cover-up掩盖真相

You know about the suppressed transmission, of course? - Mm-mmm. - No? Oh, well. This is the 20th anniversary of the moon walk, you know. And way back when they're giving us that "One giant step for mankind" bit... another astronaut's in the background yelling his fool head off... saying, " Oh, my God. What's that over in the crater? What the hell is that?" Well, NASA cuts him off just like that. But those of us with the right kind of radios, you know what I mean? Yeah, we got enough of it. The gist of it was... there's a giant spacecraft over in the other crater, looking at them. That's right. Oh, it all begins to leak out then... that the space program's just one giant big cover-up. It's a covert operation between the United States government and the Soviet Union. It's been going on for over 30 years. We've been on the moon since the '50s. You wanna know how we got there, right? I'll tell you. Anti-grav drive. Anti-gravity technology. We stole it from the Nazis after the end of World War II. It's perfectly obvious. And you know, I was watching this Late, Late Show. A lot of truth in the Late, Late Show. You know, they slip it through there, they figure nobody's watching, but - Anyway, there's this sci-fi movie called Alternative Three. And, uh, it's about kidnapping people, using a little psycho-surgery on them... and, uh, turn them into zombies. And making them colonize the moon and Mars. Funny, huh? Except it's absolutely true, all of it. We've been on Mars since '62. It was May 22nd. That's a very important date for you to remember, pal. - Yeah, that's my birthday. - Right. So, see... the reason we're up there covertly is because of the greenhouse effect. It all ties in. Yeah, greenhouse effect. By the way, they discovered that in the '40s. You can ask yourself what they've been doing sitting on their ass for 49 years, huh? While we're out here with some serious social diseases and everything else. Oh, never mind that. Everybody says... "Greenhouse effect. A hundred years from now. Oh, I'll be long dead, gone and out of here." Not so, my friend. Not so. The government's sitting on the fact that it's 10-20 years maximum. It's getting hotter, don't you think? Yeah, it's not even summer yet. Yeah, and when the polar ice caps begin to melt... it's not gonna take a certified genius to understand that we're in serious global confusion. I mean, really, we're in massive mainline ecological chaos. Anyway, it's happening even as we speak. So, I'll tell you what they've already done. They've colonized outer space. Oh, they couldn't colonize everybody. No, no. That would be global bankruptcy. We couldn't beat the greenhouse effect anyway.

那段被压下去的传输，你当然知道吧？ ——唔。——不知道？哦，那算了。 今年是人类登月二十周年。 当年他们给我们放那句‘人类的一大步’的时候…… 背景里另一个宇航员正扯着嗓子大喊…… 喊着：‘我的天，那边坑里是什么？那到底是什么鬼东西？’ 结果美国航天局一下就把他切断了。 可我们这些有对频收音机的人，你懂我意思吧？ 对，我们听够了。大意就是…… 另一个陨石坑里有艘巨型飞船，正盯着他们。 没错。后来这些就慢慢漏出来了…… 整个太空计划就是一场天大的掩盖。 那是美国政府和苏联之间的秘密行动。 已经搞了三十多年了。 五十年代我们就上过月球了。 你想知道我们怎么上去的，对吧？ 我告诉你。 反重力引擎，反重力技术。 二战结束后我们从纳粹手里偷来的。明摆着的事。 还有，我那天在看深夜影院。 深夜影院里真相不少。他们就把东西塞在那儿，觉得没人看，可是——反正有部科幻片叫《第三方案》。 呃，讲的是绑人，给他们做点心理手术…… 然后，呃，把他们变成僵尸。 再让他们去殖民月球和火星。 好笑吧？ 可这些全都是真的，一点不假。 六二年我们就上火星了。 五月二十二号。这个日子你可得记牢，老兄。 ——那是我生日。——对。所以你看…… 我们偷偷待在上面的原因，是温室效应。 全都串上了。对，温室效应。 顺便说，他们四十年代就发现了。 你自己想想，他们这四十九年干坐着都干嘛了？ 我们却在这儿得些严重的性病，还有别的乱七八糟。 哦，别管那个。大家都说…… ‘温室效应嘛，一百年后的事。 到时候我早死了，早没影了。’ 不是这样，朋友，不是这样。 政府瞒着的事实是，最多也就十到二十年。 天越来越热了，你不觉得吗？ 是啊，还没到夏天呢。 对，等极地冰盖开始融化…… 不用什么天才也看得出，我们正陷入全球性的严重混乱。 说真的，我们正处在大规模的生态大乱里。 反正，就在我们说话这会儿它已经在发生了。 我来告诉你他们已经干了什么。 他们已经在殖民外太空了。 哦，他们没法把所有人都迁走。不行，不行。 那会让全球破产。 反正我们也赢不了温室效应。