這場戲：巧克力河邊有人落水
第 10 章 · 共 18 章 · 3'58"
旺卡帶大家進巧克力河車間，有人嫌河水髒，結果整條河都是巧克力，用瀑布在攪——No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall（全世界沒有別的工廠用瀑布攪巧克力）。奧古斯特趴下就喝，旺卡急喊 My chocolate must never be touched by human hands（我的巧克力絕不能被人手碰），人隨即滑進河裡被吸走。
「唯一的辦法」：the only way
industrial waste 工業廢水your watershed 水源地、流域mixing my chocolate 攪拌巧克力the only way 唯一的辦法
❝ 獨白 · 6 句 旺卡講奧帕倫帕人的來歷
用引語和怪名堆出一個童話，荒唐裡帶著一點真心。
「懸念難熬」：The suspense is terrible
This stuff is terrific 這東西太棒了touched by human hands 被人手碰過He's had it 他完了The suspense is terrible 懸念難熬
旺卡帶大家來到巧克力河邊，有人開口就嫌 What a disgusting, dirty river（這條河真髒真噁心），接著發現那竟是巧克力。旺卡指著瀑布說 No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall（全世界沒有別的工廠用瀑布攪巧克力）。河對岸是一群小人，旺卡說他們 From Loompaland（從露帕蘭來），還講他們差點被 gobbled up（大口吞掉），才被他運到工廠。奧古斯特不聽勸，趴下去就喝，旺卡喊 My chocolate must never be touched by human hands（我的巧克力絕不能被人手碰），話音剛落人就滑進河裡，被管子吸住。旺卡還打趣 There's no better time to learn（現在正是學游泳的好時候）。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall.”
全世界沒有別的工廠用瀑布來攪巧克力。
用否定句強調獨一無二，把自豪說得像一條行業秘密。
No other ... in the world does ...
誇自己的做法獨一無二、別人都沒有時用；對同行說會顯得炫耀。
Nobody else does it this way. ／ No other place makes it like this.
中性
No other 重讀，in the world 快帶，by waterfall 收清。
No other bakery in town bakes it by hand. 城裡沒有別家麵包房是全手工做的。
“But it's the only way if you want it just right.”
但要想做得剛剛好，這是唯一的辦法。
一句話把怪做法說成硬道理，堅持和固執只差一個語氣。
It's the only way if you want it just right.
堅持某個看似麻煩的做法、解釋為什麼非這樣不可時用；對客戶說太強硬。
There's no other way to get it right. ／ This is the only way it works.
中性
only way 重讀，just right 放慢強調。
It's the only way if you want the bread to rise. 想讓麵包發起來，只能這麼做。
“Please don't do that. My chocolate must never be touched by human hands.”
請別那樣做。我的巧克力絕不能被人手碰。
用近乎宗教的禁忌口吻護著一鍋糖，認真得讓人想笑。
Something must never be touched by human hands.
半認真半誇張地強調某物神聖不可碰時用；正式說明衛生規範別這麼說。
Nobody is allowed to touch it by hand. ／ This must stay untouched.
正式
must never 重讀，touched by human hands 逐詞放慢。
This must never be touched by human hands. 這東西絕不能讓人用手碰。
“The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.”
這懸念真難熬。我倒希望它多持續一會兒。
先說難熬再盼著別停，一句話就把看客心態暴露無遺。
The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
看熱鬧不嫌事大、嘴上抱怨其實享受時用；對當事人說很失禮。
This is unbearable, and I love it. ／ Don't end it yet.
literary
terrible 重讀，I hope 輕起，it'll last 拖長收。
The cliffhanger is terrible. I hope it lasts. 這懸念真折磨人。我倒希望它多吊一會兒。
“Nil desperandum, dear lady. Across the desert lies the Promised Land.”
別絕望，女士。越過沙漠，就是應許之地。
拿拉丁語和聖經意象哄人，荒唐和安慰同時成立。
Across the desert lies the Promised Land.
用誇張的典故安慰別人、給苦日子許個盼頭時用；正式場合顯得輕佻。
Don't lose hope; better days are ahead. ／ The hard part now leads somewhere better.
literary
Nil desperandum 放慢，dear lady 稍停，句尾沉穩。
Don't despair; across the desert lies the Promised Land. 別灰心，熬過這段苦，前面就是好日子。
And so I said: " Come and live with me in peace and safety... " away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers... " and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids. " Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that? I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. So, in the greatest of secrecy... I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory.
於是我說：「來和我一起住吧，安安穩穩…… 「遠離那些王嘟嘟和角鬥獸…… 「還有鼻涕蟲和壞透了的食人怪。」鼻涕蟲？食人怪？這都什麼亂七八糟的？ 抱歉，所有問題都必須以書面形式提交。 於是，在極其保密的情況下…… 我把所有奧帕倫帕人都運到了我的工廠。
下一章 · 11a kick in the pants一頓教訓這場戲：坐船衝進恐怖隧道指流域、水源地。原句 You've ruined your watershed，就是「你把自己的水源都毀了」，常出現在環保話題裡。
說 gobble up，比 eat 更有畫面，指狼吞虎嚥地吃光。原句 get gobbled up right and left，就是「動不動就被吃掉」。
老派說法是 stuff and nonsense，語氣像長輩在斥責。原句一句 Stuff and nonsense，就是「胡說八道、一派胡言」。
是粗魯的「閉嘴、別說了」。原句 Can it, you nit，就是「閉嘴，你這個笨蛋」，對朋友開玩笑時才會這麼用。
說 look sharp，有時是催人快，有時是提醒人打起精神。原句 look sharp，就是讓人趕緊把格盧普太太帶去軟糖車間。
