這場戲：看錄影發現被人亂摸
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兩個人窩在客廳回看聚會錄影，畫面定格後發現有人把手伸到了不該伸的地方。被追問時只丟下一句 Well, we were just having fun.（拜託，我們剛才只是在玩嘛。）想學英語裡狡辯、翻臉時怎麼說，這段夠直接。
That is my hand（那是我的手）
Freeze it right there 就在那兒定格That is my hand 那是我的手What's the difference 有什麼區別
鮑勃和約翰回看聚會錄影，看著看著開始倒帶、定格，想看清畫面裡到底發生了什麼。一句 That is my hand.（那是我的手。）把真相擺上檯面：原來有人趁亂亂摸。追問之下，對方只輕飄飄地回 Well, we were just having fun.（拜託，我們剛才只是在玩嘛。），還說這不過是 a group grope（一群人亂摸）。鮑勃越聽越火，認定對方是 perv（變態），撂下一句下次見就走。想學英語裡質問、狡辯、翻臉的表達，這段句句都有用。
A1–C2 是歐標等級。點一個等級後，比它高的卡片會變淡，播放到那裡不會自動暫停。
“Well, we were just having fun.”
拜託，我們剛才只是在玩嘛。
把越界說成「玩」，輕鬆一句就抹掉對方的感受，是最常用的擋箭牌。
We were just having fun.
有人拿「只是玩玩」淡化傷害時，可引用這句點破；真實道歉場合別用。
It was only a joke. ／ We were just messing around.
口語
just having fun 重讀，句尾放輕。
We were just having fun, so no one got hurt. 我們只是在玩而已，又沒人受傷。
Relax, we were just having fun. 放鬆點，我們只是在玩。
“Bob, I said I'm sorry. It's a group grope.”
鮑勃，我說了對不起。這就是集體亂摸嘛。
生造詞把侵犯說成派對遊戲，道歉越輕越顯得沒把對方當回事。
It's a group grope.
有人用「大家都在鬧」淡化過錯時，可引用這句點出荒謬；正式場合別用。
It's all just part of the fun. ／ Everybody was doing it.
口語
I said I'm sorry 平穩，group grope 重讀。
It's a group prank, nobody means anything by it. 這就是個集體惡作劇，誰都沒惡意。
I know it looked bad, but it's a group thing. 我知道看著不好，但這就是大家一起鬧。
“So you can just touch my ass?”
所以你就可以隨便摸我屁股？
用反問把越界擺上檯面，逼對方解釋憑什麼，不退半步。
So you can just ...?
對方越界還覺得理所當然時，用這句反問頂回去；職場正式場合別用。
So that gives you the right? ／ You think that's okay?
口語
just 重讀，my ass 加重收尾。
So you can just take my laptop without asking? 所以你不問一聲就能拿我電腦？
So you can just cut in front of everyone? 所以你就能隨便插到所有人前面？
“You're a fucking pervert. Is that clear enough for you?”
你他媽就是個變態。這下夠清楚了嗎？
先定性再補一句反問，把憤怒釘死，不留半點辯解餘地。
Is that clear enough for you?
撕破臉下最後通牒時用，語氣極重；日常意見不合不要用。
Is that plain enough? ／ Do you understand me now?
口語
pervert 重讀，clear enough 放慢質問。
The deal is off. Is that clear enough for you? 合作到此為止。這下夠清楚了嗎？
The answer is no. Is that clear enough for you? 答案是拒絕。這下夠清楚了嗎？
“I'll see you next time, Carpy.”
下次見，卡皮。
撕破臉後還輕飄飄告別，說明這段關係還會繼續，也還會再犯。
I'll see you next time.
用輕描淡寫的告別暗示關係仍會繼續時用；正式道別場合別用。
See you around, then. ／ Until next time.
口語
next time 重讀，Carpy 輕收。
Fine. I'll see you next time, I guess. 行吧。那下次見，大概。
Okay then. I'll see you next time. 那就這樣。下次見。
下一章 · 07pull a stunt like this來這麼一手這場戲：錄影機演示當場翻車意思是「只是在玩、沒當回事」，常被拿來做輕描淡寫的辯解。別人指責你時甩出這句，等於說「別當真，只是鬧著玩」。
意思是「這樣說夠清楚了嗎」，多用在發火的結尾，把話撂明白、逼對方表態。語氣很衝，適合吵到不想再解釋的時候。
這是把「集體治療」諧音改成的生造詞，指一群人亂摸。臺詞裡有人拿它給越界行為找藉口，聽著像玩笑，其實是在打馬虎眼。
意思一樣，都是罵人「變態、色鬼」，perv 更口語、更短。這類詞很衝，正式場合別用，吵架裡才常見。
可以說 see you next time，也能說 I'll see you next time。臺詞裡撂下這句就轉身走人，語氣可以是客氣，也可以是冷著臉劃清界限。
