这场戏：监狱里为厕纸闹翻天
第 15 章 · 共 22 章 · 2'23"
瘪四化身康霍里奥，在牢房里高喊要厕纸，囚犯们跟着齐喊，场面彻底失控。指挥官本来要 unleash hell（大开杀戒），最后却被打动，说希望是 contagious（有感染力的），决定给所有囚犯发厕纸。想学几句又蠢又燃的英语，这些台词太魔性。
「大开杀戒」英语说 unleash hell
beyond explanation 无法解释、说不通come with 附带、带来（讯息）take down 制服、拿下（某人）turned into 变成了、演变成
❝ 独白 · 6 句 「有感染力」英语说 contagious
a funny thing about 关于…有个耐人寻味之处contagious 会传染的、有感染力的as far as I'm concerned 就我而言、在我看来with God's help 在上帝的帮助下、承蒙天助
康霍里奥（也就是瘪四）在牢房里要厕纸，事情 started out as a simple request（一开始只是个小要求），如今却 out of control（彻底失控）。国安局一头雾水，说这不 beyond explanation（没法解释），还把他比作《天使在人间》里带讯息来的角色。囚犯们把他当英雄，指挥官甚至下令 unleash hell（大开杀戒），最后又叫停，说 hope is contagious（希望是有感染力的）。他决定给所有囚犯发厕纸，把两个男孩送上大巴送回原处，销毁档案。想学怎么用最正经的语气说最荒诞的话，这些台词很搞笑。
A1–C2 是欧标等级。点一个等级后，比它高的卡片会变淡，播放到那里不会自动暂停。
“- No man is free while one bunghole is in chains!”
只要还有一个屁眼被锁链捆着，就没有人是自由的！
套用名言句式，把严肃口号按进厕所梗里，正经得可笑。
No man is free while ...
模仿宏大口号开玩笑时用，正式场合别当真说。
No one is free while ... ／ None of us is free while ...
口语
No man 连读，chains 重读收尾。
No man is free while one inbox stays unread. 只要还有一个未读邮件，就没有人是自由的。
“- You have nothing to lose but your bunghole!”
除了你的屁眼，你没什么可失去的！
把革命口号改成厕所版，越一本正经越好笑。
You have nothing to lose but ...
朋友间起哄、半真半假鼓动别人时能用。
You've got nothing to lose but ... ／ What have you got to lose but ...
口语
nothing to lose 快速连读，but 稍顿。
You have nothing to lose but a job you hate. 除了那份你讨厌的工作，你没什么可失去的。
“It started out as a simple request for toilet paper, but now it's out of control.”
事情本来只是要几张厕纸，现在却彻底失控了。
一句冷叙述把荒唐的升级说完，反差全压在语气里。
It started out as ..., but now it's ...
复盘小事闹大、局面失控时用，语气偏自嘲。
It began as ..., but now it's ... ／ It started as ..., and now it's ...
中性
started out as 连读，out of control 加重。
It started out as a ten-minute meeting, but now it's a full afternoon. 本来只是十分钟的会，现在成了整个下午。
“We're dealing with something here that's beyond explanation.”
我们面对的东西，已经没法解释了。
用 beyond explanation 一句封口，把迷信和无奈一起说尽。
be beyond explanation
形容离奇到无法解释的事时用，带一点悬疑口吻。
beyond comprehension ／ beyond all reason
正式
dealing with 吞音，explanation 重音在第三音节。
The way they work together is beyond explanation. 他们配合的方式简直没法解释。
“He did the most dangerous thing you can do in this place.”
他做了在这地方最危险的一件事。
把「给人希望」说成最危险的举动，一句话立住全片主题。
the most dangerous thing you can do
形容某地或某处境下最犯忌的举动时套用。
the riskiest thing you can do here ／ the worst thing you can do in there
中性
most dangerous 重读，thing you can do 连读。
Asking about salaries is the most dangerous thing you can do here. 在这儿打听工资是最危险的事。
“And as far as I'm concerned, they were never here.”
就我而言，他们从没来过这里。
一句官腔式收尾，把放人写成抹掉记录，冷得有味。
as far as I'm concerned
表明个人立场、替人下结论时用，正式又带点压人。
as far as I am concerned ／ as far as I can tell
正式
as far as 连读，concerned 重音在后。
As far as I'm concerned, the deal is off. 就我而言，这笔交易作废了。
- The only thing we can do. Give those prisoners all the toilet paper we got. And then we're going to put those two boys on a bus back to where they came from. Destroy their records. And as far as I'm concerned, they were never here. And with God's help, we will learn from Cornholio's message today, and we will become better men.
——做我们唯一能做的事。 把我们所有的厕纸都给那些囚犯。 然后我们把那两个小子送上大巴，送回他们来的地方。 销毁他们的档案。 至于我嘛，他们从没来过这里。 在上帝的帮助下，我们会从科尔霍利奥今天的讯息中学到东西，成为更好的人。
下一章 · 16a stroke of good luck一次好运这场戏：特赦扑空还放错人字面是「放出地狱」，意思是「大开杀戒、放开了打」，语气很猛。台词 When I open this door, unleash hell 就是「我一打开这门，就火力全开」。
本义是「会传染的」，也常用来形容情绪、笑容等「有感染力」。台词 It's contagious 说的是「希望会传染」，指一个人的希望会带动别人。
说 get it，比如 I don't get it 就是「我不明白」。口语里很常用，比 I don't understand 更随意。
说 in chains，字面是「戴着锁链」，引申为被奴役、失去自由。台词 No man is free while one bunghole is in chains 就是在恶搞这句名言。
说 as far as I'm concerned，表示这件事在我看来就是这样。台词 as far as I'm concerned, they were never here 就是「至于我嘛，他们从没来过这里」。
