“Let's stop talking. We're about to bond. It'll make me vomit.”
別聊了。我們馬上要和好了,我會吐的。
把「關係變好」說成一件會讓人作嘔的事,用身體的反應給感情踩剎車,嫌棄裡帶著好笑的默契。
Let's stop talking. We're about to ... It'll make me vomit.
察覺到關係正要變親密、想用玩笑把它推開時用。
Stop before we start liking each other. / We are dangerously close to becoming friends.
口語
about to bond 連讀,make me vomit 逐詞加重收尾。
Let's quit talking before we start bonding. I might gag. 別聊了,再聊下去要交心了,我反胃。
Stop, or we'll actually become friends. Horrifying. 打住,不然我們真要成朋友了,太可怕。
