盘问自称洞穴人的男子：So much for

When the Cro-Magnon was first identified, when anthropology gave them a name, I had mine.

克罗马农人第一次被辨认出来、人类学给他们起了名的时候，我也就有了自己的名字。 两个 when 叠出认名的时刻，名字不是自封的，是学科后来替他安上的。

Afraid I might go in and stay for a thousand years while cigarette smoking men try to figure me out.

就怕我一进去就待上一千年，一群抽烟的人拼命要把我研究明白。 体检被说成千年关押，香烟这个细节把恐惧画实，夸张却不空。

So you're telling us this, the yarn of the century, And you don't care if we believe it or not?

所以你跟我们讲这个、这个世纪级的奇谈，而我们信不信你都无所谓？ yarn 把故事贬成胡诌，of the century 又把它抬到最大，质问里带着受伤。

You're not as crazy as you think I am.

你没疯到你以为我疯的那个地步。 它不直接回骂，而是拿「你以为我疯」当尺子，再量对方疯不疯。

If you lived as long as John did, you still wouldn't grow up.

就算你活得跟约翰一样久，你照样长不大。 先把长寿让给你，再宣布你照样长不大，寿数和成熟被拆开。

So much for the myth of the super-wise, all-knowing immortal.

所谓超级智慧、全知的不死者神话，到此为止。 so much for 一句就把全知不死的神话扫下桌，像结论不像感叹。