my way or the highway要么听我的，要么滚蛋

You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the school yard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys sitting in a bullpen in San Quentin wondering how the fuck they got there. "What did we do wrong? What shoulda we done? What didn't we do? "It's your fault, my fault, his fault." All that bullshit. Finally someone comes up with the idea, "Wait a minute, "while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fuckin' jokes." Got the message?

你们几个爱讲笑话、咯咯傻笑、瞎打闹，是吧？ 笑得跟校园里一帮小娘们似的。 那好，我来讲个笑话。 五个家伙坐在圣昆丁监狱的牢房里，琢磨自己他妈是怎么进来的。 “我们哪儿做错了？我们本该怎么做？我们还有什么没做？” “你的错、我的错、他的错。”全他妈是屁话。 最后有人冒出一句：“等等，咱们筹划这票的时候， 干的就是坐那儿讲他妈的笑话。” 听明白了吗？

What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. It drops them right to the floor. Everyone jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose - freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin' shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her face next. - Watch her shut the fuck up. - (Laughs) Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The managers know better than to fuck around. So, if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you got to break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies' underwear.

要是经理不肯把钻石给你们呢？ 跟这种店打交道，他们保险保得足足的。 他们本来就不该有任何反抗。 要是碰上个自以为是的顾客或店员， 就用枪托把他们的鼻子砸烂。 一下就把他砸趴在地上。所有人都吓一跳。 他倒在地上惨叫，鼻血直喷——把所有人都吓傻了。之后没人再敢他妈放一个屁。 可能会碰上哪个娘们冲你骂骂咧咧， 你就瞪她一眼，那架势像是下一个就砸她的脸。 ——看她立马闭嘴。——（笑）可要是经理，那就另说了。 经理们知道轻重，不会瞎折腾。 所以，要是你碰上一个跟你较劲的， 他八成觉得自己是个真牛仔，那你就得把那狗东西掰成两半。 你想知道什么他不肯说，就剁掉他一根手指。 小拇指。然后告诉他下一个就是大拇指。 到那会儿，连他穿不穿女人内裤他都会告诉你。