这场戏：打听犹太人怎么举报
第 7 章 · 共 18 章 · 2'24"
乔乔跑去问克伦岑多夫：What should I do if I see one?（我要是看见犹太人该怎么办？）。对方一本正经讲起举报流程，越说越离谱：It's a pretty drawn out process（这一套流程可拖得够长），末了还补个叔叔被犹太人催眠的荒唐故事。想学怎么用英语提问题和吐槽流程，这段黑色幽默很足。
❝ 独白 · 4 句 「拖得很长」英语说 drawn out
What should I do if 要是……我该怎么办drawn out 拖得很长、冗长in case 万一、以防万一hypnotized 催眠
从体检开始就带着黑色幽默：医生一边给乔乔拉伸，一边说 Pain is your friend（疼痛是你的朋友），还建议他再休学一个月，因为那张脸可能会吓到同学。随后乔乔找到克伦岑多夫，问 What should I do if I see one?（我要是看见一个犹太人该怎么办？）。对方一本正经地讲起流程：先报告，再一路传到盖世太保、党卫军，最后把人杀掉，还嫌 It's a pretty drawn out process（这一套流程可拖得够长）。乔乔担心艾莎是人被催眠藏起来的，克伦岑多夫就讲起叔叔的荒唐故事：他被犹太人 hypnotize（催眠）后酗酒、赌博、出轨，也要怪到犹太人头上。想学怎么用英语提问、吐槽和一本正经地胡说，这里很典型。
A1–C2 是欧标等级。点一个等级后，比它高的卡片会变淡，播放到那里不会自动暂停。
“I'm being made to teach the HJ boys water warfare training.”
他们非让我去教希特勒青年团的孩子水上作战训练。
被迫干荒唐差事时，一句话把怨气和荒诞感同时摆出来，还自带画面。
I'm being made to ...
被安排去做不情愿的事时能用；对上级当面抱怨要谨慎。
They've got me teaching water warfare. ／ They're making me run swim drills.
口语
being made to 连读，teach the HJ 轻快带过。
I'm being made to sort the whole archive by myself. 他们非让我一个人整理整个档案。
“You know, in case they ever need to go to battle in a swimming pool.”
你知道吗，万一哪天他们得在游泳池里打仗呢。
先装认真再抖包袱，一句 in case 把训练的荒唐讽刺到底。
in case they ever need to ...
半开玩笑地讲理由时能用；正式汇报别加这种挖苦。
in case it ever comes up ／ just in case that day comes
口语
in case 连读，swimming pool 两个重音都压住。
I'll pack a poncho in case it ever rains on the hike. 我带件雨披，以防徒步时下雨。
“It's a pretty drawn out process.”
这一套流程可拖得够长的。
把官僚体系的拖沓浓缩成一句冷评，轻描淡写反而更狠。
It's a pretty drawn out ...
吐槽流程繁琐时能用；对上汇报时说出口容易得罪人。
It's a long-winded process. ／ That's one drawn-out procedure.
中性
pretty 弱读，drawn out 中间稍作停顿。
Getting reimbursed is a pretty drawn out process here. 在这儿报销的流程拖得够久的。
“And then he drowned in an unrelated accident, but it was the Jew's fault.”
后来他在一场毫不相干的意外里淹死了，可这都得怪那个犹太人。
荒诞逻辑的极致：连意外都算在犹太人头上，偏见被揭得明明白白。
and it was someone's fault
反讽无端甩锅时能用；认真吵架时说会像替人开脱。
but somehow it was still his fault ／ and of course it was his fault
口语
unrelated 重读，but it was 轻轻连过。
The printer jammed, but somehow it was still my fault. 打印机卡纸了，可不知怎么还是怪到我头上。
“Without their funny hats, it's damn near impossible.”
不戴他们那种可笑的帽子，根本几乎认不出来。
把种族识别说成认帽子，一句吐槽拆穿了整套荒谬的标记法。
Without ..., it's nearly impossible.
吐槽没有标志就认不出时能用；涉及族群别拿来开玩笑。
Take away the costume and you can't tell. ／ Without the marker, good luck.
口语
Without 咬清，damn near 快读成 damn-near。
Without his glasses, it's nearly impossible to recognize him. 他不戴眼镜，几乎认不出来。
If you see a Jew, you tell us, we tell the Gestapo, and they tell the SS, and then they go and they kill the Jew. And anyone who helped the Jew. And because these are very paranoid times, probably some other people just in case.
你要是看见犹太人，就报告我们，我们通知盖世太保，他们再通知党卫军， 然后他们过去把那个犹太人杀了。 还有任何帮过那个犹太人的人。 而且眼下这年头人人都疑神疑鬼，为防万一，可能还得捎上些别的人。
下一章 · 08neutral ground中立地带这场戏：换秘密换条件还划中立桌意思是「拖得很长、冗长」，常用来形容手续、会议、剧情又慢又磨人。台词里说 It's a pretty drawn out process，就是吐槽这套举报流程太折腾。
Pain is your friend，字面就是「疼痛是你的朋友」。这里医生用它半开玩笑地说：疼说明在恢复，忍着点反而好，属于典型的黑色幽默。
意思是「差不多、基本上」，比 almost 更口语。It's pretty much healed 就是「差不多好了」，常放在动词或形容词前面。
意思是「催眠」，即用暗示让对方失去自主判断。片里说犹太人 hypnotize 叔叔，其实全是荒唐的偏见，这个词在这里被拿来当万能的背锅理由。
用 If it isn't ... himself，带着调侃的语气打招呼。If it isn't Herr Hand Grenade himself 就是「这不是手榴弹先生本人嘛」，专门拿对方的糗事开涮。
