这场戏：放风场讲偷电视的糗事
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监狱放风场上，两个狱友为湖人还是凯尔特人更强吵起来，接着一个追问对方怎么进来的。对方不肯说，他一句 Don't judge a book by its cover（别以貌取人）顶着，对方才松口讲出偷电视、电视砸断警察脚、被判六年袭击罪的糗事。想学闲聊破冰和追问，这几句很好用。
「侥幸、撞大运」：a fluke
a fluke 侥幸、撞大运a dynasty 王朝、长期霸主in the history of sports 在……的历史上lost count 数不清了
「别以貌取人」：Don't judge a book by its cover
landed you in here 让你落到这步田地too skinny for 太……不适合当……judge a book by its cover 以貌取人
监狱放风场上，两个狱友先为湖人和凯尔特人谁更强拌嘴，接着一个问另一个 What the fuck landed you in here?（你他妈怎么进来的）。对方不肯说，另一句 Everybody in here is embarrassed（这儿谁不丢人）把他劝动，他才承认偷了台电视；对方半信半疑，觉得偷台电视不可能判六年。最后他讲出一件荒谬的巧合——偷来的电视砸断了警察的脚，却被判成 assault（袭击罪）。这里还有 Don't judge a book by its cover（别以貌取人）、get away with（犯了事没被追究）这类常用说法。想学闲聊破冰、追问和自嘲，这段很自然。
A1–C2 是欧标等级。点一个等级后，比它高的卡片会变淡，播放到那里不会自动暂停。
“The Lakers are a flare-up, a fluke.”
湖人也就是昙花一现，撞了回大运。
两个短词就把一支球队定性成运气，吵架的狠劲全在这轻蔑里。
X is a flare-up, a fluke.
看比赛、聊球队时贬低对手用；对认真支持的球迷说容易翻脸。
They were a one-hit wonder. ／ That season was pure luck.
口语
flare-up 和 fluke 都重读，中间短停，语气不屑。
That champion was a fluke, not a real contender. 那次夺冠就是运气，不是真强队。
“The ugliest team in the history of sports.”
体育史上最丑的一支球队。
用最高级把吐槽推到顶，骂人不带脏字却比脏字还损。
The ... in the history of ...
夸张地吐槽某队某人时用；当着对方球迷说会显得没分寸。
The worst roster ever assembled. ／ Sports has never seen a homelier team.
口语
ugliest 拉长，history of sports 一气带过。
That is the ugliest logo in the history of branding. 那是品牌史上最丑的商标。
“What the fuck landed you in here?”
你他妈是怎么进来的？
不绕弯子，脏字加一个 land，直接把人逼到要交代的那一步。
What landed you in ...?
熟人之间追问对方怎么落到某个处境时用；对不熟的人说是冒犯。
How did you end up in here? ／ What got you locked up?
口语
What the fuck 连着冲出来，landed you 连读，句尾上挑。
What landed you in this mess? 你怎么惹上这摊事的？
“Ain't that a bitch? Don't judge a book by its cover.”
这还不够操蛋吗？别光看外表就下判断。
一句糙话接一句老话，把「人不可貌相」讲得又粗又服人。
Don't judge a book by its cover.
对方凭外表小看你或某个东西时用；正式场合可换成 Look beyond appearances。
You can't tell a book by its cover. ／ Looks can be deceiving.
口语
Ain't that a bitch 冲得快，book 和 cover 之间稍停。
Don't judge a book by its cover; his resume is strong. 别以貌取人，他履历很硬。
“Nobody in here got away with anything.”
这儿没人能瞒得过去。
把「这里人人有账要还」说得平静，反而比任何说教都让人服气。
Nobody got away with anything.
安慰犯错的人别怕丢人时用；用来指责对方则会变成揭伤疤。
No one here is innocent. ／ Everybody in this room is paying for something.
口语
Nobody 重读，got away with 连读，句尾降调。
Nobody gets away with anything, so stop blaming yourself. 没人真能蒙混过去，别老怪自己。
“They said I threw the TV at him. Assault. Six years.”
他们说我拿电视砸他。袭击罪。六年。
三个短句像判决书砸下来，不喊冤不解释，荒诞和绝望全在里面。
They said I ... . Assault. Six years.
平实地讲自己吃过的亏或判罚时用；诉苦过头会削弱这份克制。
They called it assault and gave me six years. ／ One accident turned into six years.
中性
三个短句各自停顿，Six years 放慢收沉。
They said I leaked the file. One email. Fired. 他们说我泄露了文件。就一封邮件。开除。
下一章 · 15put my neck on the line拿自己担风险这场戏：洗衣房里跟狱友道别字面是「凭封面判断一本书」，实际是「以貌取人」。戏里有人看对方瘦弱就断定他没犯大事，被这句顶了回去，等于说「别光看外表」。
可以说 What landed you in here? land someone in something 就是「让某人落到某种境地」。戏里问的是「你他妈怎么进来的」，很口语。
指「犯了事却没被追究、蒙混过去」。戏里说 Nobody in here got away with anything，意思是「这儿没人能瞒得过去」，都进来了。
口语里说 That's what I'm talking about，意思是「这才是我要的、这才对」。别人做了让你满意的事，用这句特别带劲。
俚语，指「犯糊涂、行为反常」，像嗑药或精神状态不对劲。戏里有人吵篮球吵不过，就骂对方 You are tweaking，等于「你脑子不正常了」。
这是极重的骂人话，意思是「狗娘养的」，只适合影视台词或熟人极度随意的场合。日常千万别用，容易惹事。
