盤問自稱洞穴人的男子：So much for

When the Cro-Magnon was first identified, when anthropology gave them a name, I had mine.

克羅馬農人第一次被辨認出來、人類學給他們起了名的時候，我也就有了自己的名字。 兩個 when 疊出認名的時刻，名字不是自封的，是學科後來替他安上的。

Afraid I might go in and stay for a thousand years while cigarette smoking men try to figure me out.

就怕我一進去就待上一千年，一群抽菸的人拼命要把我研究明白。 體檢被說成千年關押，香菸這個細節把恐懼畫實，誇張卻不空。

So you're telling us this, the yarn of the century, And you don't care if we believe it or not?

所以你跟我們講這個、這個世紀級的奇談，而我們信不信你都無所謂？ yarn 把故事貶成胡謅，of the century 又把它抬到最大，質問裡帶著受傷。

You're not as crazy as you think I am.

你沒瘋到你以為我瘋的那個地步。 它不直接回罵，而是拿「你以為我瘋」當尺子，再量對方瘋不瘋。

If you lived as long as John did, you still wouldn't grow up.

就算你活得跟約翰一樣久，你照樣長不大。 先把長壽讓給你，再宣佈你照樣長不大，壽數和成熟被拆開。

So much for the myth of the super-wise, all-knowing immortal.

所謂超級智慧、全知的不死者神話，到此為止。 so much for 一句就把全知不死的神話掃下桌，像結論不像感嘆。