world's smallest violin假惺惺的同情

I don't tip because society says I have to. I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something, but tipping automatically is for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're doing their job. - Hey, this girl was nice. - She was OK. - She wasn't anything special. - What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick? We've been here a long fuckin' time. She's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times. Six times? What if she's too fuckin' busy? "Too fuckin' busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. Excuse me, Mr Pink, but the last fuckin' thing you need is another cup of coffee. Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. I used to work minimum wage and I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy. But they're counting on your tips to live. You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing for the waitresses. You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job. So's working at McDonald's but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? They serve food. But society says, "Don't tip these guys here, but tip these guys here." That's bullshit. Waitressing is the number-one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips. Fuck all that. Jesus Christ! I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It appears waitresses are one of the groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Show me a piece of paper that says they shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. What I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit, I got two words for that - learn to fuckin' type. If you expect me to help out with the rent, you're in for a fuckin' surprise.

我不給小費，就因為社會說必須給。 誰真配拿小費，我才給。 要是人家真賣力幹了，我會給點；可不管三七二十一就給，那套我瞧不上。 在我看來，她們只是幹好自己的活兒。 ——嘿，這姑娘人不錯。——也就那樣吧。 ——她也沒什麼特別的。——什麼叫特別？ 把你拉進後屋，給你舔雞巴？ 咱們在這兒坐了這麼久，她才給我續了三回。 我點咖啡，就得給我續夠六回。 六回？那她要是忙得要死呢？ 「忙得要死」這種話，不該出現在服務員的字典裡。 不好意思，粉先生，你現在最他媽不需要的，就是再來一杯咖啡。 老天爺，這些女士又沒餓死。她們掙的是最低工資。 我以前也拿最低工資，可惜沒攤上社會覺得該給小費的工作。 可她們就指望這點小費過日子。 知道這是什麼嗎？這是全世界最小的一把提琴，在為服務員們拉哀曲。 你根本不知道自己在說什麼。 這些人累死累活。 這活兒很辛苦。 在麥當勞打工也一樣辛苦，可你就沒覺得該給他們小費，對吧？ 為什麼不給？他們也端飯上菜啊。 可社會又說「這些人不用給，那些人得給」。扯淡。 在這個國家，當服務員是沒上過大學的女人幹得最多的一行。 這差不多是任何女人都能幹、還能靠它餬口的活兒。 原因就在於有這些小費。 去他媽的。 老天爺啊！ 政府要收她們小費的稅，我很遺憾。這事太操蛋了。可那不是我造成的。 看來服務員就是政府隔三差五就要操一頓的群體之一。 你要能拿出一張紙，寫著他們不該這麼幹，我就簽字。 拿去投票，我投贊成。我不幹的，是陪你們玩這套。 至於沒上過大學那套屁話，我就倆字——去學打字。 你要是指望我幫忙分攤房租，那你可就有得吃驚了。