You have to be their mommies but not remind them of their mommy.Barbie · 2023 — Chapter 22 of 26 · 4'04" · B2
The Barbies Plot Their Return, Explained: the old standby
With Ken in charge, the Barbies plot a comeback built on performance: act confused, get money wrong, be bad at sports, and let the Kens lecture. "You have to find a way to reject men’s advances without damaging their egos," is the strategy in one line. The segment is a sharp, funny how-to for surviving men who explain everything.
What happens
With the Kens running Barbie Land, the Barbies gather to plan a takeover. They rehearse playing dumb, mixing up money, and being terrible at sports so the Kens will lecture and compete with one another. The plan is to distract them with the old standby until every Barbie is ready to take back Barbie Land.
Listen for
deep downthe old standbycertificate of depositprude
Phrase of the scene
the old standby
a reliable method or item kept in reserve
Weird Barbie names the tired trick of distracting men with a makeover.
When conversation stalls, my old standby is asking about their pets.
Also in this scene
- deep down
内心深处;其实一直明白
- certificate of deposit
a bank deposit held for a fixed term at higher interest
- prude
a derogatory label for someone seen as sexually prudish
Everything marked in this scene
25 notes across 89 lines
Any power you have must be masked under a giggle.passive voice
Any power you have must be masked under a giggle.One minute I was president, and the next I was cutting a Ken steak for him.Welcome back, Madam President.Can you start the movie over and just talk through the whole thing?find a way to
You have to find a way to reject men’s advances without damaging their egos.Because if you say yes to them, you’re a tramp,Because if you say yes to them, you’re a tramp,but if you say no to them, you’re a prude.but if you say no to them, you’re a prude.Another one, be confused about money.CD stands for Certificate of Deposit.flap
CD stands for Certificate of Deposit.Or distract them with the old standby.And then there’s pretending to be terrible at every sport ever.We’ll do this until every single Barbie is deprogrammed and ready to take back Barbie Land.until-clause
We’ll do this until every single Barbie is deprogrammed and ready to take back Barbie Land.liaison
We’ll do this until every single Barbie is deprogrammed and ready to take back Barbie Land.to turn the Kens against each other.Now that they think they have power over you, you make them question whether they have enough powerAnd because he knows deep down that you don’t like him the same way.that-clause
And because he knows deep down that you don’t like him the same way.Oh, hey. You’ve caught me reading.elision
Oh, hey. You’ve caught me reading.The Barbies Plot Their Return, explained
What's really going on
The sequence is a comedy about survival, and it is built on how women manage men who explain the world to them. The Barbies decide to lose on purpose, and the logic is laid out in a line: "You have to find a way to reject men’s advances without damaging their egos." Every joke is a tactic, from pretending to be bad at sports to asking why the money is so confusing, and the point is to let the Kens feel superior long enough to turn on each other. What makes it sting is that the lessons are borrowed from life, not invented for the film. When one Barbie says, "It’s like I’m a woman already.", the gag and the truth land together.
Theme
Listen for
- stands for — flap
- take back — liaison
- caught me reading — elision
You have to find a way to reject men’s advances without damaging their egos.The strategy in one line: say no to men without giving them a reason to turn hostile.
It still doesn’t mean I want to hurt him.Barbie's hesitation, insisting that taking back her world does not have to mean hurting Ken.
It’s like I’m a woman already.The punchline of the training montage: the tactics for surviving men feel exactly like being a woman in the real world.
Is this what it’s like?A sincere question under the joke, asking whether this performance is how women actually have to live.
Questions about this scene
What is the Barbies' plan?
They will play dumb and let the Kens explain and compete, distracting them until every Barbie is deprogrammed and ready to take back Barbie Land.
How do the Barbies distract the Kens?
By playing dumb about things the Kens want to explain, like sports or money, so the Kens lecture and compete with each other instead of paying attention.
What does "CD stands for Certificate of Deposit" mean?
It is the joke of a man explaining a basic financial term to someone who already knows it. The Barbies use that kind of lecture as bait to keep the Kens talking.
Who is Allan in this scene?
Allan is the lone man who is on the Barbies' side and helps with the plan, standing outside the world the other Kens are building.
Why does the plan work?
Because it uses the Kens' need to feel important. The more they lecture and compete, the easier it is to set them against each other.
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Chapter 1burst their bubbleBarbie Rewrites the Doll Story
Chapter 2the voice of a generationBarbie's Perfect Day in Barbie Land
Chapter 3beach offKen Beaches Off and Gets Hurt
Chapter 4dying toBarbie Asks About Dying
Chapter 5fall into disrepairBarbie's Heels Touch the Ground
Chapter 6be that as it mayBarbie Opens a Portal to Reality
Chapter 7a figure of speechBarbie Leaves Barbie Land
Chapter 8hold it against meBarbie and Ken Hit the Real World
Chapter 9man upThe Mattel Men Celebrate Themselves
Chapter 10with all due respectMattel Panics Over Barbie in LA
Chapter 11the last resortSasha Confronts Barbie
Chapter 12seek my fortuneKen Tries to Bring Patriarchy Home
Chapter 13up the wazooMattel Execs Try to Box Barbie
Chapter 14Isn't that marvelousBarbie Meets Ruth at Mattel
Chapter 15come off itSasha and Her Mom Pick Up Barbie
Chapter 16dream upBarbie Flees to Barbie Land
Chapter 17fly off the shelvesBarbie Finds Ken's Casa House
Chapter 18snap out of itKen Takes Over Barbie Land
Chapter 19make a run for itBarbie Hits Her Lowest Point
Chapter 20existential crisisIt's Impossible to Be a Woman
Chapter 21tie herself into knotsGloria's Monologue About Women
Watching · Chapter 22the old standbyThe Barbies Plot Their Return
Chapter 23take advantage ofThe Kens Build a Patriarchy
Chapter 24took you for grantedBarbie Apologizes to Ken
Chapter 25hold on toBarbie Tells Ken to Find Himself
Chapter 26living in the shadowsBarbie Says Maybe She's Not Barbie