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字幕
我的等级
背景介绍
看之前，知道这些就够了小黄人刚被斯嘉丽收编，跟着进了她和发明家丈夫赫伯的豪宅。赫伯发装备：鲍勃弹力衣、凯文熔岩灯枪、斯图尔特催眠帽。斯嘉丽要伊丽莎白女王的王冠，睡前却把三只小猪讲成：任务失败就会被吹走。盯她怎么用童话下最后通牒。
发音关注
- wanna 连成一音，别拆开
- huffed and puffed 对仗重读
- upon 在套话里要弱读
学习收获
- 会用 get down to business 切入正题
- 听懂 huffed and puffed 童话套话
- 学会 dreams come true 许诺句
重点关注
- 斯嘉丽用童话把威胁讲成故事
- 赫伯用嬉皮士词发装备
- 鲍勃把 story 说成 porry
斯
斯嘉丽·奥弗基尔 Scarlet Overkill反派女老板
赫
赫伯 Herb发明家丈夫
凯
凯文 Kevin小黄人领队
斯
斯图尔特 Stuart小黄人队员
鲍
鲍勃 Bob最小的小黄人
章节
14 段 · AI 拆解01找不到老板活着的理由，是跟对人B24'11"02凯文有计划出门一趟，是为了救全族B23'55"03纽约百货关了逛街正起劲，店要打烊了A23'53"04反派大会广告犯罪大会就在这周末B12'20"05纳尔逊顺风车顺风车一家，全员一起坏B16'35"06当我的打手招聘条件：谁敢来抢宝石B16'31"07三只小猪睡前故事讲砸，房子就被吹走B16'43"08新国王加冕拔出剑的小孩成了国王B17'02"09你偷走我的梦加冕刚完，梦被自己人抢走B14'45"10剩下的烂命分手之后，关进地牢过一辈子B24'00"11加冕变处刑典礼当场改成处刑B14'04"12黎明前回来人质天亮前不回，就杀A23'18"13变大也不行变大之后，只是更好打的靶子B16'21"14你是凯文爵士颁奖那天，终于跟对人了B25'04"
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金句教学点
字幕稿
00:02
Oh! Wow!
哦！哇！
00:08
Ah! (GRUNTS)
啊！（闷哼）
00:13
Here we go! There.
开始啦！好了。
00:16
By the way , I really like your bear.
对了，我真的很喜欢你的熊。
00:19
Herb! My baby!
赫伯！我的宝贝！
00:21
You know I am!
你知道我就是！
00:23
How'd it go? (CHUCKLES)
事情怎么样？（轻笑）
00:24
Were you evil?
你够坏吗？
00:26
So evil! Oh!
坏透了！哦！
00:28
A little bird dropped this off today.
今天有只小鸟把这个送来了。
00:34
It's me, I'm the "H."
是我，那个H就是我。
00:37
Also, there was no bird. Also me.
而且根本没有鸟。也是我。
00:40
Herb, seriously, I wanna dig up that William Shakespeare
赫伯，说真的，我想把莎士比亚从地里挖出来
00:44
so he can see what true writing is .
让他见识什么叫真正的文笔。
00:46
I love it!
我爱死了！
00:47
Ah, that works out because I love... (CHUCKLES)
啊，那正好，因为我爱……（轻笑）
00:50
Well, I love... too.
嗯，我也爱……
00:53
Ah, the love, ah!
啊，这份爱，啊！
00:55
Oh! Oh, ah. (LAUGHING)
哦！哦，啊。（大笑）
00:58
Oh, boys, could you come here, please?
哦，孩子们，过来一下好吗？
01:01
Meet my husband, Herb. Inventor, super genius, fox .
见见我丈夫赫伯。发明家，超级天才，型男。
01:08
Herb, these are the new recruits.
赫伯，这是新来的手下。
01:10
Kevin, Stuart, and that cute little one is Bob.
凯文、斯图尔特，还有那个可爱的小的是鲍勃。
01:14
Hey, Bello! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
嘿，贝罗！（说小黄人语）
01:15
Right on ! You guys are crazy little and way yellow,
太对了！你们又小又特别黄，
01:19
And I dig that !
而且我超爱这点！
01:25
Sweet, man!
太赞了，哥们！
01:26
Ah, ah.
啊，啊。
01:31
Whoa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
哇！（说小黄人语）
01:33
I know, right? Ah!
可不是嘛？啊！
01:35
Just a few things I stole to help fill the void .
就偷了点东西，好填填内心的空洞。
01:39
Whoa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...mega ukulele!
哇！（说小黄人语）……巨型尤克里里！
01:44
Checkin' out my can?
在看我的罐头？
01:46
We stole that because finally someone
我们偷它，是因为终于有人
01:48
expressed my love of soup in painting form.
把我对汤的爱画了出来。
01:50
Wow! Ooh!
哇！噢！
01:51
Okay, listen up ! It is time to get down to business .
好了，听好了！该谈正事了。
01:57
Do you know who this is?
知道这是谁吗？
01:58
Uh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
呃……（说小黄人语）
02:00
This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England.
这是伊丽莎白女王，英格兰的统治者。
02:04
Oh, I love England. The music, the fashion.
哦，我爱英格兰。音乐，时尚。
02:09
I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday.
我真在认真想，哪天把它推翻。
02:11
Ooh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
噢！（小黄人语）
02:14
Anyway, this pale drink of water oversees it all.
反正，这个苍白无趣的人管着这一切。
02:17
I'm her biggest fan, love her work!
我是她超级粉丝，爱她的作品！
02:20
And I really, really, really want her crown.
而且我真的、真的、真的想要她的王冠。
02:27
Steal me the crown and all your dreams come true .
把王冠偷来给我，你们的梦想就全实现。
02:31
Respect! Power!
尊重！权力！
02:33
Banana!
香蕉！
02:35
Banana!
香蕉！
02:40
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
呜呼呼呼！
02:45
Ha! (GRUNTS)
哈！（闷哼）
02:47
Henry! (STRAINING GRUNTS)
亨利！（用力闷哼）
02:52
...England. Uh...
……英格兰。呃……
02:56
...England...
……英格兰……
03:23
Oh, uh...
哦，呃……
03:24
Hmm. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
嗯。（说小黄人语）
03:25
Heh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
嘿。（说小黄人语）
03:33
Wow! KEVIN: Whoa.
哇！凯文：哇哦。
03:33
No! (CHUCKLING) Oh, no.
不！（轻笑）哦，不。
03:34
When it's completed, it'll be my ultimate weapon .
等它完工，就是我的终极武器。
03:34
Don't get too close , boys.
别靠太近，孩子们。
03:35
Ooh-la-la.
哦啦啦。
03:36
But right now , it's leaking radiation like you would not believe !
可眼下它在漏辐射，漏到你不敢相信！
03:42
So, you're here for gear.
所以，你们是来拿装备的。
03:47
Whoa!
哇！
03:49
Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy.
鲍勃，罗伯特，小鲍，我的孩子。
03:52
You get my far-out stretch suit.
你拿到我超炫的弹力衣。
03:57
Wow! (CHUCKLES)
哇！（轻笑）
03:59
Kevin, Kev-bo, Seventh Kevin,
凯文，小凯宝，第七凯文，
04:02
you are the proud owner of my lava lamp gun.
你光荣成为我熔岩灯枪的主人。
04:05
Ah? This baby shoots actual lava!
啊？这宝贝射出的是真熔岩！
04:09
Ooh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
噢！（小黄人语）
04:10
Pretty cool, right? (CACKLES)
很酷吧？（狂笑）
04:12
And finally, Stu. Stu-art, Stu-perman, Beef Stu.
最后，斯图。斯图-尔特，斯图超人，炖牛肉斯图。
04:17
I got you the coolest invention, probably ever.
我给你的大概是有史以来最酷的发明。
04:20
Oh.
哦。
04:21
Hypno-hat! Uh, oh.
催眠帽！呃，哦。
04:24
Uh...
呃……
04:30
You can use it to hypnotize anyone . Anyone!
你能用它催眠任何人。任何人！
04:34
Oh, you look so great!
哦，你们看起来太棒了！
04:36
I feel like a proud mama with three
我感觉自己像个骄傲的妈妈，有三个
04:38
dashing evil sons. (YELPING)
潇洒的邪恶儿子。（尖叫）
04:40
Uh, Scarlet, (STAMMERS) Scarlet... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
呃，斯嘉丽，（结巴）斯嘉丽……（说小黄人语）
04:44
No, no. Don't say anything. I won't understand.
不不不。什么都别说。我听不懂。
04:47
It's getting late. You've had a big day, you must be exhausted!
不早了。你们今天够忙的，一定累坏了！
04:51
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing...
嘣，嘣，嘣，嘣，嘣……
04:55
Wow! These cats are pumped !
哇！这帮家伙鸡血冲天！
04:57
Well, maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story ?
那要不我讲个睡前故事让他们安静下来？
05:01
Ha-ha! (RAPID GRUNTING)
哈哈！（连串闷哼）
05:06
How does that sound, Bob? Bob. Bob! Bob!
鲍勃，你觉得怎么样？鲍勃。鲍勃！鲍勃！
05:10
Oh! Bedtime porry?
哦！睡前故师？
05:12
That is a groovy idea! I'll go get some cookies and warm milk.
这主意太潮了！我去拿饼干和热牛奶。
05:15
This is gonna be so fun!
这会超好玩！
05:19
...bedtime porry.
……睡前故师。
05:20
Oh, yes, I've got a really, really good bedtime porry.
哦对，我有一个特别特别好的睡前故师。
05:25
Once upon a time , there were three little pigs.
很久很久以前，有三只小猪。
05:31
One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf...
命运的一天，小猪们遇上了一只大坏狼……
05:38
...who had a wonderful surprise for them!
……给它们准备了一份美妙惊喜！
05:41
The wolf offered the three piggies and all their friends
狼给三只小猪和它们所有朋友
05:44
a job working for her. (CHEERING)
提供了一份为她工作的差事。（欢呼）
05:46
Everyone would be so happy!
大家都会超开心！
05:49
All the three little piggies had to do
三只小猪只需要做的
05:51
was just steal one little crown
不过是去偷一顶小小的王冠
05:53
that the beautiful wolf had wanted
那是漂亮的狼从
05:55
ever since she was a penniless little street cub,
她还是没钱的街头小狼崽起就一直想要的，
05:59
unloved and abandoned.
没人爱，还被抛弃。
06:02
But that crown would mean she was a princess,
可那顶王冠会让她成为公主，
06:06
and everybody loves a princess!
人人都爱公主！
06:08
So the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown.
于是狼派小猪们去拿那顶王冠。
06:13
But the little pigs weren't up to the challenge .
可小猪们扛不住这个任务。
06:15
They failed their mission.
他们任务失败了。
06:18
So the wolf huffed and puffed , and she blew them off the face of the earth !
于是狼呼啊吹啊，把它们从地球上吹走了！
06:26
Yo, po, po!
哟，波，波！
06:30
The end.
完。
06:35
Good luck getting that crown tomorrow, little piggies.
祝你们明天偷王冠好运，小猪们。
06:40
I know you won't disappoint me.
我知道你们不会让我失望。
06:44
Um.
呃。
语言点
点击卡片，跳回它在片中的位置固定搭配A2↩ 00:16
by the way
by the way
顺便说一句
By the way , I really like your bear.
对了，我真的很喜欢你的熊。
发音↩ 00:16
By the way
the 弱成 /ðə/，way 轻轻落下。
By the way , I really like your bear.
对了，我真的很喜欢你的熊。
固定搭配A2↩ 00:28
drop something off
drop something off
把东西送来放下
A little bird dropped this off today.
今天有只小鸟把这个送来了。
固定搭配B1↩ 00:28
a little bird (told me)
a little bird (told me)
有人捎来消息
这里没有鸟，是赫伯自己送来的
A little bird dropped this off today.
今天有只小鸟把这个送来了。
发音↩ 00:40
I wanna dig
wanna 连成 /wɒnə/，别拆成 want to。
Herb, seriously, I wanna dig up that William Shakespeare
赫伯，说真的，我想把莎士比亚从地里挖出来
语法A2↩ 00:44
so he can see what true writing is
目的从句：so + 主语 + can：让他能看见什么叫真文笔。
so he can see what true writing is .
让他见识什么叫真正的文笔。
发音↩ 00:58
could you come
could you 连成 /kʊdʒə/。
Oh, boys, could you come here, please?
哦，孩子们，过来一下好吗？
俚语B1↩ 01:01
fox
很有型的人——夸外表或气质，当众介绍偏轻佻
Meet my husband, Herb. Inventor, super genius, fox .
见见我丈夫赫伯。发明家，超级天才，型男。
俚语B1↩ 01:15
Right on
太对了、说得妙——嬉皮士式附和，正式改 that's right
Right on ! You guys are crazy little and way yellow,
太对了！你们又小又特别黄，
俚语B1↩ 01:19
dig that
喜欢这个——口语夸人夸物，书面别用
And I dig that !
而且我超爱这点！
固定搭配B1↩ 01:35
fill the void
fill the void
填补空虚
Just a few things I stole to help fill the void .
就偷了点东西，好填填内心的空洞。
固定搭配A2↩ 01:51
listen up
listen up
听好了、注意听
Okay, listen up ! It is time to get down to business .
好了，听好了！该谈正事了。
固定搭配A2↩ 01:51
get down to business
get down to business
开始谈正事
Okay, listen up ! It is time to get down to business .
好了，听好了！该谈正事了。
发音↩ 01:51
get down to
get down 的 t 在美音里常弹成 flap。
Okay, listen up ! It is time to get down to business .
好了，听好了！该谈正事了。
固定搭配A2↩ 02:09
thinking about doing something
thinking about doing something
在考虑做某事
I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday.
我真在认真想，哪天把它推翻。
固定搭配A2↩ 02:27
one's dreams come true
one's dreams come true
梦想成真
Steal me the crown and all your dreams come true .
把王冠偷来给我，你们的梦想就全实现。
语法A2↩ 02:27
Steal me the crown
双宾语：steal me the crown = 把王冠偷给我，me 是间接宾语。
Steal me the crown and all your dreams come true .
把王冠偷来给我，你们的梦想就全实现。
固定搭配A2↩ 03:34
get too close (to something)
get too close (to something)
靠得太近
Don't get too close , boys.
别靠太近，孩子们。
发音↩ 03:34
get too close
get too 的 t 弹舌，too 要重。
Don't get too close , boys.
别靠太近，孩子们。
语法B1↩ 03:34
When it's completed, it'll be my ultimate weapon
时间状语从句：When 从句用现在完成/一般现在，主句用 will。
When it's completed, it'll be my ultimate weapon .
等它完工，就是我的终极武器。
固定搭配A2↩ 03:36
right now
right now
眼下、此刻
But right now , it's leaking radiation like you would not believe !
可眼下它在漏辐射，漏到你不敢相信！
固定搭配B1↩ 03:36
like you would not believe
like you would not believe
你简直不敢相信
But right now , it's leaking radiation like you would not believe !
可眼下它在漏辐射，漏到你不敢相信！
俚语B1↩ 03:52
far-out
超炫、出格的酷——嬉皮士夸发明，正式改 amazing
You get my far-out stretch suit.
你拿到我超炫的弹力衣。
语法A2↩ 04:30
use it to hypnotize anyone
use…to do：use 某物 to do：用它来催眠任何人。
You can use it to hypnotize anyone . Anyone!
你能用它催眠任何人。任何人！
俚语B1↩ 04:55
cats
这帮家伙——把人叫成 cats，圈内玩笑
Wow! These cats are pumped !
哇！这帮家伙鸡血冲天！
俚语A2↩ 04:55
pumped
兴奋打了鸡血——夸人状态拉满，正式改 excited
Wow! These cats are pumped !
哇！这帮家伙鸡血冲天！
固定搭配B1↩ 04:57
settle someone down
settle someone down
让某人安静下来
Well, maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story ?
那要不我讲个睡前故事让他们安静下来？
固定搭配A2↩ 04:57
a bedtime story
a bedtime story
睡前故事
Well, maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story ?
那要不我讲个睡前故事让他们安静下来？
俚语B1↩ 05:12
groovy
很潮、很酷——1960 年代赞美，现在带复古玩笑
That is a groovy idea! I'll go get some cookies and warm milk.
这主意太潮了！我去拿饼干和热牛奶。
固定搭配A2↩ 05:25
once upon a time
once upon a time
很久很久以前
Once upon a time , there were three little pigs.
很久很久以前，有三只小猪。
发音↩ 05:25
Once upon a
upon 弱读，Once 和 time 两端加重。
Once upon a time , there were three little pigs.
很久很久以前，有三只小猪。
语法B1↩ 05:49
All the three little piggies had to do
all…had to do：All X had to do 后接 was + 动词：只需要做一件事。
All the three little piggies had to do
三只小猪只需要做的
语法B1↩ 05:53
that the beautiful wolf had wanted
定语从句：that 指王冠，had wanted 是过去的过去。
that the beautiful wolf had wanted
那是漂亮的狼从
固定搭配A2↩ 05:55
ever since
ever since
自从……以来
ever since she was a penniless little street cub,
她还是没钱的街头小狼崽起就一直想要的，
固定搭配B1↩ 06:13
be up to the challenge
be up to the challenge
扛得住这个任务
But the little pigs weren't up to the challenge .
可小猪们扛不住这个任务。
固定搭配A2↩ 06:18
huff and puff
huff and puff
呼气吹气
So the wolf huffed and puffed , and she blew them off the face of the earth !
于是狼呼啊吹啊，把它们从地球上吹走了！
固定搭配B1↩ 06:18
off the face of the earth
off the face of the earth
从地球上抹掉
这里是灭口威胁，不是真刮风
So the wolf huffed and puffed , and she blew them off the face of the earth !
于是狼呼啊吹啊，把它们从地球上吹走了！
发音↩ 06:18
huffed and puffed
huffed、puffed 两个实词同重，像童谣。
So the wolf huffed and puffed , and she blew them off the face of the earth !
于是狼呼啊吹啊，把它们从地球上吹走了！
发音↩ 06:18
blew them off
them 常吞成 'em，连成 blew-'em-off。
So the wolf huffed and puffed , and she blew them off the face of the earth !
于是狼呼啊吹啊，把它们从地球上吹走了！
本章教学点
看完视频，正好复习我的等级
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反讽B1↩ 06:18
blew them off the face of the earth
把人从地球上吹走
剧中语境斯嘉丽把睡前故事讲成：任务失败，她就把小黄人灭掉。
Miss the launch again and the boss will blow that team off the map.再错过上线，老板会把那组人从地图上抹掉。
日常举例
警告外包If the patch fails tonight, they will wipe that vendor off the roster.今晚补丁要是失败，他们会把那家供应商从名单上抹掉。
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双关B1↩ 04:12
beef stu
拿名字玩谐音梗
剧中语境赫伯给斯图尔特发装备，一路拿 Stu 玩超人、炖牛肉谐音。
He called Dan 'Dan-delion' and nobody in the meeting laughed.他把丹叫成「丹德利昂」，会上没人笑。
日常举例
给外号Do not nickname a new intern with a food pun on day one.别第一天就拿食物谐音给新实习生起外号。
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习语A2↩ 01:51
get down to business
开始谈正事
剧中语境斯嘉丽收起参观，招呼小黄人听任务：偷王冠。
Coffee is over. Let's get down to business.咖啡喝完了。开始谈正事吧。
日常举例
开会开场Phones down. Time to get down to business.手机放下。该谈正事了。
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习语A2↩ 06:18
huff and puff
呼气吹气，费力鼓劲
剧中语境斯嘉丽借用三只小猪童谣，把狼吹房子改成吹走人。
Grandpa huffed and puffed up the last flight of stairs.爷爷呼哧呼哧爬完最后一段楼梯。
日常举例
搬家具We huffed and puffed the sofa through the doorway.我们呼哧带喘把沙发抬进门。
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俚语B1↩ 01:19
dig that
喜欢这个、觉得酷
剧中语境赫伯见小黄人又小又黄，用嬉皮士口吻说喜欢。
I dig the new playlist, especially the last track.我喜欢这张新歌单，尤其最后一首。
日常举例
夸穿搭I dig those sneakers. Where did you find them?我喜欢这双鞋。你在哪淘的？
高于我的等级
习语B2↩ 02:14
pale drink of water
苍白无趣的人
剧中语境斯嘉丽用这句损伊丽莎白女王：管着英格兰，却显得单薄。
The new host is a pale drink of water. The room went quiet.新主持人苍白无趣。全场安静下来。
日常举例
吐槽演讲Do not call a speaker a drink of water in the Q and A.问答环节别把演讲者说成一杯白水。
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短语动词A2↩ 00:28
drop off
送来放下
剧中语境赫伯假装小鸟把情书送来，随即承认是自己。
Can you drop this package off at the front desk?你能把这个包裹送到前台吗？
日常举例
还钥匙I will drop the keys off after lunch.午饭后我把钥匙送过去。
金句
这句话本身就很棒——棒在哪、怎么用“So the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth!”
于是狼呼啊吹啊，把它们从地球上吹走了！
棒在哪里
童谣节奏还在，结尾却改成灭口，甜里藏刀。
句型骨架
huff and puff, and + 后果。
使用场景
改写童话、把玩笑收成威胁时。
同类表达
The wolf huffed and puffed and blew the house down. ／ She wiped them off the map.
语域
informal
跟读提示
huffed / puffed 同重，blew them off 往下砸。
运用举例
警告敷衍If you miss the deadline, the client will huff and puff and blow the deal apart.你要是误了截止日期，客户会呼啊吹啊，把这笔单吹散。
“Steal me the crown and all your dreams come true.”
把王冠偷来给我，你们的梦想就全实现。
棒在哪里
前半是命令，后半是许诺，买卖一句说完。
句型骨架
Do me X and all your dreams come true.
使用场景
开条件、把报酬说成梦想兑现时。
同类表达
Get me that file and you are set. ／ Bring this home and we are done.
语域
informal
跟读提示
Steal me 连读，dreams come true 放慢咬清。
运用举例
谈分成Close this account and all your bonuses come true.拿下这个客户，你的奖金就全兑现。
“Once upon a time, there were three little pigs.”
很久很久以前，有三只小猪。
棒在哪里
标准童话开口，后面整段威胁都靠这句伪装。
句型骨架
Once upon a time, there were + 人物。
使用场景
开讲故事、故意装童话腔时。
同类表达
Long ago, there were three friends. ／ Once there was a wolf.
语域
literary
跟读提示
Once upon a time 一气呵成，pigs 落下收住。
运用举例
哄孩子睡Once upon a time, there were two sleepy cats.很久很久以前，有两只困倦的猫。
精彩独白
一个人撑起的一段戏，值得整段跟读❝ 改写的三只小猪
Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf... ...who had a wonderful surprise for them! The wolf offered the three piggies and all their friends a job working for her. (CHEERING) Everyone would be so happy! All the three little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown that the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since she was a penniless little street cub, unloved and abandoned. But that crown would mean she was a princess, and everybody loves a princess! So the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown. But the little pigs weren't up to the challenge. They failed their mission. So the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth! Yo, po, po! The end.
很久很久以前，有三只小猪。 命运的一天，小猪们遇上了一只大坏狼…… ……给它们准备了一份美妙惊喜！ 狼给三只小猪和它们所有朋友 提供了一份为她工作的差事。（欢呼） 大家都会超开心！ 三只小猪只需要做的 不过是去偷一顶小小的王冠 那是漂亮的狼从 她还是没钱的街头小狼崽起就一直想要的， 没人爱，还被抛弃。 可那顶王冠会让她成为公主， 人人都爱公主！ 于是狼派小猪们去拿那顶王冠。 可小猪们扛不住这个任务。 他们任务失败了。 于是狼呼啊吹啊，把它们从地球上吹走了！ 哟，波，波！ 完。
童话开口一路甜到灭口，睡前故事变成军令状。