这场戏：真迹馆伪装成赝品店
第 18 章 · 共 22 章 · 4'05"
伦堡的「赝品博物馆」里，詹姆斯太太给参观者看几幅复制品，说真迹 per his wishes（遵照她丈夫的遗愿）从不示人、not for sale（非卖品）。有人吐槽这些画没有灵魂，她顺势演到底；其实挂在墙上的才是真迹，别处的「原作」反而是复制品。想学「遵照遗愿」和「非卖品」，这段反讽极妙。
塞尚会 roll over in his grave（气得死人都要翻身）
roll over in his grave 气得死人都要翻身never been more flattered 嘴上说荣幸，其实是反话
❝ 独白 · 5 句 詹姆斯太太讲丈夫的复制术
把偷换真迹说成一门手艺，语气平静，反转却越来越惊人。
真迹馆 masquerading as（伪装成）廉价景点
masquerading as 伪装成、冒充The world's greatest 全世界最了不起的The Museum Of Art Fraud 赝品艺术博物馆
尼尔被当成中介派来的道格拉斯，詹姆斯太太却直接把他拉进戏里，让他今天当她的侄子爱德华。她带参观者看五幅「复制品」，说真迹 per his wishes（遵照丈夫的遗愿）从不拍照、也不许复制，所以只卖复制品；其实真迹 not for sale（非卖品）。有行家当场拆台，说笔触不匀、画里 lacks the artist soul（缺了艺术家的灵魂），还骂 Cezanne would roll over in his grave（塞尚在坟里都得翻身）。詹姆斯太太不慌，最后揭底：那些「复制品」才是真迹，别处的「原作」只是复制品，整座馆就是骗过全世界的赝品博物馆。想说「遵照遗愿」「非卖品」「气得死人都要翻身」，这一章全给你演了。
A1–C2 是欧标等级。点一个等级后，比它高的卡片会变淡，播放到那里不会自动暂停。
“- You tell everyone they're fakes.”
你就告诉所有人它们是赝品。
把最妙的保护策略压成一句反转，越轻巧越见高明。
You tell everyone they're X.
想把真相藏起来时半开玩笑地说；正式场合别拿它当真建议。
You just tell them it is a copy. ／ You let everyone believe it is worthless.
中性
tell everyone 连读，they're fakes 收得干脆，句尾降调。
You tell everyone it's old junk, and nobody touches it. 你就跟大家说那是堆旧破烂，谁都不会动。
“The world's greatest art museum.”
世界上最伟大的艺术博物馆。
用最顶级的名号去指一间廉价小馆，反差本身就是全段的笑点。
The world's greatest X.
形容某事物名不副实或深藏不露时用；正式陈述要谨慎，别夸张过头。
The finest collection on earth. ／ The greatest museum nobody has heard of.
中性
world's greatest 连读紧凑，art museum 两个重音说稳。
That tiny noodle shop is the world's greatest restaurant. 那家小面馆就是世界上最棒的餐厅。
“Cezanne would roll over in his grave, to see such a mockery of his work.”
塞尚要是看到他的作品被这样糟蹋，在坟里都得翻身。
把对赝品的愤怒说成死人翻身，夸张得刚好，还带点行业腔。
X would roll over in his grave to see ...
看到有人糟蹋某人珍视的东西时用；正式场合偏重，慎用。
The old master would turn in his grave. ／ He would roll over in his grave if he saw this.
口语
roll over 连读，in his grave 轻带，to see 稍停再起。
The director would roll over in his grave to see this remake. 那位导演要是看到这版翻拍，在坟里都得翻身。
“The one in New York is a clone.”
纽约的那一幅是复制品。
平平一句却推翻常识：你以为的真迹，可能只是复制品。
The one in X is a clone.
揭穿某件公认真品其实是仿品时能用；正式鉴定场合别这么说，要有证据。
That famous one is a copy. ／ The version in New York is the reproduction.
中性
New York 连读，clone 收得很干。
The one in the lobby is a fake. 大厅里那件是假的。
- Oscar was an art collector, dealer. Technical genius, and a practical joker, and wealthy enough to indulge in his most outrageous whims. He developed a process where by, he could duplicate a painting almost on a molecular level. He would borrow a great master from a museum, and duplicate it, and often send back the copy. And he was never found out.
——奥斯卡是艺术收藏家，也是画商。 他是个技术天才，爱搞恶作剧，又有钱到足以纵容自己那些最离谱的怪念头。 他发明了一种方法，能把一幅画复制到几乎分子级别。 他会从博物馆借来一幅大师名作，复制一份，然后常常把复制品还回去。 而他从未被人发现。
下一章 · 19fall on your shoulders全落到你肩上这场戏：在律师镇被围住就是「遵照他的意愿、遗愿」。戏里说真迹 per his wishes 从不拍照，就是按已故丈夫的遗愿行事。
就是 not for sale。戏里说这些画 not for sale，可实际上整间博物馆卖的「复制品」才是真迹，反着藏的。
字面是「在坟里翻身」，指某人若地下有知会被气得不轻。戏里说塞尚要是看到作品被糟蹋，roll over in his grave，就是「气得死人都要翻身」。
指「一场装出来的戏、做给人看的假象」。戏里詹姆斯太太把真迹说成赝品，整套说辞就是 a charade。
表示「到现在还没做过」，后面接动词原形。戏里说八年了我 have yet to sell a painting，就是「八年了一幅都没卖出去」。
