“She's one of my victims now. I'm taking her home.”
Why it's great
It turns a student into a willing captive and expects the room to laugh.
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Informal
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The new kid is one of my victims now. I'm walking him back after class.
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John Oldman's Farewell Toast, Explained
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Friends gather as John prepares to leave. They joke about where he is going, then pass around Johnny Walker green in plastic cups. The toast sounds warm, but "May he find undeserved bliss wherever he goes" puts a pin in the blessing: luck he has not earned, for a man already set on moving on.
Key moments
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They Joke He Has Itchy Feet
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Johnny Walker in Plastic Cups
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John Oldman's Farewell Toast, explained
What happens
Linda stops by to say hello and good-bye. Someone offers a paper to read on the road, and the talk turns to publish or perish. Friends ask John where he is going and say he has itchy feet. Johnny Walker green comes out, with only plastic cups left. They toast long life and good fortune, then say they are sorry to see him go.
What's really going on
Linda's hello is also a good-bye, and someone is already taking her home. Praise for Dr. Jenkins is called "very politic," a shade too smooth. A paper, Shadows of the cave, is offered for the road, then set beside "Publish or perish," with a preference to read rather than write another one. Asked where he is going, John hears "like we give a damn," a joke that only pretends not to care. "John's got itchy feet" turns the move into a rash, and the answer stays small: move on now and then, a personal thing, not a problem. "Nothing is too good for my friends" brings out Johnny Walker green, then shrinks to plastic cups, "a sacrilege I'll tolerate." The toast offers long life and "undeserved bliss," fond and a little sharp, before the plain close: they are sorry to see him go.
Key lines & what they mean
- “She's one of my victims now. I'm taking her home.”
- A teacher jokes that Linda is now stuck in his class, and that he is the one taking her home after this stop.
- “I'd rather read than write another one.”
- Faced with another academic title, someone would rather read than produce one more paper.
- “Where you going, John, like we give a damn?”
- Friends ask John his destination and mock the idea that they care, which shows they do.
- “Nothing is too good for my friends.”
- The good bottle is justified as something friends deserve, right before the cups turn out to be plastic.
- “That's a sacrilege I'll tolerate.”
- Using plastic cups for Johnny Walker is treated as an insult the speaker will accept.
- “May he find undeserved bliss wherever he goes.”
- The toast wishes John happiness and adds that he will not have earned it.
Theme
- Friendship — Colleagues share Johnny Walker green and say they are sorry to see him go.
- Dark humor — The blessing wishes him undeserved bliss, and plastic cups are called a sacrilege they will tolerate.
What this chapter teaches
Teaching points
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A great line in its own right — why and how to use it“I'd rather read than write another one.”
Why it's great
He hears the publishing threat and calmly chooses reading instead.
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Informal
Use it yourself
I'd rather read the thread than write another recap.
“Where you going, John, like we give a damn?”
Why it's great
The question admits they care, then the swear pretends they do not.
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Informal
Use it yourself
You booked a one-way ticket, like the rest of us give a damn?
“Nothing is too good for my friends.”
Why it's great
The lavish promise to friends is funnier because the cups are plastic.
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Neutral
Use it yourself
Nothing is too good for the neighbor who jumped my car.
“That's a sacrilege I'll tolerate.”
Why it's great
A plastic cup is declared a sin and forgiven in the same short line.
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Informal
Use it yourself
Warm beer at the picnic is a sacrilege I'll tolerate.
“May he find undeserved bliss wherever he goes.”
Why it's great
The toast stays elegant while undeserved slips in a judgment.
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literary
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May the intern find undeserved calm on her first client call.
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Questions, then the linesWhy are they drinking from plastic cups?
Someone is sorry they are down to plastic cups now. Johnny Walker green is still poured, and the cups are called a sacrilege that will be tolerated. The talk never says the cups were meant as an insult. They are simply what is left.
What reason is given for John leaving?
No destination is named. Someone says John's got itchy feet. Asked if there is a problem, the answer is no: he just likes to move on now and then, and it is a personal thing. The group is also told they have already covered where he is going.
Why does the toast say undeserved bliss?
The toast drinks to long life and good fortune for our esteemed friend and colleague, John Oldman. The next line hopes he finds undeserved bliss wherever he goes. The good wishes stay, with a note that the luck will be more than he has earned.
Who is Linda?
She is introduced as Linda. John had her last semester. The person who brought her calls her one of his victims, says he is taking her home, and explains she wanted to come by and say hello good-bye.
Why does Publish or perish come up at a goodbye?
Someone offers a paper to read on the road, Shadows of the cave, by M. Jenkins. Publish or perish follows that title, and the next line would rather read than write another one. It is a jab at academic writing, not a plan for the trip.