drink like a fish喝酒没个够

My name is Jordan Belfort. Not him. Me. That's right. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. as the head of my own brokerage firm, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. No, no, no. My Ferrari was white, like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. Not red. See that humongous estate down there? That's my house. (OVER TV) For millionaires whose ships... My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, a former model and Miller Lite girl. Yeah. She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari. So put your dick back in your pants. In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids, I own a mansion, private jet, six cars, three horses, two vacation homes, Anchors aweigh! I also gamble like a degenerate. I drink like a fish. I fuck hookers maybe five, six times a week. I have three different federal agencies looking to indict me. Oh, yeah, and I love drugs.

我叫乔丹·贝尔福特。 不是他。 是我。没错。 我出身中产，在皇后区贝赛德一间小公寓里长大，父母都是会计。 如今当上了自己券商公司的老板， 可这让我很火大，因为一周就差三万就到一百万了。 不不不。我的法拉利是白色的，跟《迈阿密风云》里唐·约翰逊那辆一样，不是红的。 看见下面那栋超大的豪宅了吗？ 那是我家。 （电视里）献给那些拥有游艇的百万富翁…… 我妻子娜奥米，布鲁克林湾脊区的公爵夫人，以前是模特，还拍过米勒淡啤广告。 对。 在法拉利里给我口交的就是她。 所以把你那玩意儿塞回裤子里去。 除了娜奥米和两个完美的孩子，我还有一栋豪宅、一架私人飞机、六辆车、三匹马， 两栋度假别墅， 起锚出发！ 我还赌得像个烂赌鬼。 喝酒跟喝水一样。 我一周大概操五六个妓女。 有三个不同的联邦机构想起诉我。 哦对了，我还爱毒品。