这场戏：法官判他俩去太空营
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瘪四和大头蛋为了科学展成绩，拿踹蛋蛋做实验，结果一把火把体育馆烧了。庭上有人一句 In my defense（替自己说句话），说只是想踹对方；法官自称 I'm the toughest judge（最狠的法官），最后判两人去太空营。想学怎么用一本正经的语气说胡话，这些台词太搞笑。
「证明大家都看错了」英语说 prove everybody wrong
find out 弄清楚、查明passes out 昏过去、晕倒take this more seriously 把某事当回事prove everybody wrong 证明大家都错了
❝ 独白 · 5 句 「最狠的法官」英语说 toughest judge
when it comes to 说到、论及toughest judge 最狠的法官the benefit of 带来的好处unlock the potential 激发某人的潜能
瘪四和大头蛋的旁白说，他们要穿越时空去 score（得手），故事里有性、暴力、权力，还有火。现实中，两人为了科学展冠军的免费太空营之旅，拿踹对方蛋蛋做实验，还说要 prove everybody wrong（证明大家都看错了）。结果一把火把体育馆烧了，两人被带上法庭。庭上有人 In my defense（替自己说句话），法官自称 I'm the toughest judge（最狠的法官），却因为看了一部剧忽然心软，说自己 I see our failure（看到的是我们大家的失败），最后判两人去八周太空营，要 unlock the potential（激发潜能）。想学怎么一本正经地说胡话、怎么在法庭上耍贫嘴，这些句子很搞笑。
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“Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?”
在我宣判之前，你有什么要说的吗？
法庭固定问话，把宣判前最后一刻拉得很慢。
Do you have anything to say before ...?
正式场合给人最后发言机会时用；日常别对朋友这么说。
Is there anything you want to say first? ／ Anything you'd like to add before we decide?
正式
before I pass 连读，sentence 重音在前。
Do you have anything to say before we vote? 投票之前，你还有什么要说的吗？
“- Uh...we're trying to find out how many times I can kick Beavis in the nads before he passes out.”
呃……我们想弄清楚，我能踢比维斯裤裆几下他才会昏过去。
一本正经的实验口吻套在荒唐行为上，反差就是笑点。
We're trying to find out how many times ...
想吐槽一件荒唐事时套用；对老师或长辈别说这种话。
We're trying to see how long it takes. ／ We want to find out how many it takes.
口语
trying to 连读，nads 和 passes out 放慢。
We're trying to find out how many spoons fit in this jar. 我们想弄清楚这个罐子能塞下几把勺子。
“In my defense, I was trying to kick Beavis in the nads.”
我为自己辩解一下，我当时是想踢比维斯的裤裆。
最正式的辩解句装着最蠢的理由，语气和内容错位。
In my defense, I was only trying to ...
半开玩笑地为自己找借口时用；真闯祸时别拿它顶嘴。
To be fair, I was only trying to help. ／ In my defense, nobody told me.
中性
In my defense 一口气带过，nads 重读。
In my defense, I was only trying to fix it. 说句公道话，我只是想把它修好。
“- Many have said, when it comes to sentencing, I'm the toughest judge in the state.”
很多人都说，论量刑，我是全州最狠的法官。
先把自己捧成铁面法官，越硬气后面反转越好笑。
When it comes to ..., I'm the ...
想在某个话题上给自己贴标签时用；吹过头会显得可笑。
When it comes to deadlines, I'm the strictest. ／ On this topic, I'm the toughest.
正式
when it comes to 轻读，toughest 重音拉长。
When it comes to grammar, I'm the pickiest teacher here. 说到语法，我是这儿最挑剔的老师。
“When I look at these two boys today, I don't see their failure.”
今天看着这两个孩子，我看到的不是他们的失败。
把责任从孩子身上挪开，为下一句的转折铺垫。
When I look at ..., I don't see ...
想郑重表达看法、为下文转折铺路时用；日常聊天太重。
When I look at them, I don't see the problem. ／ I don't see failure here.
正式
When I look at 连读，don't see 稍顿。
When I look at this class, I don't see weak students. 看着这个班，我看到的不是差学生。
“And the only difference between him and you is he had the benefit of supportive families and teachers.”
他和你唯一的区别，是他有支持他的家人和老师。
用唯一区别把成败归结到资源，而不是天赋。
The only difference between A and B is ...
对比两人差距、点出关键变量时用；正式或严肃场合都行。
The only difference is the support they got. ／ What set them apart was their families.
中性
only difference 连读，supportive 重音在后。
The only difference between us is the luck of timing. 我们之间唯一的区别就是时机好坏。
“I hereby sentence Beavis and Butt-Head to eight weeks of Space Camp.”
我特此判处比维斯和瘪四去太空营八周。
最庄严的宣判句式，判的却是孩子梦寐以求的奖赏。
I hereby sentence someone to ...
戏仿正式宣判、宣布一个像惩罚的好处时用；真法庭别乱说。
I hereby sentence you to extra dessert. ／ You are hereby sentenced to a week off.
正式
hereby 重读，sentence 后稍停。
I hereby sentence you to clean the whole kitchen. 我特此判你把整个厨房打扫干净。
- We never found out who won that trip to space camp, because the records were lost when the gym burned down. But whoever it was is going to be fine. They're going to go on to good colleges and fine careers. So I say, why not give opportunity to those who really need it and unlock the potential of these two at-risk youths? I hereby sentence Beavis and Butt-Head to eight weeks of Space Camp.
——我们一直没查出谁赢下了那次太空营之旅，因为体育馆烧毁时记录也丢了。 但不管那是谁，他都会过得很好。 他会进好大学，有好前程。 所以我说，为什么不把机会给真正需要的人，释放这两个问题少年的潜能呢？ 我在此判处瘪四和大头蛋参加八周太空营。
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下一章 · 02a lot riding on成败攸关这场戏：被挑中去太空对接意思是「替自己说句话、为自己辩解一下」，常在解释自己为什么那样做之前用。台词 In my defense, I was trying to kick Beavis in the nads 就是「我为自己辩解，我当时是想踹瘪四的蛋蛋」。
是睾丸的粗俗俚语，正式场合别用。台词里说「踹多少下蛋蛋才会晕过去」，就是用这个词，属于很粗的低级笑点。
说 prove everybody wrong，比如 maybe we could prove everybody wrong 就是「说不定我们就能证明大家都错了」。
说 kick its ass，语气很粗但很常用。台词 We kicked its ass 就是「我们把它干翻了」，指把某件事漂亮地拿下。
说 at-risk youths。台词 these two at-risk youths 就是「这两个问题少年」，多用于法律或社会报道里。
