easy, tiger悠著點、別急

把對程式碼的偏愛說成對語言的失望，技術宅的浪漫和受傷擠在一句裡，換誰都能被戳一下。

I just use ... instead of ... 'cause ... will let you down.

半認真半自嘲地解釋自己為何相信某樣東西時用。

I trust numbers more than words. ／ Language keeps its promises less than numbers do.

口語

zeros and ones 連讀，let you down 放慢收尾。

I just use numbers instead of promises 'cause promises will let you down. 我寧願用數字，也不用承諾，因為承諾會讓你失望。

一句抱怨順手把自己也圈了進去，尖刻裡露出一點意外的溫柔，人物立刻立體。

Sometimes I forget not everyone ... is a ...

見慣了糟糕的人、突然遇到一個正常人時用。

It is rare to meet someone decent here. ／ I forgot people could be normal.

口語

not everyone 連讀，sociopathic man-child 放慢強調。

Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet online is a creep. 我有時會忘了，網上碰上的不都是變態。

四個詞就是一把鑰匙：不勸人變強，只勸人選擇善良，輕描淡寫卻定了整部片子的方向。

Go be the good guy.

鼓勵別人做正確而不討巧的事時用，簡短有力。

Be the one who does right. ／ Choose to be decent.

口語

Go 輕起，good guy 稍重收尾。

Go be the one who does right. 去當那個做對事的人吧。

把對造物者的抱怨說成一句街頭真理，有物件、有立場，順手點破遊戲背後的權力關係。

If you ever met ..., you'd agree.

吐槽某個糟糕局面的幕後推手時用；當著本人說或在正式場合說，等於直接罵人。

Spend five minutes with him and you'd agree. ／ If you knew who runs this place, you'd feel the same.

口語

ever met 連讀，you'd agree 輕輕收尾。

If you ever met our landlord, you'd agree. 你要是見過我們房東，你也會同意。