to the moon爽上天

把死亡写成上门查名单的办事员，冷静得叫人发笑。

I'm ..., and your name is on my list.

黑色幽默里自报身份时能用；对刚失去亲人的人说会失礼。

I'm the grim reaper, and you're on the list. ／ Your number came up, and I'm here to collect.

中性

I'm death 后停顿，your name is on my list 一气念完。

I'm your landlord, and your name is on my list of late payers. 我是你房东，你的名字在我那份欠租名单上。

双重否定绕了一圈，把难以启齿的欲望说得又诚实又滑稽。

I never ... that I don't ...

坦白某种改不掉的习惯时能用；对同事或长辈说太露骨。

I can't see a woman without wondering about her. ／ Every woman I pass, I wonder the same thing.

口语

The truth is 轻快带过，never...that I don't 中间换气。

I never open my phone that I don't check the same app. 我一拿起手机，就忍不住点开同一个应用。

一句歪理给嫖娼开脱，逻辑荒唐，语气却像在讲道理。

you don't ... the way you do ...

为明显站不住脚的事狡辩时能用；正经解释别学这套。

It's different with a stranger than with your wife. ／ You don't care about a hired girl the way you care about family.

口语

See 起头拉长，the way you do 重音落在 do。

You don't treat a rental car the way you do your own. 你对租来的车，跟对自己的车完全不是一个态度。

把交易说得像关灯一样利落，钱一出手，人就不算人了。

You lay ... on her, and she's history.

半开玩笑地说花钱了事、过后不认人时能用；拿人当物件说会显得凉薄。

You slip her some cash and she's gone. ／ Pay up and she's out of your life.

口语

half a c-note 一口气带过，she's history 短促收尾。

You hand over the fee and the whole favor is history. 钱一付，这份人情就算清了。