spare me the details細節就免了吧

用最離譜的下場綁架對方，耍賴耍得又狠又好笑。

If you ..., that's gonna be on your conscience.

半開玩笑地讓對方別撒手不管時用；對認真的人別這麼賴。

If you leave me, it's on your conscience. ／ Blame yourself if I end up on the street.

口語

throw me out 連讀，conscience 重讀，尾音下壓。

If you cancel now, that is going to be on your conscience. 你要是現在取消，你的良心可得過不去。

把吵架說成微生物對諾獎得主，自戀和厭煩同時到位。

too tired to prolong this ... between ... and ...

想自嘲又抬高自己地結束爭吵時用；職場裡別這麼損人。

I'm too tired to keep this up. ／ I have no energy left for this argument.

literary

too tired to 連讀，brutal exchange 稍慢，thinker 收住。

I'm too tired to prolong this argument tonight. 今晚我太累了，不想把這場爭吵拖下去。

嘴上說放鬆，下一秒就威脅擰腦袋，反差極其好笑。

You touch that ..., I'll ...

用誇張威脅開玩笑地制止別人時用；對不認識的人會嚇到人。

Touch that and see what happens. ／ You do that, and we'll have a problem.

口語

You touch that 快讀，bare hands 兩個詞都重讀。

You touch that remote, I'll hide it for a week. 你敢碰那個遙控器，我就把它藏一星期。

把浪漫一路誇到縣級釣魚冠軍，天真得讓人發笑。

He was so ... and ..., and he ...

半認真半搞怪地夸人、抖出奇怪優點時用；正式場合別這麼跑題。

He was sweet, and he could fix anything. ／ He was kind, and he won the local contest.

口語

sweet and sensitive 連讀，biggest catfish 重讀，County 收尾。

He was so kind and patient, and he made the best dumplings in town. 他又善良又有耐心，還做得出全城最好的餃子。

用最高階一句判死刑，反應又快又絕。

That is the most ... I've ever ...

對剛聽到的事給出毫不留情的評價時用；對當事人別當面這麼說。

That is the worst thing I've ever heard. ／ I have never heard anything so gross.

口語

the most 重讀，disgusting 放慢，ever heard 連讀。

That is the most boring film I've ever sat through. 這是我看過最無聊的一部電影。