the daylights out of狠狠揍一頓

把三樣風馬牛不相及的東西並排一列，諷刺味全出來了。

everybody's got an ... these days

調侃某個概念被全民追捧時用；正式論述裡別這麼隨口。

Everybody has a label for themselves these days. ／ Everyone is chasing some new cure these days.

口語

三個 -ism 連讀排開，these days 壓低收尾。

You know, keto, fasting, cold plunges, everybody's got a diet these days. 你知道，生酮、斷食、冷水浴，如今人人都有套養生法。

用最粗的恐嚇對照林肯的仁愛，落差極狠。

Think the way I do or I'll ...

諷刺強加於人的霸道時用；這種誇張說法正式辯論裡別用。

Agree with me or I'll make you pay. ／ See it my way or you are the enemy.

口語

Think the way I do 加快，bomb the daylights out 重讀。

Some people act like: agree with me or I'll never speak to you again. 有些人就是這個邏輯：要麼同意我，要麼老死不相往來。

一句名言穩穩落下，把整段演講托住。

With malice toward none, with charity for all.

引用名句、表明立場時用；日常閒聊裡直接搬會顯得太正式。

With no ill will to anyone, and kindness to all. ／ No hate for anyone, goodwill for everyone.

literary

malice 與 charity 相對重讀，中間稍作停頓。

He ended his speech with malice toward none and charity for all. 他用「對誰都不懷惡意、對所有人都心懷仁愛」結束了演講。

把盲目跟風某種主義諷刺成買東西，一句話戳破時代的懶人解藥。

When things go bad, you go out and get yourself + 名詞, and you are in business.

適合吐槽人一遇挫折就找現成答案。對朋友、同事閒聊能用；別在別人真心相信某個信念時當面說，會像挑釁。

When work gets hard, people grab a new diet and call it a cure. ／ Whenever things go wrong, he buys a course and thinks he is fixed.

口語

get yourself an ism 處稍停頓，in business 收得乾脆。

When the job gets rough, he gets himself a new course and he is set. 工作一難，他就報個新課，然後就覺得穩了。

When people feel tired, they get themselves a trend and feel cured. 人一累，就追個新潮流，然後就覺得治好了。