这场戏：牢房里化身康霍里奥
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牢房里，两人听说要关到一个月后提审，还被告知没人来 bail out（保释）他们；狱友一句 listen up（都听好了）就把违禁品塞给瘪四。他当糖吃了，变得又咸又嗨，化身康霍里奥大喊要卫生纸。想学怎么用英语讲坐牢、发号施令，这几句很带劲。
「都听好了」英语说 listen up
listen up 都听好了、注意听help me out 帮某人一把find these on me 在我身上搜到这些
❝ 独白 · 5 句 「我是康霍里奥」：I am Cornholio
I am Cornholio 我是康霍里奥my bunghole 我的屁眼I demand TP 我要卫生纸Quit disrespecting me 别再对我不敬
瘪四和大头蛋被扔进牢房，看守告诉他们没人来 bail out（保释），得等到一个月后 arraignment（提审）才能出去。同牢的囚犯一句 listen up（都听好了），把一包违禁品塞给瘪四保管；他却当成零食吃了，只觉 Kinda salty（有点咸），很快嗨起来，化身康霍里奥，叫嚣着要为屁眼讨卫生纸，连狱友都跟着一起喊。想学怎么用英语讲监狱流程、讲嗑药后的胡言乱语，这些句子都能直接用。
A1–C2 是欧标等级。点一个等级后，比它高的卡片会变淡，播放到那里不会自动暂停。
“- Yeah, that youth pastor always said we'd be here someday.”
是啊，那个青年牧师总说我们迟早会有这一天。
把坐牢说成预言应验，一本正经的得意最滑稽。
someone always said we'd ... someday
自嘲或玩笑式承认「早该如此」时用，别对真在坐牢的人说。
My mom always said this day would come. ／ Everyone warned us we'd end up here.
口语
said we'd 连读，someday 拖长一点。
The teacher always said I'd be late someday. 老师总说我迟早会迟到。
“- Well, you got no one to bail you out, so you'll be here until your arraignment in a month.”
没人来保释你，所以你得待到一个月后传讯。
一句话把保释、传讯、期限全交代，冷得像公文。
you got no one to ... so you'll be here until ...
转述坏消息、说清流程和期限时用，语气要平。
No one's coming to bail you out. ／ You'll stay here until the hearing.
中性
bail you out 连读，arraignment 重音在第二音节。
You got no one to pick you up, so you'll wait here until noon. 没人来接你，你就在这儿等到中午。
“How much do they know about the murders I committed?”
他们对我犯下的那些谋杀知道多少？
用问句把天大的罪说得像日常打听，反差极强。
How much do they know about ...?
心虚打探对方掌握多少时用；正经场合别拿罪行开玩笑。
What do they know about it? ／ How much have they found out?
口语
How much do 连读，committed 收得轻。
How much do they know about the missing money? 那笔失踪的钱他们知道多少？
“If you don't get a boner when you think about her, then you don't know what love is.”
要是你想她时没反应，那你就根本不懂什么叫爱。
用生理反应给爱情下定义，荒唐得让人没法反驳。
If you don't ..., then you don't know what ... is.
熟人之间用荒谬标准开玩笑时用，粗俗，正式场合别说。
If you don't feel it, you don't get it. ／ Then you clearly don't know what love is.
口语
If you don't 连读，then you don't 加重。
If you don't cry at that movie, then you don't know what love is. 要是你看那部电影不哭，那你就不懂什么叫爱。
“I can't let them find these on me.”
我不能让他们在我身上搜到这些。
短句里全是恐惧：藏不住就完了，语速一快更慌。
I can't let them find ... on me.
紧张地说「别让他们在我身上发现」时用，适合心虚场合。
They can't find this on me. ／ I can't get caught with these.
口语
can't let them 连读，on me 收尾。
I can't let them find the gift on me before the party. 派对前我不能让他们在我身上发现礼物。
“I need TP for my bunghole!”
我需要厕纸给我的屁眼！
荒诞口号配重复句式，一句就成全网梗。
I need (something) for my ...
玩梗、模仿康霍里奥时用；粗俗，别在正式场合说。
I need paper for my ... ／ Give me TP for my ...
口语
need TP 连读，bunghole 重读拉长。
I need snacks for my road trip! 我需要零食陪我上路！
“This is gonna be on my head for the rest of my life, dumbass.”
这玩意儿要在我头上待一辈子了，蠢货。
把纹身的字面和「背锅」双关压进一句，收尾又毒又准。
This is gonna be on my ... for the rest of my life.
吐槽一时冲动要背一辈子时用；dumbass 很冲，别对陌生人说。
I'm stuck with this for life. ／ That's on me forever now.
口语
gonna be on 连读，rest of my life 放慢。
This tattoo is gonna be on my arm for the rest of my life. 这个纹身要留在我胳膊上一辈子了。
- [echoing] I am Cornholio! Do not make my bunghole angry. I demand TP! - Hmm? - Give me all your TP! All your TP now!
-（回声）我是康霍里奥！ 别惹我的屁眼发火。 我要卫生纸！ - 嗯？ - 把你们的卫生纸全交出来！ 现在就把卫生纸都给我！
下一章 · 15contagious有感染力这场戏：监狱里为厕纸闹翻天意思是「保释、把某人从困境里救出来」。台词 no one to bail you out 就是「没人来保释你们」，也可以引申为帮人解围、救场。
说 listen up，用来让人集中注意力。台词 Okay, listen up, kid 就是「好，小子，听好了」，命令口气很强。
法律词，意思是「传讯、提审」，指被告第一次被带上法庭正式面对指控。台词里的 until your arraignment in a month 就是「直到一个月后提审」。
口语说 That sucks，台词里听到一个月的刑期就喊 That sucks，就是「太烂了、太糟了」，语气随意，多用于朋友间抱怨。
是带点粗的口语，意思是「太棒了、爽爆了」，不算骂人。台词 This kicks ass 就是「这太带劲了」，表达兴奋、过瘾。
