這場戲：首次連網進入網際網路
第 7 章 · 共 21 章 · 3'56"
有人先賣關子，把氣氛吊足，才喊出 I give you the Internet!（向各位介紹——網際網路！）。兩人連上網衝進去，卻大失所望，一句 The Internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it（這網際網路遠沒那麼炫）加 I'm underwhelmed（我有點失望）把期待值摔到底。想學賣關子、吐槽和發現新世界，這段最有代入感。
找不著 eBay 時：Beats me（我哪知道）
goes back to the way it was 恢復原狀well-thought-out idea 深思熟慮的主意Beats me 我哪知道
「遠沒那麼炫」：not nearly as（遠沒有……那麼）
not nearly as 遠沒有……那麼underwhelmed 有點失望Beats me 我哪知道
這是《無敵破壞王2》里拉爾夫帶雲妮洛普去網際網路的一段。他先賣了個關子，才宣佈 we're about to blast off（咱們馬上要發射了），目的地是網際網路，為的是 find the part to fix your game（找零件修你的遊戲）。他們打算找到 eBay，get the steering wheel（拿到方向盤），we have it delivered to Litwak before Friday（週五前送到利特瓦克那兒），於是 Everything goes back to the way it was（一切恢復原狀）。可真正連上網路衝進去，兩人傻眼：The Internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it（這網際網路遠沒那麼炫），只能來一句 Beats me（我哪知道）面對找不著北的處境。想學賣關子、規劃行動和吐槽，這些句子都好用。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“Everything goes back to the way it was.”
一切都會回到原來的樣子。
用一句樸素到近乎天真的承諾概括整個計劃，把複雜的冒險壓成一個願望。語氣越篤定，後面越有事發生。
Everything goes back to the way it was.
承諾讓事情恢復原樣時用，口語、篤定。
It'll all be like before. ／ We put it all back exactly as it was.
口語
back to the way 連讀，it was 放慢收。
Once this is fixed, everything goes back to normal. 等這事解決，一切就恢復正常了。
“This is a shockingly sound, well-thought-out idea for you, Ralph.”
對你來說，這想法合理得讓人吃驚，還考慮得挺周全，拉爾夫。
用 shockingly 加一連串褒義詞，表面誇獎、暗裡損人，朋友間的打趣全在這層反差裡。
This is a shockingly sound idea for you.
半開玩笑地誇對方、其實在調侃時用，口語、帶損。
That's unusually sensible of you. ／ Weirdly smart plan, for once.
口語
well-thought-out 放慢，for you, Ralph 放慢收。
A shockingly reasonable suggestion from you. 你這建議合理得讓人意外。
“The Internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it.”
網際網路遠沒有索尼克說的那麼厲害。
用 not nearly as ... as 把期待和現實拉開，句式工整反而更好笑。落差感全在比較結構裡。
X is not nearly as ... as Y described it.
表達某物遠不如宣傳中精彩時用，口語、帶失望。
Far less impressive than advertised. ／ It doesn't live up to the hype.
口語
not nearly as 連讀，as how Sonic described it 放慢收。
The place wasn't nearly as good as the photos. 這家店遠沒有照片上那麼好。
“Kid, I don't think we're in Litwak's anymore.”
孩子，我覺得我們已經不在利特瓦克的街機裡了。
套用一句經典臺詞的句式宣告環境徹底改變，熟悉的結構配上游戲角色，懷舊和荒誕同時出現。
I don't think we're in ... anymore.
半開玩笑地宣告已進入陌生環境時用，口語、帶戲劇性。
We're definitely not home anymore. ／ Everything just changed around us.
口語
I don't think 連讀，in Litwak's anymore 放慢收。
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 我覺得我們已經不在堪薩斯了。
“We are in the Internet! Come on, Ralph!”
我們已經在網際網路裡了！走吧，拉爾夫！
先用宣告確認身處新世界，再用催促收尾，把好奇和行動力一股腦推出來。兩句話就是一次出發。
We are in ...! Come on!
確認進入某個新環境並催人跟上前進時用，口語、興奮。
We made it—now let's move. ／ This is it. Let's go.
口語
in the Internet 連讀，Come on, Ralph 放慢收。
We're really here now—let's go explore. 我們真到了——去逛逛吧。
下一章 · 08put Humpty Dumpty together again覆水難收這場戲：搜尋欄搶著猜詞意思是「有我在就別想發生、只要我值班就不行」。臺詞裡 Oh, heck no. Not on my watch. 就是「想都別想，有我在絕不允許」，攔下壞事時很帶勁。
意思是「我哪知道、我也不知道」。臺詞裡問 eBay 在哪，回一句 Beats me，就是攤手錶示毫無頭緒，比 I don't know 更隨意。
no offense。臺詞裡先說 No offense，再接一句吐槽，就是「無意冒犯」，不想讓對方見怪先墊一句。
not nearly as。臺詞裡 The Internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it 就是「這網際網路遠沒有形容得那麼炫」。
是正式用語，意思是「瀆職、不法行為」，多指身居其位者的違規。臺詞裡 report some malfeasance 就是「舉報一起不法行為」。
