这场戏：变态跟着回家一路挑衅
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有人甩出一句 wrong place, wrong time（来错了地方、撞错了时机），还拿对方老婆的事一路挑衅；被威胁的人不甘示弱，回敬一句 take a bullet（挨枪子）还这么拽。对方讲起关于胖老婆的段子，一个比一个离谱。想学怎么用英文回嘴、又不落下风，这场台词很密。
「免费的活，换个地方」：do it for free
vote for 投某人的票no contract on 悬赏买凶（黑话）for free 免费、白干
「就要挨枪子」：about to take a bullet
wrong place, wrong time 来错了地方、撞错了时机Nothing personal 不是针对你take a bullet 挨一枪
❝ 独白 · 4 句 乔被枪指着讲胖老婆段子
命悬一线还在抖包袱，荒诞的反差让这段独白格外抓人。
一边是黑幕：贝纳德那伙人下令把人做掉，还强调身上没合同也得免费办。另一边，科里被人盯上，侦探哈伦贝克赶来帮忙。威胁者甩下一句 wrong place, wrong time（来错了地方、撞错了时机），还不断拿对方老婆的事炫耀挑衅；被威胁的人回敬说，一个就要 take a bullet（挨枪子）的人还挺拽。接下来是一连串关于胖老婆的下流段子，对方还把她的高中照片形容成 aerial photograph（航拍照片）。科里嘴硬要扇对方耳光，最后还是自己吃了亏。
A1–C2 是欧标等级。点一个等级后，比它高的卡片会变淡，播放到那里不会自动暂停。
“I didn't vote for you, you son of a bitch.”
我没投你的票，你这狗娘养的。
把政治立场和骂人话绑在一起，一句就把轻蔑说透。
I didn't vote for you.
当面呛有权势的人时用，带脏字，正式场合绝不能这么说。
You were never my choice. ／ I never voted for the likes of you.
口语
didn't vote 连读，son of a bitch 逐词加重收尾。
I didn't vote for you, but here we are. 我可没选你，可事到如今也没办法。
“Then you'll do it for free, but just do it elsewhere.”
那你就免费干，但换个地方干。
把杀人的命令说得像派活，冷酷到令人发笑。
Then you'll do it for free, but ...
讥讽地想让人白干活时用，这里是黑色玩笑，日常别照搬。
Then do it unpaid, just not here. ／ Fine, do it, but not on my time.
口语
for free 重读，but 后稍停，elsewhere 收得干净。
Then you'll do it for free, but not in my office. 那你就白干吧，但别在我办公室干。
“If I were a cat, I'd purr.”
我要是一只猫，这会儿就该打呼噜了。
用一句猫的比喻代替直白调情，暧昧又俏皮。
If I were a ..., I'd ...
半开玩笑地向人示好、撒娇时用，轻松场合合适，正式场合太轻佻。
If I were a dog, my tail would be wagging. ／ You'd make a cat purr.
口语
If I were 连读，I'd purr 放轻，purr 拖长收尾。
If I were a dog, my tail would be wagging right now. 我要是一只狗，这会儿尾巴早摇起来了。
“That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.”
那是你自以为。昨晚我上了你老婆。
先否掉对方的自信，再甩出最狠的一句，节奏像一记闷棍。
That's what you think.
揭穿对方自以为是时用，后面接的话极重，熟人间也是死磕级别。
That's what you believe. ／ You only think so.
口语
That's what you think 平调，Last night 后重读 I fucked 收狠。
That's what you think, but the numbers say otherwise. 那是你自以为，可数字不是这么说的。
“Oh, you real cool, for a guy about to take a bullet.”
哦，一个马上就要挨枪子的人，还挺拽。
把对方装出来的镇定拆穿，一句就点破他马上要死。
You're real cool, for someone about to ...
讽刺死到临头还逞强的人时用，带威胁，日常绝不能这样对人说。
Nice swagger for a man in cuffs. ／ You're calm for someone in trouble.
口语
real cool 拖一下，about to 连读，take a bullet 逐个落下。
You're real calm for a guy about to lose his job. 一个马上要丢工作的人，你还真镇定。
“She's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.”
她胖到我得先把她滚上面粉，才找得到那个湿的地方。
最经典的 so fat 笑话结构，黄腔和夸张捆在一起，一秒记住。
She's so fat, I had to ...
熟人间的荤段子，拿人身材开玩笑，正式场合和当事人面前都别说。
She's so big, she has her own zip code. ／ So heavy the scale filed a complaint.
口语
so fat 重读，roll her in flour 连读，wet spot 放慢收。
He's so cheap, he reuses birthday candles. 他抠门到把生日蜡烛都留着反复用。
“...but her high-school picture was an aerial photograph.”
……可她的高中毕业照得用航拍才拍得下。
把胖夸张成一整张航拍图，最后的笑点炸得最响。
I'm not saying ..., but ...
用欲扬先抑的句式讲损人笑话时用，太伤人，正式场合别提。
I'm not saying he's slow, but snails pass him. ／ Not saying she's tall, but ceilings fear her.
口语
but 后稍停，high-school picture 连续快读，aerial photograph 落在最后两词。
I'm not saying he's short, but he needs a step stool. 我不是说他矮，但他得踩个凳子。
She's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. You wanna fuck her, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. - Ha-ha-ha. - I'm not saying she's fat... ...but her high-school picture was an aerial photograph.
她胖到我得先把她滚上面粉，才找得到那个湿的地方。 你想上她，就得先扇她大腿，再顺着浪头冲进去。 ——哈哈哈。——我不是说她胖…… ……可她的高中毕业照得用航拍才拍得下。
下一章 · 06beef with someone跟某人有梁子这场戏：从口供里看出猫腻意思是「来错了地方、撞错了时机」，常表示某人不走运，正好赶上倒霉事。片里杀手用它暗示：不是冲你来的，只是你运气不好。
字面是「剁碎的肝」（一种犹太小吃），俚语里用 What am I, chopped liver? 表示「我算什么？凭什么没我的份」，是抱怨自己被忽视。
意思是「挨一枪」，引申为「为某人挡子弹、替人牺牲」。take a bullet for someone 就是心甘情愿替对方挨枪子。
aerial photograph。aerial 是「空中的、航空的」，photograph 是照片，合起来就是从空中拍的照片，也常略作 aerial photo。
give me a hint。hint 是提示、暗示，give someone a hint 就是「给某人一点提示」，猜谜或玩游戏时最常用。
