“'But tell me the truth, did you do it?'”
It is the question the defence is not meant to ask, put in the plainest words.
Informal
Chapter 6 of 22 · 4'11"
Over sandwiches, a barrister laughs about a pupil who asked a client pleading not guilty whether he "did it." The warning that follows is not about manners. "You're walking an ethical tightrope, Sophie" draws the line: take the instructions, run the case, and never decide the truth yourself. Under the joke sits the whole defence creed.
Don't Ask If He Did It
❝ Monologue · 11 lines Due process, stated plain
She lines up who the law protects, then calls due process the whole job.
❝ Monologue · 11 lines The Job Is Not to Know
In a Pret queue, a criminal barrister tells a colleague about a pupil named Sophie. During a client conference the pupil asked a man pleading not guilty if he had done it. The barrister pulled her aside, spelled out the ethical limit, and then, still over lunch, laid out the larger rule: defence does not know, each side tells a story, and the jury chooses.
The lunch story is a joke with a rule inside it. A pupil hears a not guilty plea and asks whether the client did it. The answer is absolute: "You don't play God! You don't decide or judge." Corporate lawyers in silk shirts are dismissed as "a different breed," people who live in contracts. This speaker's world is two stories and a jury that must choose. Polite cross-examination follows the same logic. Sympathy comes first, then the analysis, because those accounts are "usually so uncorroborated, and the law is the law." The dinner-party question, how you act for someone you know did it, gets no grand reply. The job "is not to know, it's to not know." A good lawyer is "a voice piece," telling only "the best version" of a client's story. Decide, and "you are lost."
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“'But tell me the truth, did you do it?'”
It is the question the defence is not meant to ask, put in the plainest words.
Informal
“'You're walking an ethical tightrope, Sophie.”
The warning turns one bad question into a picture of falling out of the job.
Informal
“Mm-mm, no, the job is not to know, it's to not know.”
Moving not to the other side of to turns ignorance from a gap into the job.
literary
“We each tell a story and the jury decide which story is the one they believe.”
It hands belief to the jury and leaves each lawyer as the teller of one version.
Neutral
“A good lawyer just tells the best version of their client's story.”
It drops the glamour and leaves the lawyer as someone who tells one version well.
Neutral
“You've lost. Well, you are lost.”
The correction turns a lost case into a lost person, and that second blow is the point.
literary
Stand outside it, don't take sides. Test the law. Test it. Test it. And if the story has holes, then point them out. Because it's not just your case, it's the law that is at stake. And the law, it is there to protect everyone. It's to protect those who accuse, protect those who are accused, protect the police that don't cut corners, so the police that do are exposed. We can't just pre-judge someone. OK, OK, if a few guilty people get off, it's because the job was not done well enough by the prosecution and the police. Due process, it's everything.
But a lawyer's job is not that grand. Mm-mm, no, the job is not to know, it's to not know. The only way the system works is because we all play our roles. My role is defence. The prosecutor prosecutes. We each tell a story and the jury decide which story is the one they believe. They take the responsibility. A good lawyer just tells the best version of their client's story. Nothing more. Nothing else. Just a storyteller, a voice piece. Never judge, never ever judge. Never decide! The minute you do that, you are fucked! You've lost. Well, you are lost.
Up next · 07burn the midnight oilThe scene: After Hours in ChambersHe wants to plead not guilty. The warning is that if he then says he did it, "it limits what you can say in court." She is told to take his instructions and, "If he has a case, you run it." Asking would mean she starts to decide.
"The job is not to know, it's to not know." Defence and prosecution each tell a story, "the jury decide which story is the one they believe," and "They take the responsibility." A good lawyer is "just a storyteller, a voice piece."
"He never goes in for the kill." He "lulls them with sympathy and then analyses their answers," because "His view is there is no need to cause pain" when the accounts are "usually so uncorroborated."
The question quoted is "How do you act for someone who you know did it?" The reply is that the job is not grand: if some guilty people "get off," it is because the prosecution and the police did not do the job well enough. "Due process, it's everything."