do not be offended by what I am about to say
I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you.Minions · 2015 — Chapter 10 of 14 · 4'05" · B2
Locked in Scarlet's dungeon, the Minions get a breakup speech instead of a torture threat: "I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you." Herb poses as dungeon master "Blerb," but his captives just laugh, and the whole punishment routine collapses.
Scarlet Overkill locks the Minions in her dungeon and delivers a mock breakup speech, listing her betrayal and ending things. Then Herb appears as the dungeon master "Blerb" and tries to torture them, though the Minions only laugh. Later Herb is called upstairs to prepare for the coronation, and Scarlet has a dress fitted before spotting the Minions on a screen.
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take this the wrong waylearn one's lessoncut it outget over something
Phrase of the scene
do not be offended by what I am about to say
赫伯隔着窥视孔正式跟小黄人分手,先声明自己不是想让他们难受,然后直接说讨厌他们。
Don't take this the wrong way, but the draft needs more work.
to remember a mistake so as not to repeat it
to stop doing something annoying
从……中恢复、放下(伤心事)
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do not be offended by what I am about to say
I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you.elision
I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you.I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed.I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed.I think... Yes, I think we're gonna have to break up.gonna have to
I think... Yes, I think we're gonna have to break up.And it's not you. (SOBS)Because this is where you're going to spend the rest of your worthless little lives.where-clause as complement
Because this is where you're going to spend the rest of your worthless little lives.liaison
Because this is where you're going to spend the rest of your worthless little lives.Prepare for torture, which I do!to stop doing something annoying
Cut it out! This is really unprofessional!to remember a mistake so as not to repeat it
Well, I hope you learned your lesson for today.I am hours away from becoming the Queen of England!I know! It's a gas! (CHUCKLES)I know! It's a gas! (CHUCKLES)It's all I've ever wanted. I'm going to be so happy.I drew that when I was five years old! Get out of my sight!flap
I drew that when I was five years old! Get out of my sight!Fully armed and loaded.My pleasure.Seeing stars, seeing stars!The scene works as parody on two levels. First, Scarlet stages the dungeon as a relationship: "I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you," she explains, with the same soft delivery people use before "we need to talk." Betrayal, not the crown, is her stated grievance. Second, the torture itself is a bust. Herb invents a whole persona — "No, my name is 'Blerb.' I'm a dungeon master" — but the Minions find him funny rather than frightening, and he loses control of his own dungeon: "There's no laughing in the dungeon!" The comedy comes from villains who badly want to be taken seriously. Even the ending flips the tone, as Scarlet moves on to a dress fitting and the coronation while the Minions slip her mind entirely.
Because this is where you're going to spend the rest of your worthless little lives.Scarlet's sentence: the dungeon is permanent, not temporary. The line is cruel in content but delivered with cheerful relish, which is the joke.
I am hours away from becoming the Queen of England!Whoever says this is counting down to the coronation. It states the villain's goal plainly: the crown is within reach.
It's all I've ever wanted. I'm going to be so happy.The speaker frames the crown as a lifelong dream, in language that sounds more like a romantic wish than a criminal plan.
I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you.The softener at the front makes the insult land harder. It's a breakup line borrowed from romance and aimed at prisoners, which is the parody.
She feels personally betrayed by them, so she punishes them the way a hurt partner would. The romance language is the joke, since they are her captives, not her dates.
It's Herb in disguise. He pretends to be a dungeon master called Blerb, but later admits, "it was me, Herb, the whole time!"
The Minions laugh at everything he does, which ruins the performance. He wanted tears and screams, so their giggling leaves him angry and out of control.
It's dated slang for "it's a lot of fun" or "it's a blast." Someone says it about becoming Queen of England, which shows how giddy the plan makes them.
They don't stay imprisoned. By the end of the scene, they have gotten out, and the last shot is someone spotting Bob and Stuart on a screen.
Up next · Chapter 11I proclaim theeScarlet's Coronation Turns into a Chase
Chapter 1therein lies the rubMinions Can't Keep a Boss
Chapter 2Truth be toldKevin Volunteers to Find a New Master
Chapter 3marked downMinions Wreck a Department Store
Chapter 4a new bad man in townScarlet Overkill's Villain-Con Ad
Chapter 5stretch one's legsThe Nelsons Give the Minions a Ride
Chapter 6let's not kid ourselvesScarlet's Henchmen Tryout
Chapter 7get down to businessScarlet Assigns the Crown Heist
Chapter 8Bob's your uncleBob Pulls the Sword from the Stone
Chapter 9above and beyond the call of dutyScarlet Confronts the Minions
Watching · Chapter 10take this the wrong wayScarlet Breaks Up with the Minions
Chapter 11I proclaim theeScarlet's Coronation Turns into a Chase
Chapter 12how's that working out for youScarlet Gives Kevin Until Dawn
Chapter 13so help meScarlet Taunts Kevin, Then Flees
Chapter 14from here on outThe Queen Knights Kevin