world's smallest violin假惺惺的同情

I don't tip because society says I have to. I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something, but tipping automatically is for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're doing their job. - Hey, this girl was nice. - She was OK. - She wasn't anything special. - What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick? We've been here a long fuckin' time. She's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times. Six times? What if she's too fuckin' busy? "Too fuckin' busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. Excuse me, Mr Pink, but the last fuckin' thing you need is another cup of coffee. Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. I used to work minimum wage and I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy. But they're counting on your tips to live. You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing for the waitresses. You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job. So's working at McDonald's but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? They serve food. But society says, "Don't tip these guys here, but tip these guys here." That's bullshit. Waitressing is the number-one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips. Fuck all that. Jesus Christ! I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It appears waitresses are one of the groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Show me a piece of paper that says they shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. What I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit, I got two words for that - learn to fuckin' type. If you expect me to help out with the rent, you're in for a fuckin' surprise.

我不给小费，就因为社会说必须给。 谁真配拿小费，我才给。 要是人家真卖力干了，我会给点；可不管三七二十一就给，那套我瞧不上。 在我看来，她们只是干好自己的活儿。 ——嘿，这姑娘人不错。——也就那样吧。 ——她也没什么特别的。——什么叫特别？ 把你拉进后屋，给你舔鸡巴？ 咱们在这儿坐了这么久，她才给我续了三回。 我点咖啡，就得给我续够六回。 六回？那她要是忙得要死呢？ 「忙得要死」这种话，不该出现在服务员的字典里。 不好意思，粉先生，你现在最他妈不需要的，就是再来一杯咖啡。 老天爷，这些女士又没饿死。她们挣的是最低工资。 我以前也拿最低工资，可惜没摊上社会觉得该给小费的工作。 可她们就指望这点小费过日子。 知道这是什么吗？这是全世界最小的一把提琴，在为服务员们拉哀曲。 你根本不知道自己在说什么。 这些人累死累活。 这活儿很辛苦。 在麦当劳打工也一样辛苦，可你就没觉得该给他们小费，对吧？ 为什么不给？他们也端饭上菜啊。 可社会又说「这些人不用给，那些人得给」。扯淡。 在这个国家，当服务员是没上过大学的女人干得最多的一行。 这差不多是任何女人都能干、还能靠它糊口的活儿。 原因就在于有这些小费。 去他妈的。 老天爷啊！ 政府要收她们小费的税，我很遗憾。这事太操蛋了。可那不是我造成的。 看来服务员就是政府隔三差五就要操一顿的群体之一。 你要能拿出一张纸，写着他们不该这么干，我就签字。 拿去投票，我投赞成。我不干的，是陪你们玩这套。 至于没上过大学那套屁话，我就俩字——去学打字。 你要是指望我帮忙分摊房租，那你可就有得吃惊了。