“My old school wants to honor me, I show up with a hooker and a dead body.”
我的母校要表彰我,我却带着一个妓女和一具尸体来了。
把最体面的场合和最荒唐的处境撞在一句里,宿命般的自嘲。
Somebody wants to ..., and I show up with ...
自嘲把好事搞砸时用,熟人之间可以,正式场合别这么说自己。
They wanted to celebrate me, and I brought a disaster. / My big moment, and I turn up with a mess.
口语
honor me 稍顿,hooker and a dead body 压低连读。
The client flew in to meet me, and I showed up with a flat tire. 客户专门飞来见我,我却带着一个瘪掉的轮胎登场。
