这场戏：对手机倾诉没人懂自己
第 9 章 · 共 22 章 · 2'26"
瘪四抱着电话对着 Siri 掏心窝子，抱怨大头蛋老是 kick my ass（想揍他），还说这份委屈 it just gets old（时间一长就腻了）。Siri 只会答非所问，他却越说越动情。想学怎么用最简单的词说委屈和孤独，这段又好笑又心酸。
❝ 独白 · 4 句 「他老想揍我」英语说 kick my ass
tell me what to do 对我指手画脚kick my ass 揍我、教训我for no reason 无缘无故the real Beavis 真正的瘪四
瘪四和大头蛋拿到一部能打电话的手机。大头蛋只顾跟「玉米片老哥」点吃的，还三番五次让瘪四 shut up（闭嘴）；瘪四却把电话那头的 Siri 当成愿意倾听的人，一口气倒苦水：他说大头蛋总想 kick my ass（揍他），这份欺负 gets old（时间一长就腻了），自己 never really had anybody（从没有过谁）愿意听他说话，最后一句 like nobody hears the real Beavis（好像没人听得到真正的瘪四）。Siri 全程答非所问，他反倒觉得 it feels good to talk（说说话真舒服）。想学用最简单的词讲委屈、讲孤独，这段特别典型，日常诉苦也用得上。
A1–C2 是欧标等级。点一个等级后，比它高的卡片会变淡，播放到那里不会自动暂停。
“It's like I'm happy and sad at the same time.”
就好像我同时又开心又难过。
用最平常的词说清说不清的情绪，反而最戳人。
It's like I'm (adj) and (adj) at the same time.
描述又爱又恨、又想笑又想哭时用，语气坦白。
I feel happy and sad all at once. ／ It's like I'm torn two ways.
口语
重读 happy 和 sad，same time 收平。
It's like I'm proud and sad at the same time. 就好像我既骄傲又难过。
“Like, he thinks he can tell me what to do, and he's always trying to kick my ass for no reason.”
他觉得自己能对我指手画脚，还动不动就无缘无故想揍我。
把积压的委屈一口气倒出来，口语碎句反而真实。
he thinks he can tell me what to do
吐槽被人管、被人指挥时用，熟人之间抱怨常见。
He acts like he can boss me around. ／ He thinks he runs my life.
口语
tell me what to do 连读，kick my ass 加重。
He thinks he can tell me what to do all day. 他觉得自己能一整天对我指手画脚。
“And it just gets old after a while.”
而且过一阵子就真的腻了。
gets old 把受够了说得轻描淡写，却更显疲惫。
it gets old after a while
说玩笑、抱怨或重复的事让人厌烦时用，语气无奈。
It wears thin after a while. ／ It stops being funny fast.
口语
gets old 连读，after a while 轻快带过。
That joke gets old after a while. 那个玩笑过一阵子就腻了。
“You see what I have to deal with?”
你看见我得应付什么了吧？
一句反问把无奈和带笑的抱怨一起递出去。
You see what I have to deal with?
向旁人抱怨难缠的人或事、求认同时用，语气带笑。
You see what I'm up against? ／ Look what I have to put up with.
口语
see 与 what 连读，deal with 收在句尾。
You see what I have to deal with every day? 你看见我每天得应付什么了吧？
“It feels good to talk.”
说出来感觉真好。
短句收束整段倾诉，把被听见的轻松说透了。
It feels good to (do something).
聊完心里话、松一口气时用，语气真诚放松。
It's good to get it off my chest. ／ Talking really helps.
中性
feels good 连读，talk 落稳收尾。
It feels good to finally say it out loud. 终于大声说出来，感觉真好。
“Do those nachos come with side orders of nachos?”
那些玉米片会配玉米片当配菜吗？
荒谬的重复点单，把这两兄弟的贪吃和脑回路全写出来了。
Do those X come with side orders of X?
开玩笑地点荒谬加料、或调侃重复点单时用。
Does that come with extra of the same? ／ Can I get a side of more nachos?
口语
Do those 连读，nachos 两处重读。
Does the pizza come with side orders of pizza? 这披萨会配披萨当配菜吗？
- Oh, just you know, like, listening you know, helps a lot. I guess I never really had anybody, you know, like to actually listen like when I'm talking and stuff, you know? Heh heh heh. Like nobody hears the real Beavis.
哦，就，你知道吧，有人听着，你知道吧，就挺管用的。 我想我以前从来没有过谁，你知道吧，能真的在我说话啊干嘛的时候听我讲，你知道吧？ 嘿嘿嘿。 就好像没人听得到真正的瘪四。
下一章 · 10go by对外用某个名字这场戏：想回家又遭全城封路意思是「变腻、没劲了」。台词里瘪四说 it just gets old after a while，就是「时间一长就腻了」，抱怨同样的事反复发生。
意思是「在……上抠门、省着给」。台词里说 don't skimp on the nacho cheese sauce，就是「奶酪酱别给我少放」。
说 search the web，比如 Do you want me to search the web 就是「你想让我上网搜一下吗」。web 在这里指互联网。
说 come with，比如 Do those nachos come with side orders of nachos 就是问「那些玉米片附赠玉米片当配菜吗」。
口语说 kick my ass，比如 he's always trying to kick my ass 就是「他老想揍我」。语气很冲，熟人之间吐槽常用。
