攻擊性強。
Poke the bear and you'll feel it. ／ Start it and you'll pay.
口語
mess with the bull 連讀，get the horns 放慢加重收。
Mess with the bull and you get the horns—your call. 惹了公牛就得挨角——你自己選。
I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise. And the thing is, we've been getting some complaints down at HQ. Uh, Larry's the one who takes the calls. Anyways, someone told Larry... that we've been hearing a lot of gun sounds and screaming sounds... and what-have-you. That sort of thing.
我是，呃，噪音局派來的。 事情是這樣，我們接到了一些投訴 呃，接電話的是拉里。 總之，有人告訴拉里…… 說我們聽到好多 還有諸如此類的。就那種。
下一章 · 12go viral爆紅這場戲：被抓後改拍影片賺錢意思是「去惹不該惹的人、自找苦吃」。戲裡一句 You mess with the bull, you get the horns 就是「惹了公牛，就得挨角」，是句很兇的警告。
意思是「把這輛車偷走、順走這輛座駕」。戲裡說這句就是要偷尚克的車，jack 是口語裡「偷、劫」的意思。
意思是「非常管用、立竿見影」。戲裡假扮噪音局的招數奏效，就喊一句 worked like a charm，語氣很得意。
字面是「你這一生都去哪兒了」，其實是見到心儀的人或物時說的「相見恨晚」。戲裡對著好車感嘆，非常誇張好笑。
jack this ride，也可以說 steal this car。戲裡用 jack 更口語、更像道上黑話，語氣更痞。
