這場戲：打聽猶太人怎麼舉報
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喬喬跑去問克倫岑多夫：What should I do if I see one?（我要是看見猶太人該怎麼辦？）。對方一本正經講起舉報流程，越說越離譜：It's a pretty drawn out process（這一套流程可拖得夠長），末了還補個叔叔被猶太人催眠的荒唐故事。想學怎麼用英語提問題和吐槽流程，這段黑色幽默很足。
❝ 獨白 · 4 句 「拖得很長」英語說 drawn out
What should I do if 要是……我該怎麼辦drawn out 拖得很長、冗長in case 萬一、以防萬一hypnotized 催眠
從體檢開始就帶著黑色幽默：醫生一邊給喬喬拉伸，一邊說 Pain is your friend（疼痛是你的朋友），還建議他再休學一個月，因為那張臉可能會嚇到同學。隨後喬喬找到克倫岑多夫，問 What should I do if I see one?（我要是看見一個猶太人該怎麼辦？）。對方一本正經地講起流程：先報告，再一路傳到蓋世太保、黨衛軍，最後把人殺掉，還嫌 It's a pretty drawn out process（這一套流程可拖得夠長）。喬喬擔心艾莎是人被催眠藏起來的，克倫岑多夫就講起叔叔的荒唐故事：他被猶太人 hypnotize（催眠）後酗酒、賭博、出軌，也要怪到猶太人頭上。想學怎麼用英語提問、吐槽和一本正經地胡說，這裡很典型。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“I'm being made to teach the HJ boys water warfare training.”
他們非讓我去教希特勒青年團的孩子水上作戰訓練。
被迫幹荒唐差事時，一句話把怨氣和荒誕感同時擺出來，還自帶畫面。
I'm being made to ...
被安排去做不情願的事時能用；對上級當面抱怨要謹慎。
They've got me teaching water warfare. ／ They're making me run swim drills.
口語
being made to 連讀，teach the HJ 輕快帶過。
I'm being made to sort the whole archive by myself. 他們非讓我一個人整理整個檔案。
“You know, in case they ever need to go to battle in a swimming pool.”
你知道嗎，萬一哪天他們得在游泳池裡打仗呢。
先裝認真再抖包袱，一句 in case 把訓練的荒唐諷刺到底。
in case they ever need to ...
半開玩笑地講理由時能用；正式彙報別加這種挖苦。
in case it ever comes up ／ just in case that day comes
口語
in case 連讀，swimming pool 兩個重音都壓住。
I'll pack a poncho in case it ever rains on the hike. 我帶件雨披，以防徒步時下雨。
“It's a pretty drawn out process.”
這一套流程可拖得夠長的。
把官僚體系的拖沓濃縮成一句冷評，輕描淡寫反而更狠。
It's a pretty drawn out ...
吐槽流程繁瑣時能用；對上彙報時說出口容易得罪人。
It's a long-winded process. ／ That's one drawn-out procedure.
中性
pretty 弱讀，drawn out 中間稍作停頓。
Getting reimbursed is a pretty drawn out process here. 在這兒報銷的流程拖得夠久的。
“And then he drowned in an unrelated accident, but it was the Jew's fault.”
後來他在一場毫不相干的意外裡淹死了，可這都得怪那個猶太人。
荒誕邏輯的極致：連意外都算在猶太人頭上，偏見被揭得明明白白。
and it was someone's fault
反諷無端甩鍋時能用；認真吵架時說會像替人開脫。
but somehow it was still his fault ／ and of course it was his fault
口語
unrelated 重讀，but it was 輕輕連過。
The printer jammed, but somehow it was still my fault. 印表機卡紙了，可不知怎麼還是怪到我頭上。
“Without their funny hats, it's damn near impossible.”
不戴他們那種可笑的帽子，根本幾乎認不出來。
把種族識別說成認帽子，一句吐槽拆穿了整套荒謬的標記法。
Without ..., it's nearly impossible.
吐槽沒有標誌就認不出時能用；涉及族群別拿來開玩笑。
Take away the costume and you can't tell. ／ Without the marker, good luck.
口語
Without 咬清，damn near 快讀成 damn-near。
Without his glasses, it's nearly impossible to recognize him. 他不戴眼鏡，幾乎認不出來。
If you see a Jew, you tell us, we tell the Gestapo, and they tell the SS, and then they go and they kill the Jew. And anyone who helped the Jew. And because these are very paranoid times, probably some other people just in case.
你要是看見猶太人，就報告我們，我們通知蓋世太保，他們再通知黨衛軍， 然後他們過去把那個猶太人殺了。 還有任何幫過那個猶太人的人。 而且眼下這年頭人人都疑神疑鬼，為防萬一，可能還得捎上些別的人。
下一章 · 08neutral ground中立地帶這場戲：換秘密換條件還劃中立桌意思是「拖得很長、冗長」，常用來形容手續、會議、劇情又慢又磨人。臺詞裡說 It's a pretty drawn out process，就是吐槽這套舉報流程太折騰。
Pain is your friend，字面就是「疼痛是你的朋友」。這裡醫生用它半開玩笑地說：疼說明在恢復，忍著點反而好，屬於典型的黑色幽默。
意思是「差不多、基本上」，比 almost 更口語。It's pretty much healed 就是「差不多好了」，常放在動詞或形容詞前面。
意思是「催眠」，即用暗示讓對方失去自主判斷。片裡說猶太人 hypnotize 叔叔，其實全是荒唐的偏見，這個詞在這裡被拿來當萬能的背鍋理由。
用 If it isn't ... himself，帶著調侃的語氣打招呼。If it isn't Herr Hand Grenade himself 就是「這不是手榴彈先生本人嘛」，專門拿對方的糗事開涮。
