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Welcome to Mooby's. May I take your order?Clerks II · 2006 — 第 5 / 16 章 · 3'11" · B2
快餐店为三部曲吵翻：Say what you will about
快餐店里刚点完单，几句《指环王》台词就把气氛点燃。有人用 Say what you will about（随你怎么说）先让一步，再把《指环王》划成不能碰的底线；另一句 massive achievement（了不起的成就）搬出奥斯卡来压人。想学英文抬杠、划清界限、反讽，这几分钟全是活例句。
发生了什么
穆比快餐店的柜台前，有人点了奶昔和洋葱圈，接着有人念起《指环王》的戒指台词，几句话就把点餐变成电影论战。点单时那句 take your order（给您点单）是柜台英语的固定说法；争论里有人用 way off（完全说错了）否定对方的判断；等吵到奖项上，又抬出 massive achievement（了不起的成就）替《指环王》撑腰。想学点餐、闲聊和抬杠的句子，这几分钟够用，也能看清一句话怎么从客气变成火药味。
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- 留意顾客念咒语时两人的反应
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I'm the geekwhipping out your preciousesdownfucking morons
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I'm the geek
我成书呆子了？So I'm the geek now?
有人刚被对方叫作“Star Wars geek”，马上用问句把这顶帽子扔回去，语气是假惊讶、真反击，意思是你也干净不到哪去。
I'm the geek? You're the one with three box sets.我成书呆子了？抱着三套盒装碟的人可是你。
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- whipping out your preciouses
掏出你们的宝贝；也带性暗示
- down
认同、接受
- fucking morons
他妈的白痴
- Mannequin Skywalker
木头人天行者（讽演技僵）
- massive achievement
了不起的成就
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试听 your 是否弱读，重音落到 order
Welcome to Mooby's. May I take your order?不是（口语否定）——口音浓或熟人闲聊时用；正式写作别用
All right, look, there's only one Return, okay, and it ain't of the king... it's of the Jedi.书呆子、狂热迷——朋友打趣可以；当面嘲人容易冒犯
Oh, Star Wars geek.担待他一下
You'll have to excuse him.搞什么鬼——强烈粗话，正式场合绝不能用
Oh, what the fuck happened to this world?开始管某人叫…
Maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right?重音砸在 hell，boring as 一口气滑过去
Those fucking hobbit movies were boring as hell.到极点——口语强调，粗俗但常见；正式写作少用
Those fucking hobbit movies were boring as hell.一堆、一群
All it was was a bunch of people walking.双重 was 结构：前一个 was 属于 All it was，后一个才是系动词；意思是“它不过是…”。
All it was was a bunch of people walking.完全说错了 这里不是“离得远”，是“完全说错了”
He is way off. Loser.太棒了/当然——粗俗口语，热烈赞同；正式场合别说
Fuckin' A.受够某人了
I've had enough of you.enough of 快说时黏成一团，of 几乎不占拍
I've had enough of you.过于简单的分析
Your simplistic analysis of the trilogy aside,状语前置：把“先不管你对三部曲的过于简单的分析”甩到句首，主句在后面才落下。
Your simplistic analysis of the trilogy aside,定语从句：that 从句修饰 achievement；when 从句补充学院在颁奖时认可了它。
The Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement that even the Academy recognized when they gave Peter Jackson the Best Directing Oscar...漂亮回怼——朋友间夸人怼得妙；正式场合别用
Oh, sick burn.虚拟条件句：if 从句用 wanted 表示假设；主句用 would've ended 接住这个假设。
If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those "Rings" movies,合乎逻辑的收尾点
he would've ended the third one on the logical closure point, not the 25 endings that followed.给我们指点迷津 这里带刺：你倒说说看
Yeah, friend, enlighten us.从…中醒来
When fucking Frito wakes up from his little coma or whatever, and the little hobbits are jumping up and down on his bed, and Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very fuckin' gay look.随你怎么说…
Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.别把…扯进来
Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.out of 连得紧，t 轻轻一带就滑向 of
Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.走开、回避一下 这里是叫小霍比特人走开，好腾出地方
That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fuckin' cock.恐同侮辱语——极度冒犯的恐同辱骂，任何场合都别用
Hey, faggot, they're not gay. They're hobbits.就在片尾字幕滚动前
And then right after the Sam-Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll,看懂「快餐店为三部曲吵翻」
发音重点
- take your order — 试听 your 是否弱读，重音落到 order
- boring as hell — 重音砸在 hell，boring as 一口气滑过去
- enough of you — enough of 快说时黏成一团，of 几乎不占拍
- out of this — out of 连得紧，t 轻轻一带就滑向 of
There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.只有一部三部曲，你们这些他妈的白痴。 把“唯一三部曲”说成判决，末尾一骂把争论变成站队。
Those fucking hobbit movies were boring as hell.那些他妈的霍比特人电影无聊得要命。 用 fucking 和 as hell 双重加码，一句就把对方心头好踩扁。
Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies.在那几部片子里，连他妈的树都会走路。 荒诞夸张：连树都在走，精准嘲弄“走路片”的吐槽。
Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.你们爱怎么说耶稣就怎么说，但别把《指环王》扯进来。 先给耶稣留面子再划禁区，句式像外交最后通牒。
I am gonna kick your ass back to the Shire if you don't shut your fuckin' mouth.你要是再不闭上你那张臭嘴，我就把你一脚踹回夏尔。 把威胁塞进具体地名，脏话和奇幻梗混出漫画式狠劲。
Now, that would've been an Academy Award-worthy ending.那才会是配得上奥斯卡的结局。 用奥斯卡当反讽标尺，越正经越显得那个结局荒唐。
关于这一章的问题
Say what you will about 是什么意思？
意思是「随你怎么说」，先承认对方可以有自己的看法，再把某件事划成例外。台词里它后面接了「但别把《指环王》扯进来」，让步和划清界限一气呵成。
「我受够你了」英语怎么说？
可以说 I've had enough of you（我受够你了）。它表示忍到极限、不想再听下去，比单纯说生气更重。争吵里甩出这句，基本就是最后通牒。
way off 是「差得离谱」吗？
对，way off 就是完全说错、离事实很远。台词里有人用它否定前面的判断，紧接着 Loser（废物），语气很不客气。
massive achievement 是「巨大的成就」吗？
不只是「巨大」，更自然的中文是「了不起的成就」，常用来郑重肯定作品或事情。台词里把它用在《指环王》上，还提到奥斯卡最佳导演，语气是认真夸赞，不是反讽。
「合乎逻辑的收尾点」英语怎么说？
英语是 logical closure point，指故事该收住的地方。台词里有人问 What's the logical closure point?（什么合乎逻辑的收尾点？），就是让对方说清楚电影该在哪儿结束。
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下一章 · 第 6 章give someone the time of day打烊前争论婚姻
第 1 章take issue with网上对喷把名人搞混
第 2 章hit the jackpot婚房还是佛州公寓
第 3 章more than meets the eye快餐店里吵变形金刚
第 4 章sow your wild oats为迎老板吵翻
正在看 · 第 5 章Say what you will about快餐店为三部曲吵翻
第 6 章give someone the time of day打烊前争论婚姻
第 7 章piece together逼问出枕头裤怪谈
第 8 章bet dollars to donuts老同学探班翻旧账
第 9 章blow off some steam薯条没炸好，骂出种族脏话
第 10 章term of endearment为一句蔑称吵翻
第 11 章tie your life to someone准新郎怕婚礼跳舞
第 12 章You and what army?备餐台前坦白怀孕
第 13 章at its finest送别派对变人兽秀
第 14 章smooth things over牢房里翻旧账
第 15 章take a bullet for someone为搬走翻脸的老友
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