“Laugh, gentlemen. It'll be the only story everyone reads.”
笑吧,先生們。這會是唯一一則人人都會讀的故事。
把競爭壓力反著說成祝福,編輯的黑色幽默一句到位。
It'll be the only ... everyone ...
在團隊低落時半開玩笑打氣能用;對客戶或正式彙報別說,容易顯得不認真。
This one everyone will read. / It will be the story nobody skips.
口語
重音在 only 和 reads,句尾下沉,帶一點揶揄。
Write it well. It will be the only memo everyone opens. 好好寫,這會是人人都點開的那份備忘。
